I was just kidding about the bitches part.

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You probably are, 'cause my bitches are HELLA TIGHT!

Dude, that was gay. I don't know if I can be your friend anymore.

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hey fags read my fucking comics

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no

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YEE-HAW!!!!!

quote:

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hey fags read my fucking comics

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Yeah, you tell him, sweet cheeks.

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YEE-HAW!!!!!

Uh, you guys are fucking gay. You will never have sex. Nobody wants to be your friend. Nobody in the world likes you. You are so ugly that people puke at the thought of your fucking face. I know how to use commas, but it just so happens that I didn't feel like it. Now, back to the point. You guys are faggots because you wasted your time showing me a grammatical error I already knew about. Even worse you tried to make a joke. "I'M SURE THEY DO" SHUT THE FUCK UP NOT FUNNY. OH FUCK I DIDN'T USE A COMMA THE INTERNET POLICE ARE GOING TO RAPE ME. And don't try and call me a hypocrite and say that I wasted my time by trying to insult you and whatnot. Because 1) I do not care 2) I did not waste my time as long as I lowered your nerdy faggot self-esteem just a little bit. If you reply to this I will fucking kill you.

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Please tell me you did not just launch into one of the stereotypical undersexed 15 year old tirades that have turned a huge part of the internet into a romper room for the extra stupid. Look, you and I both know that leaping to the fag thing just makes you look like an imbecile who is so devoid of creativity that you have to resort to the kind of insults normally used by the mouth-breathing, fetal-alcohol troglodytes who mug 8th graders for loose change. Look at your website, man. You aren't tough. Margret Thatcher was touger looking than you. I've seen scarier acne. Why not just be a part of the site, make some comics and act like a human being? Perhaps your missing a few too many chromosomes for that?

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Agh! My whole "intelligent retort" defiled by a spelling error. Crap.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

uig yrtuyd 9tufj asgdsg jghhg kfgd!!!!!1

(I know how to use real words, but it just so happens that I didn't feel like it.)

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Oh, no Dan! The big bad teenager is going to fucking kill us both now!

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Did this thread have a purpose? Just because I can't beat the crap out of you in person doesn't mean you can act like an puerile ass online. Grow up.

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Got Communism?

Who were you directing that to?

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Me.

werd.

That was just stupid. I don't understand what the point was. Also, he is right about you being a weenie. Ya big damn weenie.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

oh, by the way, coolest guy alive?? Hmmmm...riiiiiggghhhttt. I am sure the coolest guy alive would not launch into a cliche "you're all faggots" crusade because of one piece of criticism. How do you stay alive?

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

"How do you stay alive?"

I was wondering that as well. Normally in natural populations the horrifically stunted primates are slain out of practicality. To support a member with such truncated faculties is burdensome to the community and risks the continuation of the damaged genetic strain to future generations. It's amazing that this smug little candy-ass managed to avoid being pounded into a little smear of protein in a Wal-Mart parking lot somewhere. He probably only "steps up" when he can hide behind the anonymity of the internet.

It's no fun when the belligerent cretin disappears from the forum and doesn't respond, dammit!

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Actually, given the quality of our cretins, it's usually better when they don't respond.

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Heh heh, fair enough.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SEMANTICS AND STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT. You guys need to grow the fuck up and quit thinking you're so damn cool because you don't have any grammatical errors or you're politically correct. You aren't smarter than me shut the fuck up. You are the kinds of people i hate the most. You think you're so damn smart but everything you are saying is completely unoriginal. I don't give a fuck if what I say is unoriginal because I'm not a stupid fuck like that. Nobody is original, especially punkskaidiot boy. Anybody who puts punk in their screen name is a total hypocrite jackass.

PS you are all ugly.

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PS AGAIN I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID ROMPER ROOM.

PS AGAINx2 QUIT TRYING TO CORRECT A 15 YEAR OLD KID WITH YOUR MINDLESS BULLSHIT. And yes I did say bullshit, so obviously I am dumber than you if I would be so stupid as to swear. I hate you and so does everyone you know.

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Hey Jigga-Bitch, I mean Jizake, what the fuck is your problem? I fucking love Romper Rooms, and you are a 15 year old. Does your voice even crack yet? Don't even get me started on you having no pubic hair and a 3 inch erection, because that would be mean. Fuck you.

-gauze

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MAtty? is that what your mom calls you? You chode. And romper rooms are not tight. I could give you a million reasons why. Instead I will give 4 1/2.
1) They have idiots like you in them
2) They allow idiodts like you who are should not be allowed to have contact with outside life to post messages for the whole world to see.
3) what the fuck is a romper room? I fucking hate you

Whooaaa Punk Rock!
(the ramones rock my socks)

Fuck you.

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a romper room is so fun, asshole

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