Gov, you pay for porn? Just get it off the Internet like everyone else! That's what it's for, after all...
Anyway, I've never heard of "fucking cancer" before. Is that slang for cervical cancer, or vaginal cancer, or what?
My guess is that it has something to do with a cheese grater.
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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.