OK, here's your friggin' rules. Get'm while they're hot...

1. Use any character, background, prop, etc.

2. Include a reference to a Monty Python character, skit, or member. I will also accept a Monty Python-like theme if you don't want to use a specific character or sketch. If you don't know anything about Monty Python, then you are a sorry-ass loser and have no chance in this contest. So sad, buh-bye.

3. Gabe Billings will not be the winner of the contest, no matter how funny his comic is. I don't know exactly why this is a rule of this contest. It just is. Sorry, Gabe. I must obey the voices.

This contest will end Sunday (4/8) night at midnight EDT...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XX: The Larch...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'Unfair']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I thought this would be a good time to post some older comics I thought people might find amusing...

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #6 - Wirthling Sucks Big Time']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'One Good Turn Deserves Another']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Wirthling, Master of His Domain']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Wirthling Sucks, Volume MCXXIV']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Is the Dis Wirthling Contest Over Yet?']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Ask and Ye Shall Receive']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Flattery will get you nowhere. Except into my pants, that is...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Eewww.... that's the last place I'd wanna be.

[Click to view comic: 'And Now for Something Completely Different']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Comic Contest rules update:

If the Monty Python thing is too difficult, I will also accept "why wirthling sucks" as an alternate theme. I would still prefer the Monty Python theme, but I will consider "wirthling sucks" entries. Also, you can submit multiple "wirthling sucks" entries if you want.

Gabe is still gonna lose, though.

Ah, to be a god...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'Withling Still Sucks']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'I Hate Wirthling More Than Mondays']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Wirthling Felches Apes']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I think we should all hold off from submitting entries. Then wirthling will only have 2 choices:

a.) Choose one of gabe's entries, or

b.) Choose his own entry.

If a.) occurs, wirthling will surely shit himself with anger.

If b.) happens, wirthling will have to judge another contest, which he so enjoys.

It's foolproof! Stay strong men, no one cross the picket line.

(Taintwrangler, eh?)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Wirthling gets inquisitated (or whatever the verb form is)']

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

A trumpet and a hooker are in a bar. The trumpet walks up to the hooker and says blow me.

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ObiJo and a donkey are in a bar. ObiJo walks up to the donkey and says ________ __.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Man, the whole world is against me. First fishoutofbeer misses my entry and disqualifies me from the previous contest, and now wirthling the anti-christ has decided to ban me from this one. I'm sure at the root of all this is some dastardly plot to steal all of our socks. That just the kind of twisted idea that sick puppy would come up with.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Contest XX: Play with a Python']

Sadly, it wasn't until after the comic was complete that it was discovered that the Knight Who Says "neep" was really wirthling.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

That was ONE time. It was college. I was experimenting.

I made this comic before the contest. So I'm not selling out. I'm not. Really. Oh, well, buggers. I knew I'd be the weakest link:
[Click to view comic: 'That's Okay']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XX: Searching for the Holy Grail..of comedy']

It's got Python and a commentary of wirthling ass-suckiness, so there.

And Obi, I'm sorry, but I couldn't run the risk of wirthling winning again. My hamster would never forgive me.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I am still in denial that I am phenominally bad at these contests. Nor am I boycotting because Wirthling is playing God. *I* want to play God, too!

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XX: All My Friends Are like This. Sad.']

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"Old" is the old new.

[Click to view comic: 'The Rock']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Wait a minute. No, you're right, I said you couldn't follow the rules which was untrue. I guess I just liked some other comics better. Sue me.

BTW--your latest berate wirthling comics have left me in stitches. Although I believe wirthling will make true on his promise to vote you the loser.