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send me some skidmarked underwear.
that would kick ass.

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Is this like dirty underwear with a poop streak?

And more importantly, is dcomposed a coprophilliac? Is that why he's excited by that prospect?

actually I would just be excited by getting some mail.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Sure, destoy the grand illusion of the great Placentamint family.

Actually, if I could figure out how to do it in comics, I have a whole backlog of stories about the imaginary President Chestal B. Hayes. (A 19th-century Mormon President of the U.S. who's administration was so scandalous that all records of it were destroyed).

He circumvented Congress by hiring an army of pirates to annex Rhode Island.

But Rhode Island was already was already part of the United States, you say?

That was his fatal mistake...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

It is truly a sad day when a community found on the internet refuses to inform a person of their real details so that said person can urinate on said communities said graves upon said deaths.

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

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Charlie dont surf

My name is NOT David.

And Zero_Entropy is NOT called Alan.

I think thats enough info for one night.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

And where does Z_E not live? And what isn't his phone number?

Since you asked so nicely...

Rupert J. Asphinctersayswhat
1000 Cramrod Lane
Bunghill, Florida 33404

or, if you wanna reach me through my webpage, go here.

^_^

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Needs more sodomy.

your webpage creation skills are astounding.
I like the content too.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Why thank you!

I try my best. ^_^

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Needs more sodomy.

I do NOT live at:

189 Byres Road

My phone number is NOT:

0141 310 5468

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Charlie dont surf

The internet tells me that's the adress of a cafe called the Tinderbox, located in Glasgow.

I'm not sure about the number.

Arthur St. Bastard
A Round bar on a small Island
USA

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
Suite 400
2635 Century Parkway, Northeast
Atlanta, Georgia 30345-3112
(404) 679-9000

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

What do I care? By the end of the week I won't even live here...

Gia Lewis
203 Bubba Ct.
St. Louis, MO

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

I did that on a newsgroup once. We were moving, so I posted my soon-to-be-non-existent phone number in order to shut up a troll. A minor troll actually called me, and *gasp* improved his behaviour after realising that all this text was the work of genuine human beings, but the real troll claimed he called it and got a recorded message saying it was invalid. Coward...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Bubba Ct. is to good to be real.

"Today on Bubba Court, it's The Case of the Air Compressor what Got Stole out of My Truck in Broad Daylight."

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What others say about boorite!

Chicka, I stoped by your apartment and you wern't there. I hate that!

That's because I'm still living in the trailer.

It's true. The landlady (who I rent my trailer from) is as alcoholic and white trash as they come. When they had to change the name of our roads, due to 911 saying houses and trailers can not be on the same road, she named the roads Bubba Ct. (for her brother), Staat Ct. (for her maiden name), and Bogad Ct. (for her new last name). The address I gave you is incorrect, which, if you came up here, you'd know that. I live on one of those streets, but it's not Bubba. And I live 21 miles south of St. Louis.

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

Then, who's trailer was I in last night?

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Dad was flammable

I'd have to guess it belonged to Andy's maw.

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This is not my empire.

That would explain the warts on my penis.

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Dad was flammable

Your Honor, the Prosecution calls its first witness: Bubba Staat-Bogad.

OH
MY
GOD.

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What others say about boorite!

I just want you to know I'm still laughing about this.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Raymond Luxury Yacht
302 Regent Street
London W1B 3HH. UK

+44 (0)1924 216612

Glad to be of service.