What makes you think that Ruprecht Placentamint isn't my real name? My great-great-Grandfather, Malachi Placentamint, was the first male midwife. He invented the mints for which he is named... "Placentamints: Keeps a Uterus Smelling Clean and Fresh!" No doubt you've seen our commercials on late-night cable TV.
It's a proud name, with an honorabe family history, and I'm insulted that you don't think it's real. My grandfather, Jeremiah Placentamint, must be rolling in his grave.
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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.