Untitled by kaufman 8-16-03

o/` Where have all the flowers gone? o/` Pluto? Hmmm... let's see. Nope, guess again.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Untitled by dcomposed 8-16-03

This a GRAVYard, not a graveyard. Knock knock. Who's there? Gravy. Gravy who? Gravy Boat.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Untitled by kramer_vs_kramer 8-17-03

o/ Everyone's gone to the moon... o/ It's no good. We can still hear him from here.

Untitled by KajunFirefly 8-17-03

I'm collecting for the blind. Hold on... Thanks.

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Dad was flammable

This is not a title by BigEvilDan 8-17-03

What about a play where everybody wears tights and dies? That's a stupid idea.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Not Titled by BigEvilDan 8-17-03

Mr. Fudd, which one shot you with your own hunting rifle? Numbew thwee, officew.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Title-Free Comic by BigEvilDan 8-17-03

I think the audience wants goring, not a staring contest. That's their problem.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

yes, please.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

() by jes_lawson 8-18-03

Four years learning to swim using only my ears, and some arsehole puts a swimming cap on me!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Untitled by kramer_vs_kramer 8-18-03

Alright, I'm sorry. If I'd known it would be this windy I'd have worn underwear.

... by habnem 8-18-03

Welcome to McDonalds. Try our Filet McMignon! This "New Taste" shit's gone way too far.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

with apologies to kaufman (and to chicka, for turning her into Paula Cole...)

Untitled by UnknownEric 8-18-03

Where have all the cowboys gaw-aw-awwwwwwn! We're right here, you dumb bitch.

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I has a flavor!

Untitled by mmyers 8-18-03

*sniff* *sniff* I'll never be able to smell my own nose. That makes me sad.

Untitled by mmyers 8-18-03

Why would someone put a Skittles dispenser in the men's bathroom? Gotta retire one day.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Untitled by mmyers 8-18-03

Billy Squier, 1984 Stroke me, stroke me! STROKE, STROKE! 2003 Stroke me, stroke me! GROSS!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

UE: Apology accepted if you'll accept mine.

Untitled by kaufman 8-18-03

Where have all the cowboys gaw-aw-awwwwwwn! pssssst, psssssst. Apparently, something to do with rotor turbines.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

deltitnU by umfumdisi 8-18-03

I'll hold you. But I'm scared. Just wait... What now? It happened again. Shit.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Untittled by kaufman 8-18-03

After the 1964 season, the New York Giants found themselves without a quarterback.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"" by umfumdisi 8-18-03

"Hello Goodbye" "Goodbye To You" "You Oughta Know" "Know Me" "Me So Horny" "Horny Pony"

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

(-_-) by umfumdisi 8-18-03

@?   $!  (^o^) B^D # = % + > -

'' by umfumdisi 8-18-03

'Huckleberry Finn' 'On The Road' 'Delta Of Venus' 'Portnoy's Complaint' 'War And Peace' 'Ulysses'

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

my masterpiece

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Untitled by boorite 8-18-03

Where have all the flowers gone? Kajun got his penis out! What? That doesn't... Oh.

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What others say about boorite!

50% untrue by NeoVid 8-14-03

Jerk! Did you fall on your head as a kid?! Yes.

Why I'm despised

Someone once told me, "Just be yourself." Boy, did that ever blow up in my face.

by NeoVid, 4-19-02

I [heart] Me

Well, could be worse. I could have a good personality, and be unattractive.

by NeoVid, 8-15-03

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Untitled by mikeweeney 8-17-03

My mom says I'm a very attractive young man. My mom's also a stupid cunt.

Untitled by mikeweeney 8-17-03

You know what I don't get? No. The Discovery Channel. Huh. STOP STEALING MY CABLE!

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Didnt start as an entry, just happened to be compliant.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Untitled by Rabid_Weasle 8-18-03

I am the robot king! No you're not. Now get back to cleaning this mess.

Untitled by Rabid_Weasle 8-18-03

Why do you always treat me like garbage?

Untitled by Rabid_Weasle 8-18-03

Save my spot. Ok. Damnit