...and why do they call it "cross-country" skiing? They never ski across whole countries!
...and why do they call it "speed" skating? Wouldn't they all get arrested if they did speed before every race? Wouldn't the drug testing end up disqualifying every contestant, and the medals would just end up being thrown in the trash?
...and why do they call it a "bi" athlon? As far as I can tell, there is no sexual activity in the whole thing, let alone sex with both men and women.
...and why do they FUCK!!! MY BRAIN IS DYING!!! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO THINK LIKE BAZILLA AND IT IS -K-I-L-L-I-N-G- MEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee.......
Ow. [/parody]
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Well B'UH!