I was just kidding about the bitches part.

You probably are, 'cause my bitches are HELLA TIGHT!

Dude, that was gay. I don't know if I can be your friend anymore.

hey fags read my fucking comics

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Yeah, you tell him, sweet cheeks.

Uh, you guys are fucking gay. You will never have sex. Nobody wants to be your friend. Nobody in the world likes you. You are so ugly that people puke at the thought of your fucking face. I know how to use commas, but it just so happens that I didn't feel like it. Now, back to the point. You guys are faggots because you wasted your time showing me a grammatical error I already knew about. Even worse you tried to make a joke. "I'M SURE THEY DO" SHUT THE FUCK UP NOT FUNNY. OH FUCK I DIDN'T USE A COMMA THE INTERNET POLICE ARE GOING TO RAPE ME. And don't try and call me a hypocrite and say that I wasted my time by trying to insult you and whatnot. Because 1) I do not care 2) I did not waste my time as long as I lowered your nerdy faggot self-esteem just a little bit. If you reply to this I will fucking kill you.

Please tell me you did not just launch into one of the stereotypical undersexed 15 year old tirades that have turned a huge part of the internet into a romper room for the extra stupid. Look, you and I both know that leaping to the fag thing just makes you look like an imbecile who is so devoid of creativity that you have to resort to the kind of insults normally used by the mouth-breathing, fetal-alcohol troglodytes who mug 8th graders for loose change. Look at your website, man. You aren't tough. Margret Thatcher was touger looking than you. I've seen scarier acne. Why not just be a part of the site, make some comics and act like a human being? Perhaps your missing a few too many chromosomes for that?

Agh! My whole "intelligent retort" defiled by a spelling error. Crap.

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Uh, you guys are fucking gay. You will never have sex. Nobody wants to be your friend. Nobody in the world likes you. You are so ugly that people puke at the thought of your fucking face. I know how to use commas, but it just so happens that I didn't feel like it. Now, back to the point. You guys are faggots because you wasted your time showing me a grammatical error I already knew about. Even worse you tried to make a joke. "I'M SURE THEY DO" SHUT THE FUCK UP NOT FUNNY. OH FUCK I DIDN'T USE A COMMA THE INTERNET POLICE ARE GOING TO RAPE ME. And don't try and call me a hypocrite and say that I wasted my time by trying to insult you and whatnot. Because 1) I do not care 2) I did not waste my time as long as I lowered your nerdy faggot self-esteem just a little bit. If you reply to this I will fucking kill you.

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Oh, no Dan! The big bad teenager is going to fucking kill us both now!

Did this thread have a purpose? Just because I can't beat the crap out of you in person doesn't mean you can act like an puerile ass online. Grow up.

Who were you directing that to?

Me.

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Please tell me you did not just launch into one of the stereotypical undersexed 15 year old tirades that have turned a huge part of the internet into a romper room for the extra stupid. Look, you and I both know that leaping to the fag thing just makes you look like an imbecile who is so devoid of creativity that you have to resort to the kind of insults normally used by the mouth-breathing, fetal-alcohol troglodytes who mug 8th graders for loose change. Look at your website, man. You aren't tough. Margret Thatcher was touger looking than you. I've seen scarier acne. Why not just be a part of the site, make some comics and act like a human being? Perhaps your missing a few too many chromosomes for that?

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oh, by the way, coolest guy alive?? Hmmmm...riiiiiggghhhttt. I am sure the coolest guy alive would not launch into a cliche "you're all faggots" crusade because of one piece of criticism. How do you stay alive?

"How do you stay alive?"

I was wondering that as well. Normally in natural populations the horrifically stunted primates are slain out of practicality. To support a member with such truncated faculties is burdensome to the community and risks the continuation of the damaged genetic strain to future generations. It's amazing that this smug little candy-ass managed to avoid being pounded into a little smear of protein in a Wal-Mart parking lot somewhere. He probably only "steps up" when he can hide behind the anonymity of the internet.

It's no fun when the belligerent cretin disappears from the forum and doesn't respond, dammit!

Actually, given the quality of our cretins, it's usually better when they don't respond.

Heh heh, fair enough.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SEMANTICS AND STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT. You guys need to grow the fuck up and quit thinking you're so damn cool because you don't have any grammatical errors or you're politically correct. You aren't smarter than me shut the fuck up. You are the kinds of people i hate the most. You think you're so damn smart but everything you are saying is completely unoriginal. I don't give a fuck if what I say is unoriginal because I'm not a stupid fuck like that. Nobody is original, especially punkskaidiot boy. Anybody who puts punk in their screen name is a total hypocrite jackass.

PS you are all ugly.

PS AGAIN I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID ROMPER ROOM.

PS AGAINx2 QUIT TRYING TO CORRECT A 15 YEAR OLD KID WITH YOUR MINDLESS BULLSHIT. And yes I did say bullshit, so obviously I am dumber than you if I would be so stupid as to swear. I hate you and so does everyone you know.

Hey Jigga-Bitch, I mean Jizake, what the fuck is your problem? I fucking love Romper Rooms, and you are a 15 year old. Does your voice even crack yet? Don't even get me started on you having no pubic hair and a 3 inch erection, because that would be mean. Fuck you.

-gauze

MAtty? is that what your mom calls you? You chode. And romper rooms are not tight. I could give you a million reasons why. Instead I will give 4 1/2.
1) They have idiots like you in them
2) They allow idiodts like you who are should not be allowed to have contact with outside life to post messages for the whole world to see.
3) what the fuck is a romper room? I fucking hate you

Whooaaa Punk Rock!
(the ramones rock my socks)

Fuck you.

a romper room is so fun, asshole

Here's a list of just a few of the guys alive that are much cooler than jiggajizake (in no particular order):

Charlton Heston
Martin Sheen
Sean Connery
Gary Cole
Gary Coleman
Dabney Coleman
Robert Redford
Pauly Shore
Michael Jackson
Tido Jackson
Charles Bronson
Bronson Pinchot
Mark-Lynn Baker
Tony Blair
Al Gore
Ronald Reagan (even now)
Hulk Hogan
Michael Keaton
Michael Caine
David Carradine
Keith Carradine
Larry King
Don King
Rodney King
Owen Wilson
Tom Wilson
Tom Poston
Frank Oz
Ted Danson
Tony Danza
George Wendt
Phil Lamarr
Christopher Walken
Christopher Lloyd
John Larroquette
Adam West
Frank Gorshin
Pope John Paul II
David Letterman
Burt Reynolds
Tom Jones
Wayne Knight
William Shatner
Leonard Nimoy
Walter Koenig
George Takei
Patrick Stewart
Brent Spiner
Ian McKellen
Eugene Levy
Rick Moranis
Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Patten
Bill Murray
Dan Ackroyd
Harold Ramis
Paul Reubens

It should be very clear by now that jiggajizake is not the "coolest man alive" as he claims, especially given the number of canadians I've listed thus far.

Don't respond to this, I am too full of propaganda to be outdone...seriously don't make whip out this propaganda. My propaganda is so extreme I'm not even gonna type any of it right now. Fuck you non-propagandians.

-mush

OH TIGHT CANADIAN JOKE. Go back to 1999 faggot.

yeah i said the fag word. i fuckin hate you.

yeah i do breath out my mouth, i bet you do too, fucker.

hey fuck you for not responding

-far

actually, jiggajizake and me are like, best friends. fuck you gay canadian wannabes.

TheGerman's comics rule!

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We're politically correct? We don't have grammatical errors? We're cool? Well, perhaps, or perhaps not, on each of those accounts, but at least we don't fly into a 3rd grade potty-mouthed tirade when upset. "Fuck this and fuck that and fuck your stupid shit, you're all immature faggots because you don't respect me! Waaah!" Well, how the hell are we supposed to begin to respect you if half your vocabulary consists of "fags" and "fuck"? If *anyone* needs a growing-up pill here, it's you, Jigster.

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We may not be smarter, but we sure sound better. (However, I lean towards thinking we are smarter, but hey, that's just my opinion.)

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You think you're so damn smart but everything you are saying is completely unoriginal.

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Would it be original if I called you a "Moron of the Ancients"?

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I don't give a fuck if what I say is unoriginal because I'm not a stupid fuck like that.

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Well, you may not be a "stupid fuck", but you are most certainly fucking stupid.

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Nobody is original, especially punkskaidiot boy. Anybody who puts punk in their screen name is a total hypocrite jackass.

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Aw, the poor home slice of white bread has his rage. Surrender your hate, man, before it consumes you whole! Oh, wait, too late. Damn.

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OH, how witty! No one here could ever compete with that! For that wonderfully clever and creative remark, you win a prestigeous award, with your picture on it no less!

One last thing, though, jiggajizake.

Beep, beep! Your ride's here! Bye-bye!

I actually do care if jiggajizake hates me, because it automatically makes me cooler than him, as I don't hate him in return. I only pity him.

I have to wonder if he's related to Bob Barker, who is also cooler than him, and has some pretty tight bitches besides. Anyone know if Bob Barker is canadian?

He's not. Barker was born in Darrington, WA.
Nevertheless!

jiggajizake, I don't even know where to begin mocking you now. You must like me a lot to generously give me so much ammunition. Crap . . . Ok, let's just start at the beginning, shall we?

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Holy Shit dude.
That was awesome.
Expect a joshw rant in the near future, and Jake, try and insult me, I need more fuel.

Why thank you, joshw. I look forward to your rant.

Chances are that Captain Headinjury will do one of two things: Either respond with the same kind of about-to-cry drivel he's been posting, or will figure out that an unarmed person cannot have a battle of wits and stop.

I hope he lashes out at you, though, I'd like to see other folks spank him until he weeps like the mindless little toddler he is.

My rant will not top yours. Mark my words. I'm not in the right mood, and he didn't fuel me. I'll give it a shot, though.

I'm sure it will be a well wrought rant, my friend. :)

I still don't think so...here goes:

Okay, first of all, what the hell is your problem? You asked for feedback on your comics, and when someone tells you that they "suck", you fly into a 3rd grader hissyfit. What did you expect? Anyone who takes the time to create their own webcomic should have a good judgement of humor, so you should know that your comics do, infact, suck. Why don't you just take your insults as they come instead of getting into a tantrum and trying to retaliate with insults that contain no logic. For example, you call all of us ugly when you haven't seen a picture of us, which makes it impossible for you to back up your little quip with any circumstantial evidence, but we've all seen a picture of you...who would have the better judgement of who's ugly or not?
Second, how exactly would you know if everyone I know hates me? I'll tell you what, if you can get the full name of someone I know, I might reconsider the validity of your "insult", but you should probably think of an insult that you can back up with some evidence next time. It'll save you a bit of work.
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Cool, 'cause I'm a solid borderline genius, which means I'm smarter than you. ;-)

So that's 2 that is smarter Than JiggaJizz.
He's getting proved wrong.

I like this new tag-team troll-bashing idea.

Anyone wanna team with me?

I would, but I guess I'm with naz_ghul.
You post fast, I left for like 2 months and you're past 1000 posts.

Devin, joshw - might I suggest a trio of Troll-bashing might? We could invent a nifty super-team name and have a logo and whatnot. :P

Devin, feel free to join in. In JiggaMoron's vernacular "We got your back, dawg."

you guys wasted your time writing some more unorignal presumptious bullshit that I'm not going to read. go watch an independent film.

How do you know they are unoriginal if you didn't read them?

BUSTED!

Jigga, Jizz, or whatever, if you're not reading the thread, why'd you bother to reply to it? And what's wrong with independent film? It's no wonder you can't write funny comics; you can't even insult people meaningfully.

Anyway, writing "unoriginal presumptious bullshit" is good typing practice.

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Man, that IS good typing practice.

Yeah, but I usually just open Notepad and type it there. :-P