No, just the Folsom Prison one. A man can only do a prison benefit so many times before the word manboob is ensconced in his vocabulary forever.

Great, and I had just got the ESPN saying, "Wyoo duncon dikembeh" out of my head. In related news, a team of 4 referees have been dispatched to call fouls on the Bucks during the off season, just to ensure that they don't make the finals next year either.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Also, yesterday the Clippers were officially mathematically eliminated from the 2004 playoffs.

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Also, yesterday the Clippers were officially mathematically eliminated from the 2004 playoffs.

Now this: In an effort to make the upcoming Lakers-Sixers series interesting, NBA officials have ruled that any Philadelphia basket shall be worth 10 points if it bounces in off a Laker's head.

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What others say about boorite!

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Oh, the song is "Five Feet High (And Risin')."

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Hey, I tried...

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Too vague, too vague! Just come out and say it!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Hmmm...

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Oh, Hmmm by the way Hmmm Hmmm this isn't my Hmmm entry.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Time is up, bitches. Winner TBA shortly...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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I declare this contest null and void since none of you bastards took the time to do it nude. I know since I've been spying on you all interdimensionally.

Ha. That was a joke. Actually Obi and wirthling both took the time to send me naked pictures of themselves doing this contest. Rather I should say one of them took the time to send me a picture of both of them together, doing this contest.

They sent me another picture of the two of them playing leapfrog. But it looked like Obi wasn't quite going to make it over wirthling. Those delightful scamps!

Ok, on to the real winner...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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Congratulations boorite. Your comic made me guffaw, chortle and spew milk, all at the same time.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Friends, Romans, donkey felchers...

I just heard today that a tragic accident has occured. Our dear friend boorite was struck down and eaten whole by an evil band of maurading walruses. He tried to run but unfortunately had a dead mackerel in his backback and was singled out and promptly eaten.

Services will be held at 7 pm EST on Friday, June 8th at Stoning Bros Mortuary. It will be a closed casket ceremony as his remains exist only as a pile of walrus shit.

His next of kin ask that in lieu of flowers you make a donation to Donkey Cornholers Anonymous.

Thank you.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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Friends, Romans, donkey felchers...

I just heard today that a tragic accident has occured. Our dear friend boorite was struck down and eaten whole by an evil band of maurading walruses. He tried to run but unfortunately had a dead mackerel in his backback and was singled out and promptly eaten.

Services will be held at 7 pm EST on Friday, June 8th at Stoning Bros Mortuary. It will be a closed casket ceremony as his remains exist only as a pile of walrus shit.

His next of kin ask that in lieu of flowers you make a donation to Donkey Cornholers Anonymous.

Thank you.

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Words every man longs to hear.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Okay, I realize I'm late and that boorite already won this thing, but I woke up with this in my head and had to post it. -the song is Folsom prison blues.

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Good news, everyone: The person eaten by walruses was actually Gilbert Gottfried, who is often mistaken for me. So I shall be able to fulfill my sacred duty.

I'd like to thank the Lord for helping me win this contest. You see, a voice came to me saying: "Gabe is judging this contest. Use the word 'tittyfuck.'"

See you all in cc35.

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And she decided to run for governor of Florida.

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