CC 166: A Horror of the Modern Age. by naz_ghul 1-21-03

Bob Sagat on Full House Aw, come on sweetie! Daddy's funny, too! I want Uncle Joey Bob Sagat, Stand Up Comedian So I'm thinking, I'm a funny guy, ya know? You weren't fooling anybody.

I don't think I'm coming up with terribly funny ideas for this contest. Bugger.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

CC 166: Damned lies by NeoVid 1-21-03

I really deserve to win this contest.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 166: Letters don't lie. by Trippingbillee 1-21-03

It says here you're dead. Am not.

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Sex Piano.

CC 166: He's Tricksy, Precious. by ArtemisStrong 1-21-03

Don't be shy, little girl. I wont bite.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Must... win... at all costs.... even if I post worthless junk...

CC 166: I don't get it either by Mako_Man 1-21-03

DA IWAQEEZ AW ATTACKIG!!! Shit!! EVERYONE, WE'RE BEING INVADED BY IRAQ!! Oh my God! The president has to know! Mr. President, Iraq is attacking! Well come on! Let's get drunk like its 1999!

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Once upon a time, one guy said "Dude!" His friend, shocked by this remark, replied "Dude!" Thus began my meaningless comics...

cc 166 Programmed to Lie!!! by elijah 1-21-03

We are the robot brothers. One of us always lies... ...And the other always tells the truth, to pass, you must find out who is who. Wait Wait Wait. I saw this on Doctor Who once. We ask the red robot what the silver robot would say if we asked him if the red robot is the liar! You're a fucking idiot. The red one is TOBOR. I'm running away while your nether regions are probed. Sorry Mr British, but your friend is correct. PREPARE FOR CORNHOLING!!! I prefer to pinch your nipples...HARD!!!

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www.industrialprophet.com

A couple of these are brilliant. I can't compete.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I agree that The Governor's strip (#118635 above) is brilliant. It should win this competition easily.
Still, here's my humble offering...

CC 166: Dirty Rotten Lying Filthy Savior by umfumdisi 1-21-03

Say, Jesus, you got $10 I can BORROW 'til payday? I am sorry, young man, but I'm flat BROKE. But EVERYBODY always told me, "Jesus Saves." Well, I used to be a CARPENTER, but even I never made $19,000. So you never saved ANY money? Hell, I had to pawn my sandals for these two boards--luckily, they threw in the NAILS for free.

Also, The Governor's strip inspired me to create this:

Inspired by The Governor's CC 165 Entry #118635 by umfumdisi 1-21-03

The first rule of Ducks Only Club is...No Monkeys! Quack! Quack! the second rule of Ducks Only Club is...No Monkeys! Quack, quack! My name is Robert Paulson?

Hope you like it, guv. Course, it only makes sense if you've seen or heard of "Fight Club."

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

... or the Monty Python 'Bruces Sketch'

CC 166: Le Pantalon Sur Le Feu by bonwag 1-21-03

Surgeon General's warning: Hey, stop doing that. It's frickin' dangerous. I'm adjusting. Polyester trousers, particularly 'baggy-style' varieties,... You've been 'adjusting' for the last half hour. It's a big job. have been known to combust in the presence of static electricity. Oh, right. Uh-huh. There you go. I was reading about this just the other day. Jerk. (BURNING!)

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exit, pursued by a bear

yes, it's a cheap shot. but its true. and the irony is, if he meant it, he'll never see this, thus proving I'm correct in my supposition that it was a ploy.

cc 166: Cheap shots at regs by lara7 1-21-03

Posted 9-17-02: I'm taking a hiatus from the internet. I need a complete break. You shall not see ObiJo on stripcreator for 6 months or so. Hey, do what ya gotta do. Bye! posted 12-18-02 Hey, I posted this to my Live Journal and no one responded. What city do you guys think I should I move to? Guys? Wait, aren't you the dude that made grand pronouncements about getting offline but keeps logging on every week? What gives? Sometime in 2003: I don't understand why lara7 is making such a mean-spirited comic about me. Maybe she only misses those of us who say we're leaving and are gone long enough to actually be absent.

background for noobs or folks that weren't paying attention:

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=65260forum=7

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=76202forum=7

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

For shame, ObiJo!

Anyway...

CC166 - BOYZ - Chapter 1: The introduction... by Buffylavalamp 1-22-03

Introduce yourselves, boys! Hi! I'm Lance! I think... I'm Joey! No, Joe E.! No, wait... A.J.? P.Q.? Whatever, because we're BackSync Town! No! We're N'O Street Degrees Kids... Boys... On the Block... All that matters is we're DIFFERENT than the other "boy bands", 'cause girl, we love you!

CC166 - BOYZ - Chapter 2: The interview... by Buffylavalamp 1-22-03

So what makes you different from other boy bands? I'm a rebel, and I use some gosh-darned salty language! I don't care what the heck the squares think! My grandmother is ethnic, so that gives us street cred! Word! And we REALLY love you, girl! Yeah!

CC166 - BOYZ - Chapter 3: The interrogation... by Buffylavalamp 1-22-03

How would you say your music is different from other boy bands? I accidently heard part of a Leonard Cohen song once... So that brings an edgy poetry to our lyrics! Word. And one of our songs has a flute in it! Yeah! Who the heckfire are you?

CC166 - BOYZ - Chapter 4: The twist ending! by Buffylavalamp 1-22-03

Who the heckfire are you? I'm nobody. But all my life I've wanted to join a boy band and be somebody! Really? You lie. Come on. Really? Nah. I just want to bump nasties with Britney Spears. Sorry, we can't do that. How about Christina Aguilera? Come on now! I have my standards! I'm a dirty, dirty girl... Oh! Hi, Peter!

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Pardon the adaptation ...

A Fable by kaufman 1-22-03

WOLF! WOLF! *burp* Wolf!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Gangs Are Bad, Mmmkay? by Namgubed 1-22-03

Meanwhile, back at Gotham City... Dad, I'm leaving the Bloods and joinin' the Crips, yo. Son, wha'd I tell you 'bout all this gang-bangin'? Why don't you stop that nonsense, and stay home for some Jello puddin'? The Bloods didn't really care 'bout me. I don't think no one'll even notice. Them Bloods won't be too happy 'bout you dissin' 'em, Son. All o' this jivin's gonna catch up to you one day, mark my words! At least, I could show up once, see what they're about, do the initiation, get some street cred. Where's the harm in that, yo? Oh, no! CRIP TONIGHT!!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Another case of the title wagging the comic ...

CC 166: Lies, Damn Lies, and Sadistics by kaufman 1-22-03

And has slave been naughty today? Very bad, Mistress. Slave peed in the sink, called in six anchovy pizzas next door, watched "Joe Millionaire," and sold military secrets to the Russians. Slave has been very bad. No beating for slave tonight.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 166: The Return of the King by kaufman 1-22-03

DING DONG! HELLO, I AM LOOKING FOR DAVID HAMILTON. ARE YOU DAVID HAMILTON? N-no, David lives, uh, next door. My n-name is, uh, er, Elvis Presley. HOT DAMN! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR A QUARTER CENTURY.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC166: Yummy drink by maddog00 1-22-03

Here have a try of this stuff. Its really good for you. I'm not drinking that. Looks like piss to me. And I can smell it from here. Now, come on. Would I do that to you? Yes, you would, you sick fuck. Well...as they say..."Urine good health." Oh, Jesus...

As Rod Stewart sang... "Urine my heart, urine my soul, urine my breath 'till I grow old..."

Ew.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

okay, this is my first post *ever* in these forums! this is also my first day creating comics, so cut me some slack if it sucks.

i actually made this before i found out about the competition, so it might not be exactly what you're looking for.

joe millionaire by illyanadmc 1-22-03

ahhh... my show is on! next up on FOX, watch the ladies duke it out on a new episode of joe millionaire! aren't i perfect as evan? OMG, he is, like such a hunk! little do those greedy little trolls know, not only will they not get 50 million bucks if they win, the lucky girl will have to spend eternity down here! this is like a fairy tale, and i'm snow white waiting for my prince. ::swoons::

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all your retarded comics are belong to me.

Not that this entry will win but my mother always said "The best way not to win is not to enter" and I intend to prove that a scurrilous lie in itself.

Besides, naz_ghul's "Self-Referential Syntax" one was GENIUS and would get my immediate 1st place award, were I the judge :)

CC 166: Lord of the Lies by jes_lawson 1-23-03

"Once there was a young man who attended Oxford university, then became the youngest ever Tory MP in 1969" "In the 70's he becomes a successful businessman and critically acclaimed author" "Libelous rumours about his private life are proved false in court in 1987, thanks to his honest friends" "Again, the man's character is brought on trial in 2000, but his faithful secretary saves his bacon." "Accused of perjury and lying to court, he escapes scott-free and writes the account in a successful book! The End!" Ha, another best-seller! You really are a lying sack of shit, Lord Archer! Now, lights out!

For more information about the life of Jeffrey Archer, the man who coined the phrase "sleaze" in British Politics, go here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/archer/article/0,2763,523208,00.html

Should tell you all you need to know about the lying sack of shit.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Not that this entry will win but my mother always said "The best way not to win is not to enter" and I intend to prove that a scurrilous lie in itself.

Besides, naz_ghul's "Self-Referential Syntax" one was GENIUS and would get my immediate 1st place award, were I the judge :)

CC 166: Lord of the Lies by jes_lawson 1-23-03

"Once there was a young man who attended Oxford university, then became the youngest ever Tory MP in 1969" "In the 70's he becomes a successful businessman and critically acclaimed author" "Libelous rumours about his private life are proved false in court in 1987, thanks to his honest friends" "Again, the man's character is brought on trial in 2000, but his faithful secretary saves his bacon." "Accused of perjury and lying to court, he escapes scott-free and writes the account in a successful book! The End!" Ha, another best-seller! You really are a lying sack of shit, Lord Archer! Now, lights out!

For more information about the life of Jeffrey Archer, the man who coined the phrase "sleaze" in British Politics, go here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/archer/article/0,2763,523208,00.html

Should tell you all you need to know about the lying sack of shit.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Not that this entry will win but my mother always said "The best way not to win is not to enter" and I intend to prove that a scurrilous lie in itself.

Besides, naz_ghul's "Self-Referential Syntax" one was GENIUS and would get my immediate 1st place award, were I the judge :)

CC 166: Lord of the Lies by jes_lawson 1-23-03

"Once there was a young man who attended Oxford university, then became the youngest ever Tory MP in 1969" "In the 70's he becomes a successful businessman and critically acclaimed author" "Libelous rumours about his private life are proved false in court in 1987, thanks to his honest friends" "Again, the man's character is brought on trial in 2000, but his faithful secretary saves his bacon." "Accused of perjury and lying to court, he escapes scott-free and writes the account in a successful book! The End!" Ha, another best-seller! You really are a lying sack of shit, Lord Archer! Now, lights out!

For more information about the life of Jeffrey Archer, the man who coined the phrase "sleaze" in British Politics, go here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/archer/article/0,2763,523208,00.html

Should tell you all you need to know about the lying sack of shit.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Not that this entry will win but my mother always said "The best way not to win is not to enter" and I intend to prove that a scurrilous lie in itself.

Besides, naz_ghul's "Self-Referential Syntax" one was GENIUS and would get my immediate 1st place award, were I the judge :)

CC 166: Lord of the Lies by jes_lawson 1-23-03

"Once there was a young man who attended Oxford university, then became the youngest ever Tory MP in 1969" "In the 70's he becomes a successful businessman and critically acclaimed author" "Libelous rumours about his private life are proved false in court in 1987, thanks to his honest friends" "Again, the man's character is brought on trial in 2000, but his faithful secretary saves his bacon." "Accused of perjury and lying to court, he escapes scott-free and writes the account in a successful book! The End!" Ha, another best-seller! You really are a lying sack of shit, Lord Archer! Now, lights out!

For more information about the life of Jeffrey Archer, the man who coined the phrase "sleaze" in British Politics, go here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/archer/article/0,2763,523208,00.html

Should tell you all you need to know about the lying sack of shit.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Not that this entry will win but my mother always said "The best way not to win is not to enter" and I intend to prove that a scurrilous lie in itself.

Besides, naz_ghul's "Self-Referential Syntax" one was GENIUS and would get my immediate 1st place award, were I the judge :)

CC 166: Lord of the Lies by jes_lawson 1-23-03

"Once there was a young man who attended Oxford university, then became the youngest ever Tory MP in 1969" "In the 70's he becomes a successful businessman and critically acclaimed author" "Libelous rumours about his private life are proved false in court in 1987, thanks to his honest friends" "Again, the man's character is brought on trial in 2000, but his faithful secretary saves his bacon." "Accused of perjury and lying to court, he escapes scott-free and writes the account in a successful book! The End!" Ha, another best-seller! You really are a lying sack of shit, Lord Archer! Now, lights out!

For more information about the life of Jeffrey Archer, the man who coined the phrase "sleaze" in British Politics, go here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/archer/article/0,2763,523208,00.html

Should tell you all you need to know about the lying sack of shit.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Gah! Why does Stripcreator hate me so?

No wait, it's my browser...

Sincere apologies for the multiple postings, people, I'm away to get Netscape installed...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

CC 166: To Tell the Truth by kaufman 1-23-03

Number 2, what are the prospects of black holes enabling interstellar travel? ______________ We clearly need a fuller understanding of gravitational and quantum effects, but it is plausible. Number 3, Theory suggests that there should exist as much antimatter as there is matter. Where is it all? _______________ In one of Saddam Hussein's "Presidential Palaces". That's all the time we have, and the panel has voted ... Will the real Stephen Hawking please stand up? I knew it!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com