-It takes two trips for him to haul ass.
-He fell in love and broke it.
-Light can't escape him.
-He jumped in the air and got stuck.
More to come, I'm sure.

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Who are you again?

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What others say about boorite!

I assume she doesn't, but such is my Pavlovian conditioning that I curl into a fetal position whenever the concepts woman and fat occur in the same sentence.

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Just cause she's a woman, you sexist bastard!

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-He stared as "Earth" in the movie 2001.
-He sat on a skittle and the rainbow poped out.

I assume she doesn't, but such is my Pavlovian conditioning that I curl into a fetal position whenever the concepts woman and fat occur in the same sentence.

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He sweats gravy.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I assume she doesn't, but such is my Pavlovian conditioning that I curl into a fetal position whenever the concepts woman and fat occur in the same sentence.

You sexist bastard!

....

(me, too)

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What others say about boorite!

I woke up this morning, got my vitamins & Zoloft, sat down with a nice, steaming cup of coffee (with fattening but yummy vanilla-flavoured cream), logged on and read this bunch of hooey for the first time.
dcomposed didn't randomly choose my name. I am fat. But he's just a kid, so what do I care?
I know my good qualities, fat or not. And I like the person I'm becoming, thanks anyway.
Boorite, Thank you. That really made me feel good! : ) It's a smart man who curls into a fetal
position anytime the concepts woman and fat occur together.
Andy, I ate all the pies before Obi could 'get any'.
And in the words of the great, famous Obijo:

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I don't give a fuck about how any of you look. I care about how funny you are and how fun it is to talk to you. Your words. I'm not looking at you everytime you post, I'm reading your words. I care about you, not your packaging.
...God that last line would get pussy.

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...All of his shirts say "GOODYEAR."

...In China, he's called Chow Down Fat.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

That was worth repeating.

Twice.

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He affects the tides.

obijo is japanese for porkchop.

He's zoned residential.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Every time he posts, my cholesterol goes up 3 points.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Sorry

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

to

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

hear

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

that.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

- His blood type is Ragu

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

...he doesn't have to worry about stepping on cracks - they dodge out of his way.

OR...

...he can't help stepping on cracks, since they form as he walks.

...he visited France, went through the Arc de Triomph... and got stuck.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Did someone say crack? He's got 100 pounds of it in his pants.

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What others say about boorite!

--His buttocks played the hills of Rio De Janeiro in several low budget James Bond films.

Oh, yeah... got caught at customs trying to leave the country with 50kg of crack in his underpants...

I love that one - thanks for remembering it, boo. :)

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Oh, yeah... got caught at customs trying to leave the country with 50kg of crack in his underpants...

I love that one - thanks for remembering it, boo. :)

After a bike ride, he was arrested for pedaling crack.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet