Ah, finally, a woman who doesn't feel threatened by a guy who opens doors for her...

You're rare these days.

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Hrm...in this crazy world I bet there IS some freak who actually molested dolphin noses!

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I can't even type anymore

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Me too, I think I could manage to make a little storage depo if you could maybe upload it, Gabe ;)

By the way... that picture you made makes me want her.

The dolphin IS a she, right?

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Me too, I think I could manage to make a little storage depo if you could maybe upload it, Gabe ;)

By the way... that picture you made makes me want her.

The dolphin IS a she, right?

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I was kidding BTW Jael ;)

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I was kidding BTW Jael ;)

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I could "press" you, if you know what I mean ;)

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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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"Could you tell me how this happened?"

"Well doc, it's like this. I was just jerkin' off this dolphin, not botherin' nobody, when he came in my eye and knocked my damn eyeball right out of the fuckin' socket! Hurt like the blazes. It's a good thing I didn't let him cornhole me."

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"Could you tell me how this happened?"

"Well doc, it's like this. I was just jerkin' off this dolphin, not botherin' nobody, when he came in my eye and knocked my damn eyeball right out of the fuckin' socket! Hurt like the blazes. It's a good thing I didn't let him cornhole me."

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And then Tobor came and all was good.
Well, except the cornholing.
Tobor doesn't know of "KY".

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And then Tobor came and all was good.
Well, except the cornholing.
Tobor doesn't know of "KY".

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I see one of those new "island" retreat activities on the horizon...."Hi-Velocity Dolphin Propulsion!"

"Fly through the sea like Aquaman and Flipper" "be one with nature, bond with the dolphins!" $150 USD

Somehow I doubt Letterman would allow this on stupid pet tricks.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Hey Jael, I think Tobor wants to "know" you, in the biblical sense.

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He better have three speeds, low, medium, and "who needs a man!" That's all I have to say about that. Well,that and the smell of WD40 isn't really sexy.

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Skwee!

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...so if a completely strange robot suddenly gives you a severe cornholing, that's WD40(tm).

DexX prays silently that Impulse women's body spray is an international brand, and it has the same advertising slogan all over the world, cuz if it isn't, and doesn't, then that perfectly good joke was just wasted on an unappreciative audience.

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Don't worry, DexX lost me on that too.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Impulse is a women's body spray (the bastard offspring of a perfume and a deodorant) marketed in Australia with the slogan "...so if a complete stranger suddenly gives you flowers, that's Impulse(tm)."

The TV ads all involved some woman TV-nude (ie. nude, but with only inoffensive skin showing) spraying herself with enough aerosol to punch a hole in the ozone layer the size of Antarctica, then walking down the street, only to be pursued by some GQ cover boy who shyly gives her some flowers (usually after stealing them or picking them from someone's garden).

Believe me - all the Aussies who read that gag will be pissing themselves with laughter.

Seriously.

No, I said seriously.

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Man....

I thought [u]I[/u] needed time out of the house.

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Man....
I thought [u]I[/u] needed time out of the house.

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Double meaning. Hahaha. I'm not usually demonstrative in my praise, but we engineers love graph paper gags.

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