You know, back in the days which this contest aims to revive, people used the Bongo character to represent Amazed Porno Bunny. The more things change....

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Amazed Porno Bunny? I have heard this name before, and yet know nothing about it... Why oh why God have I heard this name before?

AND WITH THAT MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO CAPS!!!!!!!

[Click to view comic: 'CRABBY GETS CAPPY IN A CRAPPY COMIC']

Hey, Jesus says we can make fun of crabby no matter what!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Those Christians, they get all the fun.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Don't worry. Satan says we can mock him too.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Don't worry. Satan says we can mock him too.

i did work experience as a kid in hell

lovely place it was

that line was begging for a "but..." punchline but i couldnt be arsed

someone finish it for me

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

ANYONE ELSE IN HERE FIND DrPedantic TO BE A BIT OF A KNOW-IT-ALL?????
I KNOW I ALREADY POSTED THIS ELSEWHERE BUT I THINK WE CAN ALL APRECIATE THIS!!!!

[Click to view comic: 'DrPedantic is bigger than JESUS']

I hadn't noticed.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I am not a squirrel.

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Get it right!

That Doctor Pedantic bloke is a bit of a one-note character, wouldn't you say?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Almost a caricature - perhaps just a bit over the top in his single mindedness.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

But do YOU suck dick? That is the question.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

For reasons that should be obvious to everyone but crabby, I do not.

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Get it right!

That Dr. Pedantic is such a smartypants, I'll bet he even knows obscure things like what "pedantic" means or how to read a FAQ.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Someday a light will go ON.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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i did work experience as a kid in hell

lovely place it was

that line was begging for a "but..." punchline but i couldnt be arsed

someone finish it for me

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quote:

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i did work experience as a kid in hell

lovely place it was

that line was begging for a "but..." punchline but i couldnt be arsed

someone finish it for me

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May i ask why???

May i ask why???

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'The truth about DrPedantics appearance!!!!']

Such a simpleton you are, Crabby. Are you illiterate, or simply feigning ignorance? Were you born devoid of sensory capability with regards to subtlety, or is the utter lack of insight you display simply a ruse? I wonder if even the powers of Captain Monosyllabic can save you?

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Get it right!

I'm totally incapable of thinking of mean-spirited things to say to Crabby. Really, heh, I am... heh heh heh...

Anyway:
[Click to view comic: 'CC 40: Low's past']

First thing I thought of.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'CRABBY PUTS THE FEUD TO BED!!!!']

I don't buy the stupid act. Real stupid people act stupid. He acts like someone trying to be stupid. I still think he's ObiJo in disguise. He couldn't stand being away and he's trying to save face by not appearing in his true guise.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.