Do you actually think that insult is clever, or even funny? It's not. Just like your comics.
I can't believe I'm being called stupid by someone who calls himself "microfetus".
What are you talking about? That was the most clever thing ever written! EVER! You're probably just jealous of my astounding cleverness. Don't worry. I probably would too if I were as not clever as you are. But as it is now, cleverness flows through my veins like a river filled, not with water, but instead with cleverness, eventually flowing into a great big sea of all that is clever. So, don't feel too bad. You just don't stand a chance up against clever, ol' me.
Oh, and by the way, Microfetus is a much more clever name than Doug. At least mine's original while yours is likely your first name or possibly the name of your abusive uncle.
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