Contest 199e by il_schmucko 7-25-03

One day on Titanic Airlines... Everyone stay calm! I have hijacked this airplane in the name of the Albino Liberation Front. Say, buddy. Could you get a stewardess for me? I ordered my MGD, like, an hour ago. I didn't mean that calm. Did you know your terrorist organization's initials spell ALF? Seems kinda gay.

Contest 199f by il_schmucko 7-25-03

What's up, Holly? Oi! I am so stoked! My first package from the amphetamine of the month club should be coming today!

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

CC199: Getting there is all the fun by mmyers 7-25-03

Boy, I can't wait. What are you waiting on? The last Star Wars movie to come out. I'm buying my tickets now. I've purposely been waiting and not watching the trilogy lately or the new ones so I can watch them all in one big 14 hour chunk. So you haven't watched the two new movies at all yet? Nope. This is my plan: I watch the first 2 on DVD, the 3rd at the movies, and run home and watch the originals on video. I've waited my whole life for this. Why, what's wrong with the new ones? Maybe we should go to the Food Court and sit down.

Damn, il_schmucko's 199e comic was funny.

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CC 199: Waiting for... by KungChiFu 7-25-03

If he came yesterday and we weren't here you may be sure he won't come again today. But you say we were here yesterday. I may be mistaken. Let's stop talking for a minute, do you mind? =sigh.= Fucking Godot. Fucking Beckett. Fuck.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

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here. have some more of these.

Contest 199c: Like a box of chocolates. by il_schmucko 7-25-03

What are you doing out here? Waiting for the "Gump and Co." movie. The sequel to "Forrest Gump?" They haven't even announced that movie yet. I know, but it's one of the most popular movies ever. It's only a matter of time. But you hated "Forrest Gump." Did I not mention the 50 pounds of dynamite strapped to my chest?

Contest 199d: One day at the pastry shop. by il_schmucko 7-25-03

WHAT?! I'm sorry, ma'am. Your order will be just another minute. It's okay. Some day my blintz will come.

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One Night in a Pumpkin Patch: Take 1 by kaufman 7-25-03

Just keep believing, Sally. The Great Pumpkin will rise out of the sky and bring us presents. He will not fail us. CUT!!!!! I believe, my sweet babboo. I will wait with you for him. Will someone get a hold of those idiots in Casting? They brought in the WRONG Linus.

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This one is funny
all the voices in my head agree

CC 199: Face it, it's not happening by codehappykid 7-25-03

Jesus is coming! The rapture is at hand! The believers will be taken into Heaven for eternity! Come, Lord, deliver us now! What in Hell do they all want? I'm going back to bed.

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HALPUU!

CC 199: Tubifex by KajunFirefly 7-25-03

Hey Johnny, I found a treasure chest behind that sunken ship over there, wanna go check it out? Wow, cool yeah. And I was thinking, after that we could swim into the old castle again. Yeah, this is going to be awesome! Dude, your fish are stupid. Yeah, wanna flush some more?

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Dad was flammable

CC: 199 P1 - Antici.... by CrunchyCheese 7-25-03

James Bond. At last you are in my grasp You don't expect me to talk, do you? Heavens no Mr. Bond - I expect you to die You do realize i will just make a spectaular escape, then come back to defeat you, right HA! Not this time Bond... See you in a few hours, Dr. Jellyfinger!

CC:199 P2 Antici.... by CrunchyCheese 7-25-03

Farewell Mr. Bond... A bomb? How terribly old fashioned. I should be out of here in no time Just have to get out of these handcuffs, then I am free...

cc:199 P3 antic.... by CrunchyCheese 7-25-03

Almost free... 10 seconds left on the timer. perfect! I'll just wait until the timer gets to 3, then I will disarm the bomb in the nick of time... Ah shit. The clock stopped...

CC:199 P4 antici..... by CrunchyCheese 7-25-03

I can't beleive this. The timer never malfunctions. Maybe if I just gave it a nudge.. Oh bugger. Still nothing.

Explanation to the Petersons: Second Scenario by Misfit 7-25-03

Good news, Mrs. P! I have filed a motion to close the preliminary hearing and indicated I have discovered new evidence that will exculpate Scott! What evidence? When is he getting out? Why have the hearing at all? If he's innocent, get the case dismissed! What is WRONG with you? Well...er...I don't have any evidence, really, but I am creating lots of reasonable doubt with the public by saying that I do. Don't worry, I'll come up with something...maybe that Kimberly Ann woman! WHAT? No evidence to get him out? How can you say that? They FRAMED him! You're making us look like JACKASSES! LEE! LEE! GET THE GUN! What's wrong, Ma? Hey...where did Mark go?

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Ah Hell

please disregard last entry - got the wrong comic number for part 5

This - THIS is the real entry

CC: 199 P1 - Antici.... by CrunchyCheese 7-25-03

James Bond. At last you are in my grasp You don't expect me to talk, do you? Heavens no Mr. Bond - I expect you to die You do realize i will just make a spectaular escape, then come back to defeat you, right HA! Not this time Bond... See you in a few hours, Dr. Jellyfinger!

CC:199 P2 Antici.... by CrunchyCheese 7-25-03

Farewell Mr. Bond... A bomb? How terribly old fashioned. I should be out of here in no time Just have to get out of these handcuffs, then I am free...

cc:199 P3 antic.... by CrunchyCheese 7-25-03

Almost free... 10 seconds left on the timer. perfect! I'll just wait until the timer gets to 3, then I will disarm the bomb in the nick of time... Ah shit. The clock stopped...

CC:199 P4 antici..... by CrunchyCheese 7-25-03

I can't beleive this. The timer never malfunctions. Maybe if I just gave it a nudge.. Oh bugger. Still nothing.

CC:199 P5 antici..... by CrunchyCheese 7-25-03

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

CC 199: Ring! Ring! by Rabid_Weasle 7-25-03

Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! I wish someone would fucking pick me up already...

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Poop.

The Worst Wing #2 by TheGovernor 7-25-03

Press Conference So Mr President, any luck finding the chemical or biological weapons in Iraq now the war is over? Im sure we will find Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction any day now.... One week later Any day now.... Another week later Any day now...

I'm back from vacation, with lots on my mind. New play's up in less than a week, then school in less than three.

However, I can't resist a challenge. Don't worry, this is hopefully not the last, nor the best. But I couldn't resist.

Only some will understand...

CC 199: For Penny Arcade Readers by Whimsy 7-25-03

Read PA, 7-25-03. 'Nuff said.

Not-serious and over-used potshots are okay, right?

CC 199 - Don't Hurt Me, Please. by Whimsy 7-25-03

Hey- when is an editing feature going to come out for SC? With much love, and teasing, for the Almighty Brad.

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MENBAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111112

I sense a huge duke-a-roonie with Kaufman if you keep punning like this.

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CC 199: Anticipation Of A Hentai Fan by Chi_The_Cynic 7-26-03

CC 199: waiting...... by boinky33 7-26-03

CC 199: waiting 2...... by boinky33 7-26-03

CC 199 by boinky33 7-26-03

What does short-term memory mean? Well, it means....

waiting for something to download with dial-up by boinky33 6-16-03

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