I FOUND IT!!!! PRAISE BE TO JEEBUS!!! This is the photo that started it all:

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Really? It's worked for all 4 pictures IIRC.

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Today's picture: Jump the Rings...OF DEATH!!!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

The Tuesday pic:

-"That's not the way you write your name in the snow?"

Man, the fact that anyone who misses these will have no idea what the joke is really does make it funnier.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Definately! Good one, btw.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Now we have the proper picture, I have no idea how to caption it....

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

Wednesday's pic: "Do you MIND?? I'm trying to eat here!"

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Gak! Got a bird stuck in my throat!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Thursday's pic: Worst production of A Chorus Line ever!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

On the topic of winter olympics, why the hell do they call it downhill ski-ing?

Though I would pay good money to see uphill ski-ing.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

...and why do they call it "cross-country" skiing? They never ski across whole countries!

...and why do they call it "speed" skating? Wouldn't they all get arrested if they did speed before every race? Wouldn't the drug testing end up disqualifying every contestant, and the medals would just end up being thrown in the trash?

...and why do they call it a "bi" athlon? As far as I can tell, there is no sexual activity in the whole thing, let alone sex with both men and women.

...and why do they FUCK!!! MY BRAIN IS DYING!!! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO THINK LIKE BAZILLA AND IT IS -K-I-L-L-I-N-G- MEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee.......

Ow. [/parody]

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Well B'UH!

poor ol' kajun

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Todays: "And that's how you get a female dwarf back out of your armpit."

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Sunday's:

-"PULL ME BACK IN! PULL ME BACK IN!!!"

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

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What others say about boorite!

Well played.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Dobin finally finished his escape tunnel...only to realise he could have walked out of the front of the hut at any time.

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

Tuesday: "This is what's left of the last guy who broke my window."

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Tuesday: "Yes, this is my car. I swear. Those bastards will pay. Why are looking at me like that? Hey, look over there!"

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Tuesday:

"So you think my jacket is gay?" *SMASH* "You still think so, punk?"

[off camera] "And how!"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Wednesday's:

"Men... we may have found the location of Wirthling's body!"

"Here, we have the fossilized ancestor of Tobor..."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Thursday's pic: ......um.....well.....I can't think of anything. That's a pretty lame ass pic. Needs to be given a photoshop treatment.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Sunday's:

"Watch as they drag him through the field of thumbtacks and razor blades, and the tunnel of speakers playing NSync!"

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Next Thursday's: "I can't believe it's not butter!"

This will make no sense come Thursday if my psychic friend lied to me.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

"it's okay to smoke while you fill your tank", you said.... "Those signs are for idiots", you said.... "Do I look like an idiot?", you said!!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.