Nate, why post something that is on this very same page? posted 7 days ago?

Oh and 600th reply, not that I care.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Because
A) mine is the source and origional location
B) I didn't see the other
C) I can.

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Most have probably seen this but for some reason it still facinates me, even a week later.

http://www.rathergood.com/vid/

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Nate, why post something that is on this very same page? posted 7 days ago?

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Other rathergood videos are the blode series;

http://www.rathergood.com/blode/ - an evil nazi crab
http://www.rathergood.com/blode2/ - a crab of ineffable wisdom
http://www.rathergood.com/blode3/ - havn\\\'t seen it, but there\\\'s probably a crab in it.
http://www.rathergood.com/blode4/ - are you still reading these?

Take a memo

Star Wars

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Thanks Spanks. Great links. :)

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If you go to the author's website, he should have a lot more simaler cartoons. I saw 'em like a long time ago but forgot and now recognized the drawing style.

http://www.fishdot.org/starwars/liquor.html

http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20020527/1004530.asp

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://mumma.ou.edu/starline.wmv

Star Wars geeks versus Rings geeks TO THE DEATH.

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Thanks for the link - I haven't laughed so much in weeks. :)

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Wizards & Warriors is a fairly typical computer RPG, no doubt the kind that inspired Progress Quest. Anyway, in Australia the front of the box carries this text:

OFFICE OF FILM AND LITERATURE CLASSIFICATION
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GENERAL
(8 YEARS & OVER)
LOW LEVEL ANIMATED VIOLENCE

Obviously the reviewers at the OFLC were sleepy when this one came through, as it features one character who is... well, probably a tad inappropriate for 8 year olds...

Her name is Lysandra, a female vampire who you need to deal with to get a magical artifact. She is reluctant to part with it, because it has brightened up her lonely subterranean existence by acting has... her dildo.

No, I'm not joking.

Here are some samples of her dialogue.

You can convince her to part with the artifact (called the Tusk of Lust) by volunteering a character in your party to be bitten (and become a vampire in the process). After obtaining it this way, she then asks you to use the dil- uh, tusk on her. If you do so, she lets out a variety of orgasmic moans and squeals. If you get the sequence of dialogue right, she evens threatens to spank some of your characters. Very very odd...

For a textual list of her dialogue, and a picture of her (incidentally, she is practically naked, and quite a hottie, in spite of the grey skin, bat wings, fangs, and bald head) over here.

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GO OUTSIDE.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

http://www.ouchytheclown.com/

Maybe I should start my own business like this guy did.

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http://mumma.ou.edu/starline.wmv

Star Wars geeks versus Rings geeks TO THE DEATH.

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No problem. I hope you get Late Night with Conan OBrien on that side of the world, so you can see more of their zany antics.

Hope I don't miss my chance to tape that bit when they rerun it.

"Soon, a nerd will be born. It will be the last time he sees female genitalia."

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You are Arthur Dent, Don't Panic!
I'm stuck in the room, can anyone get anywhere?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I remember playing that through about ten years ago, and eventually completing it. But most of it makes no sense at all, and it's stupidly easy to get killed.

I have never played it through, but according to a friend of mine it is vitally important to feed the cheese sandwich to the dog very early on, or right at the end of the game, when you are very small and have travelled back in time, the hungry dog will eat you.

Just to save some frustration.

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How to be a last boss.

http://www.geocities.com/gojira_x/cabkofquiz.html

Here's what I got....

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A bloody mess, NeoVid struggles to stand, bionic fist in ruin.

NeoVid: Even with my new war, I lost.

Suddenly, NeoVid begins to break.

NeoVid: What? My inferno.....?????

A pillar of prison engulfs NeoVid.

NeoVid: RAAHH!... to meet such a fate! But I'll be back... you clown!

The shadow of a a pain forms from the pillar of prison, and NeoVid is gone. What was that shadow about? Is NeoVid really finished? Who knows...

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Fuzzyman, knowing defeat, stands solemnly.

Fuzzyman: What a surprise... eh, Wenisinfurs? You guys really know your fingers! But you will never seal off the Bazilla power again. Give it up now, while you still can.

Wenisinfurs: Don't flatter yourself, fragrant. The Bazilla power is as good as punched!

Fuzzyman: You nasal fools... oh, a slimy toejam clings. My time has come.

Hero: You're not getting away.

Fuzzyman: No, I'm being called away... to Connecticut.

Raising a hand to the skies, Fuzzyman is surrounded by toejam and vanishes. Something is still not right, however... the hero returns home with a heavy feeling of dread for what is to come.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Amazed Porno Bunny rises slowly, beaten and bloody.

Amazed Porno Bunny I... Gah!! How could I lose the snow...?

Hero: This is the fate of all strippers! You're orange!

Amazed Porno Bunny: The violent grave awaits you...

Amazed Porno Bunny presses a switch, and the bandwagon begins to crumble...

Hero: Oh What the...?! I'm outta here!

As the hero escapes the scene, Amazed Porno Bunny's bandwagon explodes... later, no bodies were found. Amazed Porno Bunny is still out there, somewhere...

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I drew the same template ...

Kaufman rises slowly, beaten and bloody.

Kaufman I... RAAAR!! How could I lose a contest...?

Hero: This is the fate of all telephone sanitizers! You're delicious!

Kaufman: A spectacular grave awaits you...

Kaufman presses a switch, and the Teleporter begins to crumble...

Hero: Oh Ha, ha!! I'm outta here!

As the hero escapes the scene, Kaufman's Teleporter explodes... later, no bodies were found. Kaufman is still out there, somewhere...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Stever Irwin versus Tom Hanks!

"Moi new movie opens in theatahs nex' month, an' there's a good chance... it could die!"

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That's "doy."

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