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Bargaintuan
Don't eat any wooden nickels.

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Here's a list of just a few of the guys alive that are much cooler than jiggajizake (in no particular order):

Charlton Heston
Martin Sheen
Sean Connery
Gary Cole
Gary Coleman
Dabney Coleman
Robert Redford
Pauly Shore
Michael Jackson
Tido Jackson
Charles Bronson
Bronson Pinchot
Mark-Lynn Baker
Tony Blair
Al Gore
Ronald Reagan (even now)
Hulk Hogan
Michael Keaton
Michael Caine
David Carradine
Keith Carradine
Larry King
Don King
Rodney King
Owen Wilson
Tom Wilson
Tom Poston
Frank Oz
Ted Danson
Tony Danza
George Wendt
Phil Lamarr
Christopher Walken
Christopher Lloyd
John Larroquette
Adam West
Frank Gorshin
Pope John Paul II
David Letterman
Burt Reynolds
Tom Jones
Wayne Knight
William Shatner
Leonard Nimoy
Walter Koenig
George Takei
Patrick Stewart
Brent Spiner
Ian McKellen
Eugene Levy
Rick Moranis
Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Patten
Bill Murray
Dan Ackroyd
Harold Ramis
Paul Reubens

It should be very clear by now that jiggajizake is not the "coolest man alive" as he claims, especially given the number of canadians I've listed thus far.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

3-05-03 10:14pm (new)
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SupSupMatty
Stripcreator Newbie

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Don't respond to this, I am too full of propaganda to be outdone...seriously don't make whip out this propaganda. My propaganda is so extreme I'm not even gonna type any of it right now. Fuck you non-propagandians.

-mush

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3-05-03 10:14pm (new)
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jiggajizake
Stripcreator Newbie

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OH TIGHT CANADIAN JOKE. Go back to 1999 faggot.

yeah i said the fag word. i fuckin hate you.

yeah i do breath out my mouth, i bet you do too, fucker.

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3-05-03 10:31pm (new)
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SupSupMatty
Stripcreator Newbie

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hey fuck you for not responding

-far

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3-05-03 10:33pm (new)
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SupSupMatty
Stripcreator Newbie

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actually, jiggajizake and me are like, best friends. fuck you gay canadian wannabes.

TheGerman's comics rule!

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3-05-03 10:38pm (new)
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Qiyyamat
Jiggajizake = |_ 4 |\/| 3

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Hah! And if we don't "SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SEMANTICS", whaddya gonna do about it? Nose-rape us? Give us bleeding eargasms? Smack us around with empty blue jay eggs? I'd like to see how you'd retaliate, only if to have a good-- no, make that a better laugh at your expense.

We're politically correct? We don't have grammatical errors? We're cool? Well, perhaps, or perhaps not, on each of those accounts, but at least we don't fly into a 3rd grade potty-mouthed tirade when upset. "Fuck this and fuck that and fuck your stupid shit, you're all immature faggots because you don't respect me! Waaah!" Well, how the hell are we supposed to begin to respect you if half your vocabulary consists of "fags" and "fuck"? If *anyone* needs a growing-up pill here, it's you, Jigster.

We may not be smarter, but we sure sound better. (However, I lean towards thinking we are smarter, but hey, that's just my opinion.)

Would it be original if I called you a "Moron of the Ancients"?

Well, you may not be a "stupid fuck", but you are most certainly fucking stupid.

Aw, the poor home slice of white bread has his rage. Surrender your hate, man, before it consumes you whole! Oh, wait, too late. Damn.

OH, how witty! No one here could ever compete with that! For that wonderfully clever and creative remark, you win a prestigeous award, with your picture on it no less!

One last thing, though, jiggajizake.

Beep, beep! Your ride's here! Bye-bye!

3-05-03 10:48pm (new)
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Bargaintuan
Don't eat any wooden nickels.

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I actually do care if jiggajizake hates me, because it automatically makes me cooler than him, as I don't hate him in return. I only pity him.

I have to wonder if he's related to Bob Barker, who is also cooler than him, and has some pretty tight bitches besides. Anyone know if Bob Barker is canadian?

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

3-05-03 11:37pm (new)
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joshw
I'm spooky.

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He's not. Barker was born in Darrington, WA.
Nevertheless!

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3-06-03 11:49am (new)
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naz_ghul
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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jiggajizake, I don't even know where to begin mocking you now. You must like me a lot to generously give me so much ammunition. Crap . . . Ok, let's just start at the beginning, shall we?


So, it would seem that this is not the first time that your Cro-Magnon command of the English language and non-existent social skills has put you at odds with others. This must be why you resort to rudimentary insults and outright idiocy when even you encounter even the slightest criticism. Though you may find people with a predominately poly-syllabic vocabulary frightening and confusing, remember that we aren't here to injure you. We find your threats and rants comical, and very much enjoy verbal sparring (if it can even be termed such with you). We don't think we're "so damn smart" as much as we appear so when juxtaposed with a barely-sentient Morlock like yourself. :)

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"PS you are all ugly."
and
"I hate you and so does everyone you know."
I don't know how to break this to you, but these invectives barely have a place on a 4th grade playground; for a person your age to use them makes me wonder if perhaps you are brain damaged or mentally retarded in some way. If this is the case, let us all know, because taunting the disabled is cruel. Unfortunately, I suspect you are not mentally disabled in any way medical science can measure, and are probably just as ignorant and uneducated as your website would indicate. You've never seen us, so you can't really conjecture about our physical appearances (bear in mind the we have seen you.) The second quote is so imbecilic I can't bring myself to point out it's logistical flaws; it's dumb in ways that defy description.

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"[i] And romper rooms are not tight. I could give you a million reasons why. Instead I will give 4 1/2.
1) They have idiots like you in them
2) They allow idiodts like you who are should not be allowed to have contact with outside life to post messages for the whole world to see.
3) what the fuck is a romper room? I fucking hate you[/i]"
If you don't know what a romper room is, why launch into a bulleted attack on the value or lack thereof of one? Unless you have webbed digits that bewilder you when you use them to count, there are 3 reasons, not 4 1/2 here. Were you born stupid, or did you master it through years of training and practice?


Another stellar example of not even knowing the definition of a term before responding to it. It's called research, look into it. *rimshot*

In summary, your waterheaded attempts to fight back here are only cementing our assessment of you. There is hope for you, though, if you merely accept that you are a half-witted moron and take steps to better yourself. You can either be a laughable ignoramus your entire life, or take this opportunity to turn over a new leaf.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

3-06-03 12:28pm (new)
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joshw
I'm spooky.

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Holy Shit dude.
That was awesome.
Expect a joshw rant in the near future, and Jake, try and insult me, I need more fuel.

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3-06-03 2:13pm (new)
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naz_ghul
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Why thank you, joshw. I look forward to your rant.

Chances are that Captain Headinjury will do one of two things: Either respond with the same kind of about-to-cry drivel he's been posting, or will figure out that an unarmed person cannot have a battle of wits and stop.

I hope he lashes out at you, though, I'd like to see other folks spank him until he weeps like the mindless little toddler he is.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

3-06-03 2:21pm (new)
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joshw
I'm spooky.

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My rant will not top yours. Mark my words. I'm not in the right mood, and he didn't fuel me. I'll give it a shot, though.

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3-06-03 9:03pm (new)
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naz_ghul
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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I'm sure it will be a well wrought rant, my friend. :)

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

3-06-03 9:34pm (new)
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joshw
I'm spooky.

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I still don't think so...here goes:

Okay, first of all, what the hell is your problem? You asked for feedback on your comics, and when someone tells you that they "suck", you fly into a 3rd grader hissyfit. What did you expect? Anyone who takes the time to create their own webcomic should have a good judgement of humor, so you should know that your comics do, infact, suck. Why don't you just take your insults as they come instead of getting into a tantrum and trying to retaliate with insults that contain no logic. For example, you call all of us ugly when you haven't seen a picture of us, which makes it impossible for you to back up your little quip with any circumstantial evidence, but we've all seen a picture of you...who would have the better judgement of who's ugly or not?
Second, how exactly would you know if everyone I know hates me? I'll tell you what, if you can get the full name of someone I know, I might reconsider the validity of your "insult", but you should probably think of an insult that you can back up with some evidence next time. It'll save you a bit of work.
And what's with this:

Yeah, that makes A TON of sense. I am starting to think you actually are mental, which would explain ALOT of your recent comments.

OH MY GOD, THAT'S WHAT HIS MOM CALLS HIM! Just a question: Who cares? I bet your mom has a name for you too. My mom calls me bud, and if that makes me a "chode" then I guess I am. Oh well, it's not like an insult from you would mean anything.

Now, the way I see it is that you're an immature, uncreative, pretentious, hard headed little bastard who has to hide behind the safety of the Internet in order to make yourself feel powerful. You are one of the many people in the world who talks in Ebonics and thinks he is mad at the world just because the MTV rappers said so.

What you need to do, is grow up, get down from your proverbial soapbox and acquire some new words to add to your vocabulary. Calling everyone "Fucking Faggots" makes you look less intelligent than you actually are, and if I might say so myself, you are already in the hole with that.

Oh yeah, how does it feel to be out-argued by a fellow 15 year old? Not good does it?
And I find it incredibly hard to believe you are smarter than everyone here. With an I.Q. of 172 myself, you have already been eliminated from that social standing.

(Just to let everyone know, 172 isn't as high these days as it was back in the 80's. The fellow who tested me said I'm somewhere between Borderline genius and Appearing genius to others)

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3-06-03 10:25pm (new)
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Bargaintuan
Don't eat any wooden nickels.

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Cool, 'cause I'm a solid borderline genius, which means I'm smarter than you. ;-)

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

3-06-03 10:40pm (new)
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joshw
I'm spooky.

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So that's 2 that is smarter Than JiggaJizz.
He's getting proved wrong.

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3-06-03 10:48pm (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

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I like this new tag-team troll-bashing idea.

Anyone wanna team with me?

3-06-03 11:22pm (new)
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joshw
I'm spooky.

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I would, but I guess I'm with naz_ghul.
You post fast, I left for like 2 months and you're past 1000 posts.

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3-06-03 11:34pm (new)
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naz_ghul
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Devin, joshw - might I suggest a trio of Troll-bashing might? We could invent a nifty super-team name and have a logo and whatnot. :P

Devin, feel free to join in. In JiggaMoron's vernacular "We got your back, dawg."

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

3-07-03 7:50am (new)
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jiggajizake
Stripcreator Newbie

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you guys wasted your time writing some more unorignal presumptious bullshit that I'm not going to read. go watch an independent film.

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3-07-03 11:48pm (new)
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joshw
I'm spooky.

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How do you know they are unoriginal if you didn't read them?

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3-08-03 12:20am (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

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BUSTED!

3-08-03 1:48am (new)
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Bargaintuan
Don't eat any wooden nickels.

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Jigga, Jizz, or whatever, if you're not reading the thread, why'd you bother to reply to it? And what's wrong with independent film? It's no wonder you can't write funny comics; you can't even insult people meaningfully.

Anyway, writing "unoriginal presumptious bullshit" is good typing practice.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

3-08-03 6:55am (new)
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Devin
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Man, that IS good typing practice.

3-08-03 12:01pm (new)
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Bargaintuan
Don't eat any wooden nickels.

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Yeah, but I usually just open Notepad and type it there. :-P

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

3-08-03 12:13pm (new)
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