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This thread is an old-fashioned thread for the purpose of posting comics and ridiculing wirthling's penis. It is not for contests, balloon fetishes, nude pics of Jillian Anderson or poetry (unless it's lewd).

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[Click to view comic: 'True story - sort of']

Just to make the thread harder to follow. This was my daughter's reaction to seeing the dog graphic. Thank the unnamable one she cannot read yet!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Good thing I wasn't writing that strip. I'd have wound up with some sort of Boxers and Briefs joke.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

This one needed to be shared. I've got a hotmail account I use for things like signing up for contests, so that massive amounts of junk mail don't spam up my real account.

I rarely look at it, but I decided to today.

I think my favorite has to be the one second from the bottom.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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This one needed to be shared. I've got a hotmail account I use for things like signing up for contests, so that massive amounts of junk mail don't spam up my real account.

I rarely look at it, but I decided to today.

I think my favorite has to be the one second from the bottom.

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Well I wish they'd come out with something that shrank dicks. 'Cause I'm really getting sick of tripping over mine all the time.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Tripping over your dick? That probably comes from always putting your foot in your mouth.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

An alert that I in fact had "one message(s)" waiting for me! Who could've known that I was on the Inter-web at that point and time, giving them the chance to send me an electronic message? I suspect it was none other than Ed and Margaret, and if you two are reading this, let me just say that your daughter lies and you shouldn't believe any of the malicious falsehoods that she is so eager to spread. First off, I have had an erection problem for well over 15 years, so even if I WAS visiting her that night, there would be no way I could actually break holes in your drywall with my manhood. Your daughter obviously has severe mental problems, and I recommend a good four-month stay for her in a moderately successful Clown College of some sort.

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What others say about boorite!

I've had a Hotmail account since 94, and I have NEVER gotten those. Damn, gabe. I'm so sorry, man. :- /

Come on, I'll buy you a pint and a burrito from Mi Pueblo.

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Just to keep this odd thing going...
[Click to view comic: 'No Panties for You! 5']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I've had a Hotmail account since 94, and I have NEVER gotten those. Damn, gabe. I'm so sorry, man. :- /

Come on, I'll buy you a pint and a burrito from Mi Pueblo.

Love,

bunner

You're obviously not going to enough porn sites. Give me your email address and I'll sign you up for a few.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I think DrPedantic makes us all very uncomfortable. Wouldn't you all agree???

[Click to view comic: 'DrPedantic ruins everyones day!!!!']

Last week I cleaned about a bilion ads for Viagra out of my spam filter inbox for my Hotmail account. Wait'll you see the shit YOU'RE getting. :)

Love, and mwuuuuhahahahahaha

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.