CC 182 #1 by MaKK_BeNN 4-15-03

Draw a card from the pirate's chest of mystery You die. Lose a turn. You catch some ambulance wake while driving during rush hour. Take another turn.

CC182 #2 by MaKK_BeNN 4-15-03

You accidently enter a time machine. Travel back in time and punch Isaac Newton in the head (refer to the instruction manual) You hit page reload: Go back to start. Do not collect five dollars. GIVE ME DEE COCK LOP EET OFF, PASS DEE COCK FORWARD, LEZ GO chop chop lez go

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

CC 182: The Stripcreator Board Game 64 by KaddarComps 4-15-03

STRIPCREATOR USER STEALS YOUR IDEA: Lose $10 in lawyer fees, but buck up, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Hey kaddar! Stealing ideas for comics is my idea, don't steal it! There is a word for that, but ironically, I've forgotten it. BLACK CHARACTER SAYS NIGGER: If you're white, go directly to the corner of the room and lose a turn, if you're black, it's coo' nigger. Oh great! I made this panel, and I'm white! TEXT BOXES MIXED UP: OOPS! Go back 3 spaces. Oh great! I made this panel, and I'm white! nigger.

CC 182: The Stripcreator Board Game Cube by KaddarComps 4-15-03

FIRST COMIC: Lose 200 funny points until you become a donor and delete first comic HA HA, GET IT. CLONE WARS YARR BECOME POPULAR: You're so funny everyone adds you to their favorites list, and asks you to return the favor. End up having 35 unfunny favorite comics in your profile, minus 20 funny points. So I said to him, "TORBO SI COOEL" I lovve you baby. USE KADDAR'S PROPS: Hey, gotta give props to kaddar, so if he is playing, give him $1 Checkmate.. WAIT What are you doing with that eraser? NOooooooooooo!

The Stripcreator Board Game by NeoVid 4-15-03

Plagarize from regular: go back to start. We will have brutal vengeance on this pathetic fleshling. Do not suck dick. Do not collect $200. Asian Girl punchline. Lose a turn, you lazy bastard.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 182 #3 by MaKK_BeNN 4-15-03

You get caught impersonating brad in the chat channel. Go to jail. You realize that you are just one of billions and billions of people on earth, and that your relative signfigance, historically, politically, socially, and otherwise, is almost non-existent. You also realize every great idea has been written or otherwise creatively produced, and that all efforts express yourself are futile and vain. Go to Barnes and Nobles and get a job as an assistant manager. (Refer to rule book for further instructions) You stop at Tweet-Tweet's house for evening tea. Skip next turn.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

CC 182 #4 by MaKK_BeNN 4-15-03

Community Chest You get called a n00b. Go back to start without collecting five dollars. LOL OMG I AM TABOR!! RAAR!! ducky ducky? you see an alien's weiner and have an uncomfortable moment. Draw a therapy card and follow the instructions.

Sorry for two posts in a row. I'll turn off the sig pic until this is over.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Stripcreator Board Game by BigEvilDan 4-15-03

SELF-REFERENTIAL HUMOUR: Draw a CC card and make a pun about the rules. If you cannot, move back three spaces. I'm such a card. Ho ho ho. TYPO: Move back two spaces. If you are fuck, move ahead two spaces instead. If you are Dr. Pedantic, you lose the game. wehn a man loves a women... HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH I'm sorry, I can't understand what you're say--AHHH! GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE: Fight another player. The winner moves ahead three spaces.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

God this CC is blowing up.

CC 182: StripCreatoropoly! by MaxPayne 4-15-03

Congratulations! You've won a beauty contest! Collect $10 So....the Apocalypse IS upon us... Oh no! You've landed in the SC IRC room and find the room contains only yourself and mAAk. Lose one cock. JES JES RIGHT OVER EER BY DEE BIG SAW *BigEvilDan runs Lazy comic artist. Lose a turn.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

CC 182: StripCreator & Ladders by MaxPayne 4-15-03

Go to jail. Do no pass GO. Do not collect lube. RAAR! *insert reason here* CORNHOLE YOU!

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

The last panel is a total ripoff.

The Stripcreator Board Game by Zegota 4-16-03

Write down the positions of the players pawns. Clear the board. All players put half their money aside, all card stacks are cut in half. Begin a new subgame of The Stripcreator BoardGame with ... ... the money the players put aside and the remaining half of the card stacks. All dicerolls in this game count double. The player who reaches the finish square first receives all money the other .. ... players have left in this subgame. Then place the pawns back as they where in the game the subgame originated from, add all cards to the card stacks and shuffle them. Continue the original game. WTF WTF Bureaucracy: at the start of each players' turn that player performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions, in the order those actions where added, then adds another action to ... ... the end of the action queue. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said player. If any player does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, that player must donate all his money to brad and return to Start. He may not add a new action to the action queue.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

CC182 by kramer_vs_kramer 4-16-03

WASH AND WASH MILLENNIUM WASH STRIP NAKED FOR TWO TURNS WHILE YOUR CLOTHES ARE WASHED, AND THEN WASHED AGAIN!!! DR WHO TAKES YOU BACK IN TIME. GO BACK THREE SPACES. So, Doctor. Are we going to avert some major catastrophe? What? No, I'm off to bet on last week's football. DEVIN'S SQUARE: GIVE COMMENTARY ON EVERYONE'S NEXT TURN. Gabe rolls the dice, oh he's got a three, he moves his piece forward three spaces, 1... 2... 3... and now he's landed on a square... Please... just be quiet...

All A Board! by kaufman 4-16-03

Post a creatively doctored image to Photoshop Valley. Unfortunately, it is hosted by Geocities. Go back 2 spaces.   x   CHOICE: Lose two turns reading the entire Colossal Geek thread, OR lose two turns pondering the paradox of how you can both not be Scyess, and not be not_Scyess. DexX finally gets around to completing your forumuser character. Move ahead four spaces. I'm so glad I did yours, bunner. The site needs more teenaged characters.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I'm back, kind of. Any one remember me? Ah, forget it

StripCreator Board Game by the_rew 4-16-03

TURBINE TROUBLE: Contrary to popular belief, the rotor turbines begin generating gravitons. Lose a turn while you work out how this miracle is achieved Who can odds it eh? Sub_m7 finally gets round to hacking into your bank account, leaving you penniless. Throw all your money into the air, and let the other players catch it. Told you! Respect my skillz! Meths doesn't taste that bad actually... Lose a turn trying to talk to a deaf old woman. I said, LET ME PAST! eh?

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

It would seem all my funny comics are in the past. Oh, well.

CC 182: Stripcreator Board Game by not_Scyess 4-16-03

HAIKU! Some dork decides he / Likes haikus. Lose a turn till / This dumb fad passes. Wet moss on the old / stone path-flat on my back, I / ponder whom to sue. Shut up shut up SHUT UP! BOINKY33! Make 30 comics in 30 seconds. They don't have to be funny. But gain 20 funny points in the process. Panel 1: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Panel 3: "You dumbass!" Haha! I love it. GRAVITRONS! Max returns and sees everyone on the site has been worshiping his comic for years. All players pay him $10. I am as a god! What the fuck are you talking about?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

SC boardgame by boinky33 4-16-03

You picked a newbie card: Proceed to type in all caps and make unfunny comics. OMFG! LOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!111 You rolled a three: Go back 3 spaces and get man raped by Tobor. You won: Receive sucky sucky.

This game is going to take longer than a game of Risk.

StripCreator Board Game (3) by mmyers 4-16-03

Congratulations! You have a baby girl! You lose 5 turns waiting for her to grow up and for you to get your life back. Daddy, what's a Spankling? For cryin' out loud. The obscure movie reference was from 'Fletch'. If you knew that, collect $15, about as much as you spent on the crappy Chevy Chase movies that came after that. Where'd my career go?? You win a StripCreator contest, but don't go online for a couple of days. Everyone has to wait for you to make a new contest. Everyone loses a turn.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

This game is going to take longer than Jay Leno's monologue.

SC bored-game by boinky33 4-16-03

You have a healthy baby boy: Collect 10 points. He becomes to be a cute, polite, smart boy: Collect 20 points. He grows up to be BeNN_MaKK: loose 60,000 points. CHOP DEE COCK OFF!!

SCBG by umfumdisi 4-16-03

DEFAULT SPACE (Start): Collect $5. Immediately lose "five dollah" to asiangirls. sucky sucky N00B-4-LIFE SPACE: Create 5 comics. Post a link in RMDC Forum titled, "WHAT U THINK?" Become disheartened when no one realizes your genius. Create new ID and return to DEFAULT. Lorem ipsum dolor! Dolor sit amet. UNEXPECTED PRAISE CORNER: A Reg says, "You don't suck TOO badly." Faint, burst into flames, and lose two turns. While recovering, plot THE GREATEST COMIC EVER! Wait 'til they see THIS.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Stripcreator Board Game by NeoVid 4-16-03

FIND GREAT COMICS BY SOMEONE WHO ONLY USED THE SITE ONCE: Gain $100 for the discovery, but lose a turn from depression. Why aren't any of the regs this good? You're out of here like DH-01! Double your movement next turn. KAUFMAN KROSSING: come up with a pun about clones. You can't treat me like a dupe!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC182: Strip(Creator) Board Game [1] by evil_d 4-16-03

CAUGHT "BORROWING" SOMEONE ELSE'S MATERIAL: If it was funny the first time, why not again, right? Just like this game. Go back to Start. MY SECRET IDENTITY: You accidentally reveal one of your other accounts. Remove your token from the board. Join with the player closest to Start and play as a team for the rest of the game. Hello, my name's Bogart. Nice to meet you; I'm Geniu$. GAME_NAZI: *End Game.* Well, for you, anyway.

CC182: Strip(Creator) Board Game [2] by evil_d 4-16-03

SO *THAT'S* WHAT THEY MEAN BY "STRIPPER": Spend $15 and chalk it up as a learning experience. CRICKETS: Look on the bright side. If no one's talking about you, that means they can't be flaming you. **chirp chirp** THERE IS NO FORUM 11: Whenever anyone who has become a donator lands here, all non-donators lose their next turn.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Plargerizeapalooza!

CC 182: StripCreator Boredgame by MaxPayne 4-16-03

So I says, "Well, them American Marines aren't going to suck them selves!" Completely rape and pillage a classic "One Hit Wonder" comic, go back to start. What the fuck are you talking about?

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

CC182: The next three spaces by maddog00 4-17-03

BEST COMIC EVER: Claim to have the best comic ever...and it sucks. Lose a turn YOU ARE TEH SUXX0R!!!!!!!!!11 HAHAHAHAHAH THREE PANELS: In three panels, sum up any movie or story plotline. If successful, win $25. If not, lose a turn. Farewell and adeui to my fair Spanish Ladies UNCREATIVE: Used an injoke that's as old as the website. Uncreative bastard. Go back 5 spaces and lose a turn...and prepare to be cornholed So I said, "Well them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves." RAAARRR!!! COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

SCBG 2 by umfumdisi 4-17-03

CC Cc: You enter a CC and unknowingly make a Cc of someone else's comic because you were too much of a lazy-ass to read the other posts. Go directly to TOBOR'S RED SQUARE. I prefer "Light Purple." Please, I'm "Light Purple." KADDAR KOLLEGE: Due to a brain infection, you use nothing but Kaddar animal characters in your comics for an entire week. Watch a Looney Tunes episode and Lose One Turn. MOH TOBOR'S RED SQUARE: Roll a 13 and escape or pay $5 and be cornholed immediately. After cornholing, move ahead three spaces--slowly.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

SCBG 3 by umfumdisi 4-17-03

FILL-IN-THE-BLANK SPACE: Do nothing for the rest of the game. UH, YOUR DOG EXPLODED SPACE: Make an original comic with the Nail-in-the-head Guy. I said ORIGINAL! Move back one space. Out of Aspirin...what to do? Sweet RELIEF. "OUT OF IDEAS" SPACE: Create a stupid comic and try to apologize in the subject line for said comic. Lose a Turn. And receive a visit from Butch. Title: Lame Comix, Inc. (ENTER) But I wanted BRAINS for dinner.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC182: More for the Stripcreator Board Game by maddog00 4-17-03

PEDANTICS SQUARE: Anyone using improper English or (God forbid) "l337" speak will lose a turn. How anyone can understand that is beyond me. w00t!!!11 dUDE, 1 4m go1NG +O H4x0R J00R coMPUTeR!!11 pHE4R M3! 1 0WNz0R y0u!! WHAT COUNTRY IS THIS?: If you understand the comic, roll again. If you don't, go and find a translator. Then, lose a turn. Assim eu disse, "bom turbinas do rotor não estão indo gerar gravitons por se." Que a foda você está falando sobre? CURSES, FOILED AGAIN: Anyone using a curse word as a punchline goes back 3 squares. And so, that's what I did. FUCKER!