Top? Bottom? It's all good. Yes, I was talking about threads...what were you thinking?
Here's an alternate ending to the above strip. I posted it in the CC, but thought I'd put it here since I think this is actually what I said in reply to the waiter.
It's Gabe's long lost identical twin, if you ask me.
I think that even if AccentuateNegative's character shares that kewl "Gabe" design with "Penny Arcade" (that PA artist is a postmodern design genius), we have two completely different personalities here. Maybe this gay guy with the PacMan shirt has his own name, because he has a very original and deep psychological profile, owing nothing there to Gabe.