A friend gave me a copy of Poser 4. It's like Bryce but for people. A super high-tech Barbie doll. I wanted to make my first pose of two people going at it, but it's late and I'm tired. So here is my first masterpiece...

I call it, 'Hey, wirthling, this is for you!'.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I am honored that you find me to be an inspiration.

Crackspackler.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

can you make one of me actually writing a funny strip? ;)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Sure. Do you mind if you're nude and riding a dolphin?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

...and shaved - poser can't do pubic hair.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Damn the luck...
I call for a plugin!!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

as long as I'm writing a funny comic..with screams of joy from the regulars in the background. I don't care how it looks!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

*brain clicking and realizing this is Gabe she's telling this to...*

umm....on second thought. No farm animals, or Sodomizer5000's or wirthlings involved please!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

...and shaved - poser can't do pubic hair.

Maybe it can't, but it can do schlongs. And there's always Photoshop to add in hair where we need it.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Making you Maura is my highest compliment']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

hehehe...this was DexX's work!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Wow, DexX! That red X is amazing!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I'm especially fond of the 'embossed' look. DexX's shading abilities are magnificent.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The weird part is I see the x too, but then when I open the pic in another browser and refresh the forum page, I see the pic. List that one under, "Useless Information."

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Why do I get the feeling that if Johnny ever gets off his lazy ass to put that up, the first comic made with her character will have the words "As if" "Whatever" or "Talk to the hand" in it?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I also cannot look at the word "crackspackler" without at least chuckling out loud.
Almost as funny as the first time I saw the word "dick-snot".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

hey it was working in the preview!!

stoopid thing.

http://www.geocities.com/kbmgrafix/Jael1.gif

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

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I also cannot look at the word "crackspackler" without at least chuckling out loud.
Almost as funny as the first time I saw the word "dick-snot".

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Most of the words I find humorous can't be said on public TV.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Does this one work?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Yeah, way to go, ostracize the only female here. Make her feel like crap! "Oh, she can't post pictures, but I can!"
I should post a poorly-drawn cartoon of you doing unspeakable things with woodland creatures!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hey, if you've got some, I'd love to buy them. Here's my pic of Jael...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

What the hell kind of dolphin is that? It's like Dreggo, King of the Dolphins. It's the size of a frickin great white. And what's that on top of the.......nevermind, great pic, Print Screen, later.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

*falls out of her freaking chair!*

Of course the first thing that drew my eye was the snout. Hrm...in this crazy world I bet there IS some freak who actually molested dolphin noses! I'm gonna call sea world for a job as a ring trainer tomorrow!

okay that was sick!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

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Yeah, way to go, ostracize the only female here. Make her feel like crap! "Oh, she can't post pictures, but I can!"
I should post a poorly-drawn cartoon of you doing unspeakable things with woodland creatures!

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