Pandering to the lowest common denominator...

CC 172: Banned in Prison by Pumpy 2-23-03

Yeah! Take it, baby! How do you like me now? Prisoner number 68457, you have failed to make your bitch's anus bleed. BANNED!

CC 172: Brad Pitt's story-time. by kingofthehill 2-24-03

Listen here, you reatrded soap-dodging tree-fucker - I could have you killed. Do you know who I am? So don't fuck with me, man. You horse-fucking fuckwit. Fuck you! ...and that's how I got banned from the leisure centre.

I forgot to put 'banned' in caps. Shit.

CC172: BANNED...terrorist style by Aero_God 2-24-03

Abula Raheed Shalam is a terrorist Hello may I please buy 1 airplane ticket to the white house .... .... Abula just got owned You are sooo fucking BANNED

CC172: PeeWee Herman gets BANNED from the Movie Theater by Aero_God 2-24-03

PeeWee's Playhouse indeed *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap *fap**fap**fap* *fap**fap**fap* *fap*...huh BANNED!!!

CC172: Pearly Gates #2 by TheGovernor 2-24-03

Yes, and you are? My names Paul Johnson, Ive just died, can I come into heaven please Lets see, Johnson,, Johnson, P, from Newcastle, England? Yeah thats right Hmm says here you blasphemed my name after hitting your thumb with a hammer. BANNED.

CC172: Pearly Gates #3 by TheGovernor 2-24-03

Yes? Hi Im Father Herbert McDoogle Father McDoogle? When you were younger you threw up on Mrs Robinsons prize Tulips and denied it the next day Did I? gosh, I dont recall doing that, can you forgive me? Let me think about it... NO, now get the fuck out of here cos you aint coming in, BANNED.

CC172: Pearly Gates #4 by TheGovernor 2-24-03

Hi Dad Hello son, look Ive been getting some complaints about your attitude towards the clients they seem to think you're being a bit harsh So what, Im just following the rules, thats the reason the worlds going to pot, because you allow any old soul to get in here Still you could relax a little bit, I mean Ive had to cut my business trip short just to deal with this, now will you let me in please, Ive got to go check my emails Nope, Ive revised the rules, arguing with the heavenly gate keeper is now a sin, you're BANNED. What you can't ban me, why I ought ta...

CC172: Pearly Gates #5 by TheGovernor 2-24-03

Hi Prince of Darkness, can I crash at yours tonight, my son's being a pain in the arse at the minute, I'll have to wait till Pete gets back from holiday Sure Big G, yeah, my trolls are working overtime to cover the huge rush on people down there, here's the keys, can you take Cerberus for a walk for me aswell, Ive got to work late, you know how it is. There's been a bit of an admin error, we'll get it sorted soon, help yourself to the free buffet, I think they are showing A.I. on the big screen tonight This really is Hell! At least its not Police Acadamy 7 again

CC172: Pearly Gates #6 by TheGovernor 2-24-03

Meanwhile Now Serving 68 ,,, 69,,, Now Serving 70,,, Ive got ticket 69... And what do you want me to do about it? You missed your turn, you snooze you lose buddy. Get the fuck out of here. Damn you Nazareth.

CC172: Pearly Gates #7 by TheGovernor 2-24-03

Stole a chocolate bar in your youth, BANNED.   !   Appeared on Jerry Springer, BANNED. Created a Blasphemous Website! BANNED.

CC172: Pearly Gates #8 by TheGovernor 2-24-03

Look son this has gone far enough Didnt I ban you? You cant go around banning everyone from entering Heaven its just not right, I think you need help so Ive set up an anger management therapy session for you No way dad, now get out of here because you're BANNED. Dont make me get Divine on your punk ass boy, cos I'll smite you if I have to.

CC172: Pearly Gates #9 by TheGovernor 2-24-03

So if you see my old man on the premices again you know what to do? sure thing boss. Hi St Peter, did you have a nice holiday? Yeah, just what I needed, bit of sun, sand, and you should have seen the women J, they were awesome So you were having a bit of Nookie on the side.. Lets see, yup thats on the list, BANNED. Hey!

CC172: Pearly Gates #10 by TheGovernor 2-24-03

Hi Pete, good to see you, perhaps we can clear this up now No can do, your son is power trippin' he banned me. If he wasnt your progeny I would have kicked his ass for such an insult Hey Satan Hi Big G, look I may have the answer to your problems, I just spoke to a friend of mine, and he says he can help Hi Dick Flange, Attourney-at-law. My buddy Satan said you are having a property ownership problem with your son Thats the great thing about Hell, there's always a lawyer around when you need one

CC172: Pearly Gates #11 by TheGovernor 2-24-03

Just who in the Hell are you? Dick Flange, Attorney-at-Law, yes based in hell, but accept clients from anywhere, your dad hired me to settle this dispute No dispute, I Banned him from coming back in, he broke my rules Yes but arent you also bound by the rules of the Bible, in which it states Honour thy mother and thy Father Erm well, yes, but,, hey you're BANNED. Damn you and your biblical logic. Case Closed. Tell your Dad I'll fax the bill over, We lawyers may be evil, but when good fails, who ya gonna call!

CC 172: Roadrunner Theme vs. Ned Kelly by umfumdisi 2-24-03

Ned Kelly-beep, beep-the Constable's after you. Ned Kelly-beep, beep-if he catches you you're through! Ned Kelly and his gang got away with a lot of loot. Ned Kelly, Ned Kelly made him an armour suit. Hidin' out in the bush is his idea of having fun. Other than stealing and shooting and robbing he never bothered anyone! Still the police want Ned Kelly dead. It's like they want to forever BAN NED. Well, the police they finally took Ned down. They sent him to the meanest judge in town. Judge said, "Hang that man from the highest tree!" Now Ned Kelly lives on in infamy.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I think we're all playing with the same punchline here, so here's my attempt.

CC:172 If God were an internet host... by mmyers 2-24-03

Why did you create us if it was only to test our subserviantness to you? Are we merely pawns in a game beyond our comprehension? *Sigh* Did you check in the frequently asked questions section? Because I've answered this question about 6 million times. Look in the FAQs. Why would a loving diety allow so much hate in the world? Wouldn't someone who loves eliminate hate? And what about people who've never heard of your religion? Are they doomed? It's not their fault. I think someone's trolling. well, you know what happens to trolls, don't you, trolly? Keep pushing me and find out. And do you know how much bandwidth your questions are wasting? These are practical questions for a newbie... Sorry! You've been BANNED from this message board...I mean plane of existence.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

CC 172: Big MaKK Attack by kaufman 2-24-03

Hey, how come I don't see any of you on #stripcreator anymore? We were BENNED. (DANCING.) (DANCING.) (DANCING.)

[Is it me, or would they make a good white Gladys Knight and the Pips?]

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CC172: The Job Interview by Aero_God 2-24-03

Abula goes for a job interview Well lets have a look at your resume. Ahhh I see you have a family, you graduated from the Al Quedan Terrorist School with a masters in Biological agents .... Ahhh a nice list of referrences. Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussien...uhhh Hans Blix Hans is an old family friend. BANNED again. Yes yes, very impressive. But unfortunatly this is a water treatment plant and you are a dirty towel head and giving you this job would make me look like a fuck tard!.....BANNNED!!! ....

CC172: BANNED WARS!! by Aero_God 2-24-03

Dude whats going on? I was posting on StarWars.com and got banned. I just said Lucas was doing a bad job with Episode 1 and 2 and then some fanboy fag posted a Gif of Jango Fett using his flame arm with the words FLAME ON Dude, and then the Mod came in and hit me with his BANNED saber and a Gif of Dooku cutting off Anakins arm and the words BANNED. So now Im banned and cant reply. Can I use your account quickly? Yeah dude, sure no problem just get those assholes back. ... Dude, they Banned you because I called George Lucas a fag.

People say the word The too much by Zegota 2-24-03

Before you signup be sure to read our rules and regulations. Yeah, yeah, whatever. I agree. Choose your nickname (do not use offensive nicknames or you will be banned) Nickname: Excrementum The Shit Eating Vampire BANNED.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

Tis a Shame I say! A SHAME! by Zegota 2-25-03

Hello boys and girls, I come to you with a heavy chest today. Apparently there is a politically very incorrect character on stripcreator. Allow me to demonstrate. SIEG HEIL! As I'm sure you've noticed, an Aryan type character making such a gesture cannot be a coincidence. Therefore the only just action is to boycot the creator of this horrid character. I must be BANNED.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

A rather mediocre series I didn't even intend to make into a CC entry. Mise well, am I right?

Adventures in Babysitting: Shampoo Lite by BDD 2-25-03

Hey Jenny, didn't you say your boyfriend left you? Yes, little Ashley, he did. So why have you been so happy tonight? Oh...just a little prank I pulled on him... "I replaced his precious beer bottle with a bottle of shampoo, and he's too drunk to know the difference." OMG I just LOVE that kind of shampoo! But why does he look like he's about to drink it, and where are his pants?!

CC 172: Adventures in Babysitting: BANNED by BDD 2-25-03

This is hardly a serious entry. Just a harmless tie-in. Mise well. WHAT?! Jenny, what's this I hear about you poisoning our daughter's mind? You were our best babysitter, dammit! What do you mean "was?" I don't want you babysitting my daughter anymore! In fact, my husband's down at the courthouse now getting a court order to keep you off our property! Young lady, you are BANNED. Fat BITCH! Damn, it's not like I influenced the kid or something. Uh...of course you didn't, Jenny... Hi Mister! Guess what? I'm like my COOL babysitter Jenny and pulled a little trick. That's not beer in your glass! Tee hee! Yes, little girl, that's very nice, but I have to drink this beer now.

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Support your local undertaker - drop dead!

CC 172: Terrorism Is Bad, Mmkay? by Namgubed 2-25-03

You can no longer be a part of this family because of your decision to join the FREAKIN' TALIBAN, NED. ** SLAM! ** D1S0WN3D!!1!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Dam entry naem. Can lick me.
Bannedz0rz

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Abuse of Power (1) by mmyers 2-27-03

Have a good lunch, Steve. What did you just say to me? What did you just say? Um..I said have a nice lunch. Fuck you, pal. I'm on break. B-R-E-A-K. That means you can't tell me what to do. Cram it. Um, OK.

Abuse of Power (2) by mmyers 2-27-03

*A-choo!* Bless you. What did you just say? What were the words that just came out of your mouth? Because it sounded like you said "Bless you." I did. I said 'bless you'. I'm on break, that means I don't have to calm down, I don't have to accept your 'blessing', and you can eat mung and die. Next thing you know, you'll be following me on my vacation and giving me work. I'm definitely going to tell on him.

Abuse of Power (3) by mmyers 2-27-03

Hey Steve, I'd like to speak with you for a second, please. Sorry Kelly, I'm on break right now, but you're welcome to speak to my nuts until I get back, if you'd like. Right...um, let's cut to the chase. Your attitude is horrible. You've only been on break for thirty minutes and you're making everyone miserable. Come back and talk to me after I get back from break, sperm bank. Until then, I'm going to walk around the grocery store. 27 minutes later... You're fired. Whaaatttt??! What for?

Abuse of Power (4) by mmyers 2-27-03

At the law offices of Burman, Reed, and a Big Talking Owl... And then, she fired me for no apparent reason. I feel violated. While that does sound quite traumatic, I don't know if it would merit a lawsuit of $12,000,000 in damages. But...I was on break. You were on break when this happened? I think we have ourselves a case.