Ceçi n'est pas une entry. by ObiJo 10-08-02

Ceçi n'est pas une phone.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Ooops, that's not gonna win me a competition is it? Erm....when I said "mindless shit" I meant it in the nicest possible way.

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

CC146 - Fuck Dadaism, I'm a Futurist by Ezrael 10-08-02

The throbbing engine of my heart is the power of the oncoming future. Beg pardon? The grinding of the wheel that renders mankind into the components of the great machine brings with it a roaring, the lion of the clockwork, the explosion of all things artificial and of artifice. Uhm...are you feeling all right? The construction of that which is to come is in chaos, the clattering of gears and the clanging of bells, the empire of the manufactured as it purges away all the dross that comes before. Oh, shit, it's performance art, isn't it?

CC 146: Gallery Physics by BigEvilDan 10-08-02

If dadaism is about rebellion against artistic conventions, then a proper dadaistic entry would rebel by using those conventions. Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Smoke too much by kaufman 10-08-02

YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Knock, Knock by kaufman 10-08-02

Edible light bulbs Practicing their laundry skills In the doughnut hole. Look out for orange Flannel floppy disk cases Because I die now.

Phone Phun by kaufman 10-08-02

Ring, ring! Ring, ring! Ring, ring! Ring, ring! Baaaaaa. Ring, ring!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Contest? 1...4...6! Strip of Readingness. by TheBlairZip 10-08-02

Flies have short legs. Banality is each citizen's heir. The middle class is every citizen's beginning. Citizens have short flies. ... Spice is the joke's shortness.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Thirsty Beatnik Cameo by kaufman 10-08-02

Starlit wallaby fahrvergnuegen in teal. Come to me! Who raises the stone to the sound of flattened chameleons? Singing harmonica water bubbles overcome the lizards. Who? Where? How? Another who? Why? Cool Asian boulevard slow and fast on television. Hey guys, don't mind me. I just want a drink.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Contest? 1...4...6! The intelligent one is still stupid. by TheBlairZip 10-08-02

If each man says the opposite it is because he is right. THE JOYOUS WIND!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

CC 146: How Bizarre, How Bizarre by deucepm 10-08-02

What have we got here? Looks like BeNN_MaKK's horribly broken, barely-alive body. Wow. It looks like he was trampled on by a thousand rabid mice riding atop large-footed Norwegians, controlling their thoughts with their whiskers. Indeed. They seem to ave been wearing ruby slippers on their left feet and golf shoes on their right. How very odd. So. Wanna pee in his mouth? Can't think of a reason not to.

CC 146: In Which I Am Critical by deucepm 10-08-02

So what is Dadaism, anyway? I tried reading BeNN's explanation, but it made blood run out my ears. According to this, Dada has no uniform characteristics... Dadaist art can be interpreted by each person how they want to see or read it. So, it's like art for people with no artistic talent? Pretty much, yeah.

CC 146: Rhymin' and Stealin' by deucepm 10-08-02

This is the story of a dadaist who had dada in his heart! He tore his motor apart! He had dada in his heart! Here's a little story I want to tell about three bad brothas ya know so well! It started way back in history with Ad Rock, MCA and me, Mike D! The elevator lugged a king! He was a lumpy frail machine! He cut his right arm to the bone! Sent it to the pope in Rome! Some voices got treble! Some voices got bass! We got the kind of voices that are in your face! Will someone get this freak off the stage?! ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES! ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES!

CC 146: Epilogue by deucepm 10-08-02

Hey, deuce. I just wanted you to know that I read your strips and I won't hold your anti-Dada bias against you when judging time comes. Now c'mon, how about a hug? Well...sure, okay, BeNN. Nothing personal, right? After all, we're just having some fun he-- (BETRAY!) (NECK SNAPPING!) I really should have seen that coming.

CC 146: C'est une entry. by not_Scyess 10-08-02

Ce n'est pas une image d'un téléphone. Oui, mais est-ce art? Pourquoi cette table de squre n'a-t-elle pas une quatrième jambe?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

CC 146: Schroedenger ne sait pas si c'est une entrée by kaufman 10-08-02

Ce n'est pas un téléphone. Ce n'est pas une turbine de rotor. Ceci ne produit pas des gravitons par lui-même. Ha, Ha. Je me rends.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Self-portrait: ceci n'est pas une bibliotheque by boorite 10-08-02

May I help you? Where are your romance manuals? Always Coca-Cola! Weapons of mass 5th floor. Salvation is yours.

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What others say about boorite!

CC 146: Whatever. by boinky33 10-08-02

Dadaism was a structurally artistic reaction in the 1920s against ("We don't want to be reminded that anybody existed before us." and the established artistic conventions. The movement primarily emanated from artists in , the systematic destruction of culture and they chose their name "dada" from a large beaked bird, or, a word meaning "HELLO." Its form was a protest against what its leaders felt was the insane destruction of civilized film the dadaist movement attempted to give expression to the idea of removing images and characters from any context Juh?

Google by Spankling 10-08-02

Republican Slip Baucus a veggie burger. Republican robots debate again 12.09.99. WTO x MTV = WTF Fish 1, Fish No. 2, Fish No. ... Food. Apple, Bananas, Beer. Earn your right to eat a burger, then you have an ... I like sushi, not because of the nutrients in the fish and ... I've found that I raised a republican. Burger Volunteer David Burger and his daughter help Senator ... alternatives. Breaks for the rich -- I just really, *really* hate James Carville."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC 146: What are the rules to this contest? by Bazilla 10-08-02

I'm not really sure what the rules to this contest are, but they all seem to be surreal. Poopy. Deer.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Why the hell not?

Euphoria by Scyess 2-24-01

I have a date! I have a date! I have a date! Yeah, right. See if THAT ever happens again.

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"Old" is the old new.

My final entry.

In The Bedroom by Squaregirl 3-24-02

I love you, The Destroyer. xintilblargenfleffer! But if I can't have you, nobody can. *hiss*.....? Goodbye, The Destroyer.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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My final entry.

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My final entry.

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I hope not. The last two panels of your second comic didn't come out, and it was off to a great start.

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CC146: Seeing (by Wassilij Kandinsky) by not_Scyess 10-08-02

Blue, blue arose, arose and fell. Sharpness, narrowness, hisses and moves in, but doesn't penetrate. On all corners it resounded. Thick brownness was left hanging apparently for all eternity. Apparently. Apparently. Wider you should stretch your arms. Wider. Wider. And your face you should cover with red cloth. And perhaps it is not at all out of place; merely you got out of place. White crack after white crack. And after this white crack again a white crack. And within this white crack a white crack. In every white crack a white crack. But it's just not good that you don't see the opaque: in the opaque is where it is. That's where it all begins---- ----it has cracked apart.

dada poetry -- starring the cast of Goats!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

CC 146 by 69 10-08-02

I refuse to make a comic about dadaism! Well, you just technically did. @@@@@@@@@@

My first comic competition post.

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I like being spanked!

structure no,

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CC 146: parts i took from my sheep who no longer speaks by akirajim 10-08-02

maybe during in the duration of the last time in which I temporarily could no longer see the hot bright circle sweaty hands coming in contact with touching molesting my person my body my shell aheeheha grrrruff! ssnnfff flesh lumped together got black fast dared to; saturday?

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

here is my entry:

CC 146: I Saw Something Like This Coming by punkrockskaboy 10-08-02

Dadaism is a shitty Idea for a comic. I think that this can of worms could have been avoided Well, I think you are a jerkoff. Since it is here, I sort of like the idea of a comic competition about things like dadaism I refuse to agree that you exist WITH me, let alone that your parents existed BEFORE me to create you. Well, I guess you are fucked then aren't you.

CC 146: Did You NOT See This Sort of Contest Coming? by punkrockskaboy 10-08-02

Well, I don't know about that. I do, however, think you are fucked. Well, I think that the notion of being fucked, since it existed before us, is a notion we do not have to accept. Interesting. Think about it. People have been saying "you're fucked" for years before us. Therefore, since it existed before us, we don't have to acknowledge it's presence Still think that?

It's inane, I know. But so is this competition. At least I thought it was funny :)

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

This is not mine. Somebody else did it.

Are you gonna finish that? by Spankling 10-08-02

KER-CHANGE!!!!