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israphael
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That's it, I'm moving to Japan!

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6-22-02 2:09am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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My mother-in-law bought us a few of these the other day. The Engrish amused me...

Sorry about the big image, dial-up people...

In case you can't read it:

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WASHING-CLOTHES BAG
HOUSEWARE

USE REFERENCE
MADE OF POLYESTER FIBRE I
DEAD FOR PROTECTING CLOTHING

FEATURES:
Under the protection of a washing bag, the clothes is not easy of wear and tear, its original shape will be kept and a result or complete cleanness will be gotten.

USAGE METHOD:
A best result will be gotten after the clothes is washed by a washing machine when it is put at the position not exceeding 3/4 of a washing bag.


Oh, and the t-shirt says "SAVE THE DOLPHIN".

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6-24-02 6:31am (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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http://www.eviloverlord.com

http://www.villainsupply.com

Why they're not affiliated, I don't know.

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6-24-02 1:58pm (new)
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TheElPaso
Senior Comic Technician

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http://msn.com.com/2100-1106-938658.html

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6-25-02 7:40pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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Hrm.... http://subintsoc.net/madlib.php

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From the Office of the Homeland Security Director
Nathan X.
Jun 25, 2002

I have just concluded a conference call with the nation's Senators to let them know what I'm about to share with the people of Connecticut. I might add, I also wanted to commend them for their work in improving and strengthening homeland security since Bloody Tuesday. We've been in frequent communication with the Senators and I think their work to date has reflected the kind of relationship between the federal and the state and local government that we need to make a permanent part of our homeland security defense.

Over the last several days, our CIA and NSA have seen an increased volume and level of activity involving telepathic transmisions of terrorist attacks. The information we have does not point to any specific target either in Connecticut or abroad, and it does not outline any specific type of attack. However, the analysts who review this information believe the quantity and level of telepathic transmisions are above the norm and have reached a threshold where we should once again place the public on general alert, just as we have done on two previous occasions since Bloody Tuesday.

During his address on homeland security, Bill Clinton promised the people of Connecticut that when we have evidence of credible telepathic transmisions we will issue appropriate alerts. That is exactly what we are doing here today.

Bill Clinton also reminded all of us that a terrorism alert is not a signal to stop your life, it is a call to be haughty, to know that your government is on high alert and to add your eyes and your ears to our efforts to find and stop mobsters.

Our government is taking precautions. This afternoon the Justice Action Leauge is issuing a terrorist threat advisory update to all Fight Clubs across the country through the National Law Enforcement Telecommunications System. All Fight Clubs have been instructed to stay on the highest alert and to immediately notify the Justice Action Leauge of any unusual or suspicious activity.

The telepathic transmisions we are picking up are very generic. They warn of more attacks, but are not specific about where or what type. It could be a battery, or a verbal abuse, or even a rape. We do know that the next several weeks, which bring St. Patricks day and important religious observances in other faiths, have been times when mobsters have planned attacks in the past.
One example is December of 1999. Authorities in Japan, The UK and France uncovered and prevented plans for a series of attacks related to the first airing of "Friends". Those plans were thwarted when intelligence learned about them and law enforcement arrested the suspected mobsters.

Now, obviously, the further removed we get from Bloody Tuesday, I think the natural tendency is to let down our guard. Unfortunately, we cannot do that.

We are a nation at war. We are the targets of mobsters who have demonstrated they have no remorse about killing thousands of innocent zygotes. The government will continue to do everything we can to find and stop those who seek to harm us, but I believe we owe it to the people of Connecticut to remind them that they must be haughty as well.

I also know the very first question the people of Connecticut will ask -- "So, Nathan X., besides being haughty, what else should my family and I do?"

The answer is you should report any suspicious activity or behavior to your Senators and, perhaps as importantly, you should heed the words of Bill Clinton who has called on all of us to rely on our good judgment and our common sense, and to continue to live in a spirit of courage and optimism and resolve to defeat the mobsters.

6-25-02 7:41pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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Somewhere in hell there's space for stuff like this.

http://members.tripod.com/wasteofwebspace/donutfun/

7-01-02 11:51am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Fantastic little video Bec sent me from work, under the title "Why sumo is better than karate":

http://members.optushome.com.au/mcdexx/sumo-vs-karate.mpg

A bit over 1MB - right click and save.

A co-worker of Bec's reads Chinese and said that the text reads something to the effect of, "You are getting sleepy! You are in my power! You will give me all your cat food! You will-"

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7-03-02 4:30am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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The site we all have been looking for-

http://songmeanings.net

7-05-02 9:13pm (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

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At last... a forum for DragonXero to sneak off to when he wants to secretly discuss the deep social relevence of Blink 182.

I especially like the pop-up ad that comes up every time I exhale. How do they know?

Just kidding, DX.

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7-06-02 1:15am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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7-06-02 6:02am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Now I know the meaning behind all those funny hand gestures wirthling kept making when I was at his place.

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7-06-02 9:59am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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Pop vs. Soda... I say "Soda."

http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~almccon/pop_soda/

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7-07-02 8:39am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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i say soda to... usualy "coke"

Other phrases included

This must be boorite's response.

7-07-02 11:46am (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

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Look what the Vatican has been hiding.

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7-07-02 8:08pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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The Vatican has been behind every major politcal assassination from Lincon to Kennedy, and now that we know they have a time machine, we can prove it!

...that is to say, um, nevermind.

7-07-02 9:20pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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No way - it was that damned pink donkey who shot Kennedy!

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7-07-02 9:46pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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i say soda to... usualy "coke"

Other phrases included

This must be boorite's response.


I love cola. I pour it on my car battery terminals to eat through the corrosion. I would never pour canned shit on my battery.

Still, does anyone know where I can get some canned shit?

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7-08-02 8:09am (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

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7-08-02 10:14am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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7-09-02 11:39am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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I still don't trust the fucking police.

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7-09-02 12:20pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Because they're the only stripcreator regulars who smoke pot. Riiiight.

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7-09-02 3:57pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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In the UK at least...

unless Andy is getting his insperation from elsewhere and Bazilla only postes when he's wasted.

7-09-02 8:03pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Skagg doesn't touch weed. He's a heroin man.

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7-09-02 8:25pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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That's something, anyway by boorite
10-19-01
What's to smile about, leftover hippie-boy?
I'm baked!

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7-10-02 9:55am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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quote:
In the UK at least...

unless Andy is getting his insperation from elsewhere and Bazilla only postes when he's wasted.


You'd be surprised at how wrong you are. No-one else will be though.

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7-10-02 12:02pm (new)
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