Not my official entry:

CC41: Open the pod bay door-- I'm getting out here by boorite 7-02-01

You just called me "Dave" 42 times in a row. You sound like a fucking insurance salesman. Yes, Dave. I can see you're upset about this, Dave. Well, stop it! I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave. My programmers thought this would amuse you, Dave. They certainly seemed to find it humorous, Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave.

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HAHAHA!

That should be your official entry. BTW, where can I get the Fatboy Slim remix?

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OK, my official entry:

CC41: Threepio is not necessarily gay by boorite 7-02-01

Oo weedo tay-hee tay-heeee!! I have no need for a protocol droid. Well I ain't got no need for a beer-gut old desert shitheel with no ass, honey honey Miss Thang! *SNAP SNAP SNAP*

* "Oo weedo tay-hee tay-heeee!!" = "Nancybot over there will run you 42 big ones."

I am in compliance.

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Continuing boorite's run of unofficial 2001 riffs:

I'm HAL 9000, I am by kaufman 7-02-01

Dave, could you please remove HAL's memory a bit faster? He is driving me absolutely nuts. I'm doing the best I can, Frank. Come on, *unnnhh* don't stick in there! o/` On a bicycle built for two... It's no use. The last one's jammed. 43rd verse, same as verse 42... o/` Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do ...

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Not my entry.

CC41: And he's fluent in Bocce Balls! by boorite 7-02-01

What I really need is a droid that understands the base-42 language of moisture vaporators. Vaporators! Sir -- My first job was programming binary load lifters very similar to your vaporators. Really? It's just that you seemed kinda... Did you mean to say binary load swallowers?? Them too, Miss Thang.

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Not my entry since the small robot fell into a crater:

Blooper Reel by kaufman 5-15-01

Dammit, Jim, I'm gonna kill Scotty when we get beamed back up. Never mind that, Bones, Yeoman Rand is toast. This wouldn't have happened if she'd washed our other uniforms so we didn't have to wear red! And wait till Spock gets a load of us. His pointy ears aren't so big any more, are they! Uh, Bones, I'm sorry, but this is my contractual obligation ... No, Jim, you can't! Sorry, Bones, you know the rules, I get to seduce the hot alien-looking creature.

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Continuing our non-contest Kubrick hoohah.

Man, evolution is a ripoff by boorite 7-02-01

It ain't fair, I tell ya. Very little is, in life. I mean, my kind were around for 77 million years... ...shit, mine have been around for 400 million, and we're still here... Yeah, and these shit-eating monkeys come along and just toss a bone in the air, and it turns into a spaceship! Can ya beat that shit?

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It should have been Sheckiac.

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Oh now-- don't do this to me.

I guess that does it for "yo mamma" jokes.

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Umm... my mom just called and said if I don't stop lying about her she's gonna stop sending me money in my birthday cards.

That thing about the Peruvian schoolchildren was true, though. Only it wasn't Peruvian schoolchildren; it was our cat. And it wasn't falling of a cliff to its death; it was locked in the closet. But I'm sure it was very bored and happy to be out.

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Your mother is a saint.

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2001 jokes?

It's Art by Dr._Light 7-02-01

Oh my God, a giant black monolith. I don't get it.

CC Just Shy of 42 - A sneak peek at the next Star Trek film by BigEvilDan 7-02-01

Hmm...a new alien race. I think it's time for a diplomatic first contact. What do you think, Data, Counsellor? Well Captain, considering the fact that they just vapourized Ensign Cannonfodder, I estimate a 42.4769% chance they are hostile. I'm sensing anger from them, Captain. It's difficult to tell what they want. [We just killed the one in gold and they're still standing there?! Should we finish them?] [I think we'd be doing the galaxy a favour if we did.]

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Brevity is the soul of wit.

I.e., hahahaha!

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We almost have our version of 2001 finished ...

2001: A Race Odyssey by kaufman 7-03-01

Black Monolith in sight, sir. 42 kilometers and closing. Thanks, HAL, I'll check it out. Who are you? Who do you think? Due to the limited set of stripcreator characters, I get to play the Black Monolith, or as I prefer it, the Monolith of Color, or at least the African-American Monolith. My god, it's full of sass! And don't you forget it!

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I would have thought the big black monolith would have been Fat Albert...

...or possibly Oprah.

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Sorry this is late, but I haven't been feeling well the last couple of days. I'm still miserable, so I'll make this short.

Winner: Gabe Billings, for his prequel to "Cowboy Physics." Congratulations. By the way, you numbered the comic wrong in the comic title, dickbrain. Numbers are not your strong suit, are they?

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Whoa, thanks Assmonkey. And would any programmers out there like to explain to wirthling the magnificent what 42-- means?

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Oh, I see. What a clever decrementer you are. I was wondering what those dashes were there for.

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I'm so clever I could shit myself.

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My second choice for a title was ( 3 ^ 2 * ( 1 + 3 ) ) + 18 / 3

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