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Sex Piano.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

If I were running this contest, I'd disqualify anyone who didn't know the difference between stationary and stationery. But anyway:

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: Genesplice']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Hopefully this is better than my last try at a comic contest. And hopefully, I'm not going straight to hell or anything. ¬_¬

[Click to view comic: 'CC170: Divine Supplies of the Office Sisterhood']

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"You cannot lick the system. You can, however, fondle it."

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

that was awesome.

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all your retarded comics are belong to me.

aah, a two-parter.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: pain part 1']
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on a somewhat related note, i stapled my finger today. it hurt.

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all your retarded comics are belong to me.

We've got a winner!

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Sex Piano.

To see why there is a IV after it, check out my other comics.

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Sex Piano.

I would just like to say that mmeyers strip was superb.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

quote:

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A little teaser to wet your whistle:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: Coming soon to a contest near you...']

More to come...

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God FUCKING dammit! Contrary to what my comic "First Date" would have you believe, I do know the difference between "here" and "hear", and I am not, in fact, retarded.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

[Click to view comic: 'Max Hackerton, Boy Computer Consultant']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Thanks for the good tidings, mikeweeney. Big Evil Dan has raised the bar, I believe. Back to the lab.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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p.s. the one before mine is hilarious and should win. i love the middle section more than my own mother.

OK. This is a second attempt.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Yeah, I figured it out eventually.

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Dad was flammable

[Click to view comic: 'CC170: I've been sick, so you get what you get...']

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I was going to enter this, but the competition's too steep for my liking.

straight fight between Jes and Dan i reckon.

Wayyyyy beyond the level of "Funny" im capable of attaining.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I'm rooting for the newbie underdog. Go Dan go!

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This actually happened in my Psych class yesterday.

Not really.

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Sex Piano.