No problem. Losing I can handle. I just didn't want you to think I couldn't follow the rules. Which I can.

Unless wirthling made them. In which case it doesn't matter if I follow them or not because he's a poo head.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Like Gabe being a loser requires a vote.

I'll be back to pick a winner (not Gabe) a bit later tonight. I gotta watch the Sopranos and a rented movie that has to be returned tomorrow.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Jesus Cripes, look at all of gabe's strips! Do you really have a job?? OK, well, the asshole is back for one last post, then it's off to pursue life and fine arts degrees. See y'all.

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http://wally.pgbco.com

OK, I decided that the "Gabe can't win" rule was a bit unfair, so, being god and all, I have repealed that rule. But Gabe loses anyway. HAHAHA!

Without further ado, the winner is...

Scyess!

I am one of those geeks who loves to quote Monty Python, so I got a kick out of being skewered like that.

Take it away, Scyess...

P.S. Based on the low participation rate in this contest, I take it that my contest rules sucked. Let this be a lesson to all of you. Do NOT pick me as a winner. If you do, I will make the rules suck even worse next time. You have been warned.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Comcis Contest XX: Too late anyway by boorite 4-09-01

Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. That's strange. Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already...

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What others say about boorite!

All's fair in drinking and binging by fishoutofbeer 4-09-01

fishoutofbeer sees the light I can't believe I didn't pick boorite. Alas. Mounting the poop deck--ha--what could I have been thinking? Still, we would've missed Gabe raging on and on and on and on and on at wirthling. And Oedipal Choate. That's good! It's no use. This must be why affirmative action doesn't work. sigh.

And to your last statement I say... by ObiJo 4-09-01

Bullshit.

I think only wirthling can appreciate just how much I must have liked this comic idea to post it.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.