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This week I was contacted by an Amazon woman. She said she was considering allowing me to do her bidding. She in term sent me to another who questioned me to see if I am worthy.
If all goes well I might be working for amazon.com in a month or two. Or I may starve. Whatever.
Wish me luck.
good luck!
Tell the amazon woman if she doesn't hire you, you'll cut off her other breast*.
*{explain joke} It's said that the mythical Amazons were such good archers because they would remove a breast so that it would not interfere with the ability to pull the bow string beside the chest.*{/explain joke}
She had 2 breasts - I counted (and yes, people have been trying to ruin my fantasies with this fact for years). I'm not sure she was a real Amazon! But she treated me like all the rest. She had her kicks and strung me along for a while. Then she cut me loose and left me by the side of the road.
Just like all the rest.
It was wonderful.
Now I still have to go find work.
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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet