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User #25191 April 9, 2003 8:27 PM	read my comics
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User #25060 April 9, 2003 8:33 PM	YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY KID :)
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mattmaa April 9, 2003 8:45 PM	sorry to say, but those sucked ass
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evil_d April 9, 2003 9:42 PM	The first one sucked. I liked the next two. I would have liked them more if you learned how to write English. Though I suppose the lack of capitals and punctuation does contribute a certain something.
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User #25191 April 9, 2003 10:01 PM	i'm wasn't making those comics for my english class.
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User #25191 April 9, 2003 10:02 PM	the first one is the best, you just don't get it.
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microfetus April 9, 2003 10:37 PM	Yes, I'm sure that first comic is just filled to the brim with deep and philosophical meaning. Eh. I guess having a site where just anyone can make a comic means you're going to get some bad ones that make you question your faith in humanity. At least there's some good comics out there like... Uh... Well, mine are funny anyway.
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not_Scyess
April 9, 2003 11:16 PM

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The first one sucked. I liked the next two. I would have liked them more if you learned how to write English. Though I suppose the lack of capitals and punctuation does contribute a certain something.

I agree totally with that, except that the lack of capitals and punctionation (as well as the use of childish internet abbreviations) contributes nothing -- and in fact detracts. Fuck e. e. cummings.

(Don't worry, Doug. Maybe you'll learn about e. e. cummings one day in your English class.)

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microfetus April 9, 2003 11:46 PM	I learned all about E. E. Cummings from Doug's mom. Ha! Now there's a joke he'll understand! (Author's Note: I have never actually met your mother, Doug, but I am sure she is a nice enough lady. Please don't take my clever insult personally and instead take the time to think of your own clever comeback. Preferrably one that doesn't involve the word "fag")
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User #25191 April 10, 2003 5:42 AM	One time i took a shit in the living room and blamed it on the dog.
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PhreakyChinchilla April 10, 2003 6:18 AM	Meh. The assassination one wasn't all that bad.
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User #16352 April 10, 2003 10:15 AM	quote: One time i took a shit in the living room and blamed it on the dog. join the club ......... seriously. We meet every tuesday.
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User #25191
April 10, 2003 3:58 PM

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I learned all about E. E. Cummings from Doug's mom. Ha! Now there's a joke he'll understand!
(Author's Note: I have never actually met your mother, Doug, but I am sure she is a nice enough lady. Please don't take my clever insult personally and instead take the time to think of your own clever comeback. Preferrably one that doesn't involve the word "fag")

Do you actually think that insult is clever, or even funny? It's not. Just like your comics.

I can't believe I'm being called stupid by someone who calls himself "microfetus".

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Drexle April 10, 2003 5:31 PM	Strangely, I liked all of them including knife fight. Now if only I were as impressed with his ability to handle criticism...
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User #25191 April 10, 2003 6:08 PM	I cry myself to sleep at night knowing that there are people out there who don't like my comics.
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microfetus
April 10, 2003 6:31 PM

Do you actually think that insult is clever, or even funny? It's not. Just like your comics.

I can't believe I'm being called stupid by someone who calls himself "microfetus".

What are you talking about? That was the most clever thing ever written! EVER! You're probably just jealous of my astounding cleverness. Don't worry. I probably would too if I were as not clever as you are. But as it is now, cleverness flows through my veins like a river filled, not with water, but instead with cleverness, eventually flowing into a great big sea of all that is clever. So, don't feel too bad. You just don't stand a chance up against clever, ol' me.

Oh, and by the way, Microfetus is a much more clever name than Doug. At least mine's original while yours is likely your first name or possibly the name of your abusive uncle.

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User #25191 April 10, 2003 6:37 PM	lol
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Bargaintuan April 10, 2003 10:11 PM	Wait a minute! I have a abusive uncle named Doug... By the way, those comics aren't very good, or even slightly good. Slightly bad, maybe.
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User #25191 April 11, 2003 2:53 PM	If it's any consolation, your comics are VERY bad.
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User #16352 April 12, 2003 9:56 AM	Are you talking to Bargaintuan? ........... get out of my sight.
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User #25191 April 12, 2003 2:02 PM	you cant handle the truth
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Bargaintuan April 12, 2003 4:33 PM	Look who's talking. And by the way, there are plenty of people whose opinions I respect that like my comics. It makes no difference to me whether you do or not, except that I get to rant a little in this thread. Thanks for that. How many favorites lists are you on, anyway?
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User #16352 April 12, 2003 4:40 PM	I checked, but it was all andyDOUGan.
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User #25060 April 12, 2003 6:55 PM	WE ARE ALL A BUNCH OF COCKY FUCKS ON THE INTERNET AREN'T WE? ;)
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User #16352 April 12, 2003 7:04 PM	heh heh ....... cock.
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User #25191 April 12, 2003 8:19 PM	Read my newest comic, i think it makes a good point.
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Bargaintuan April 12, 2003 8:25 PM	That one was actually funny. Now, learn to use multiple poses for the characters that have them.
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TheSecretSociety April 12, 2003 10:49 PM	quote: I cry myself to sleep at night knowing that there are people out there who don't like my comics. I cry myself to sleep knowing that I have read your comics.
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User #16352 April 12, 2003 11:38 PM	quote: quote: I cry myself to sleep at night knowing that there are people out there who don't like my comics. I cry myself to sleep knowing that I have read your comics. I cry myself to sleep because my daddy drinks.
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User #25053 April 12, 2003 11:40 PM	MY NAME IS EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD, HELLO I AM A FAGGOT AND I DO NOT LIKE PEOPLE WHOSE COMICS ARE UNLIKE MINE. I WISH I COULD FUCKING GET OVER MYSELF BUT I AM TOO MUCH OF A FAGGOT TO FIND HUMOR IN ANYTHING THAT I AM NOT COMPLETELY ACCUSTOMED TOO.
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User #25053 April 12, 2003 11:42 PM	I wonder how you hilarious gentlemen will make fun of that post :D Maybe you can say "OMG, YOUR RIGHT WE REALLY DO TALK LIKE THAT" all sarcastically and stuff, or maybe you can make fun of my comics!!!! My ability to plug words in a box above an assortment of pre-selected characters is inferior to yours!!! Please let me know that :D :D :D
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User #16352 April 12, 2003 11:43 PM	oh....you ruined the fun.
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User #25053 April 12, 2003 11:45 PM	Good one I can really see why you guys take yourselves so seriously
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Drexle April 13, 2003 1:26 AM	quote: Read my newest comic, i think it makes a good point. That was what we called "goddamn funny" back in the day. The only point it makes is one about pointlessness, though.
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Drexle April 13, 2003 1:34 AM	And I'm sorry you had to find out about your mom like that on a message board, it's just that... well... I mean, the woman teaches Literature to half the men in town. We thought you knew already.
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User #25191 April 13, 2003 7:50 AM	My mom died a year and a half ago of fucking cancer. The only way she could teach you anything would be if you all killed yourselves, which i sincerely hope you do. Except for kon, hes my buddy.
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User #25191 April 13, 2003 8:06 AM	And pornography.
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TheGovernor April 13, 2003 9:31 AM	Isn't pornography everyones buddy?... No,, wait,, you were talking about the person on here who uses that handle, and not the deliciously pleasant smut you get from the top shelf of the newsagents. Ah well.
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Drexle
April 13, 2003 11:01 AM

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My mom died a year and a half ago of fucking cancer. The only way she could teach you anything would be if you all killed yourselves, which i sincerely hope you do.

I disagree. Your continued existence is her lesson on why smoking crack during pregnancy is a bad idea. Anyhow, I'm out of this one. Your strips are funny, but they're not good enough to wade through all this petulence to read.

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User #25191 April 13, 2003 11:02 AM	Actually I'm kinda talking about both.
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Bargaintuan April 13, 2003 3:25 PM	Gov, you pay for porn? Just get it off the Internet like everyone else! That's what it's for, after all... Anyway, I've never heard of "fucking cancer" before. Is that slang for cervical cancer, or vaginal cancer, or what? My guess is that it has something to do with a cheese grater.
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User #25053 April 13, 2003 3:32 PM	I swear to God you are retarded.
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User #25191
April 13, 2003 3:40 PM

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My mom died a year and a half ago of fucking cancer. The only way she could teach you anything would be if you all killed yourselves, which i sincerely hope you do.
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I disagree. Your continued existence is her lesson on why smoking crack during pregnancy is a bad idea. Anyhow, I'm out of this one. Your strips are funny, but they're not good enough to wade through all this petulence to read.

That's not my point. My point is that you should all kill yourselves, regardless of whether or not my mom has taught and/or will teach you anything.

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User #25060 April 13, 2003 3:45 PM	You know what, I'm not going to get into a gay internet forum arguement. Right now I'm just going to go on the record saying that people on the internet take everything too fucking seriously. And I'm going to enter smartass comics in every single comic competetion. HAHA! I WIN OVER ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS! YEAH! I'M A MILLIONAIRE!!!!
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CaptainRoboT2 April 14, 2003 7:11 AM	YOU FUCKING RULE DOUG :O
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