Want to know why I'm mean? Because unintelligable monkeys passing as humans piss me off, namely akira. Just the mere thought of his existance bothers me.

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

Wow, I had no idea of the depths of your ineptitude. I wasn't insulting you, dumbass. Read the third paragraph.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~