I was thinking about quitting. But knowing that you guys are reading I will keep trying. One thing I know: I'll never have your awesome creative output (or insanity). Kudos!

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Zzzzz

I love messed up Mort but I wish it would stop I can't take anymore of how stupid he is... or I'll die - with laughter or cancer.

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Is it wrong to laugh?

I guess I'll take that as a compliment.

I resisted long enough. Because of Mort I'm adding boinky to my favo-

rites.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

yay!

Messed up Mort by boinky33 10-19-03

All the kids used to make fun of me because in grade 5 I legally changed my name to Bloody Knuckles The Hip Hop Gangster. Hmmph.... Are you laughing at my pain, Dr. Bill? Hmmph....no....HA HA HA HA HA HA! I CURSE YOUR SOUL TO THE PITS OF HELL!!!! Stop saying that.

Messed up Mort by boinky33 10-31-03

Trick or Treat! Smell my feet! Give me something good to eat! Here's your candy. SMELL MY GOD DAMN FEET!

I too have put boinky33 as one of my favorites. Just can't resist Messed Up Mort and that comic about fisting. =D

These comics are so funny that I'd have sex with them if they didn't have AIDS.

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AFROMANS MOVE

Theres a lot of funny stuff in there, but the simpsons was nicked as previously mentioned and so was the paper and plastic "I love them both" gag.
Try to keep it original. I know it's hard not to repeat stuff and sometimes you think of a gag but you're not sure if you thought of it or just remembered it from somewhere else. But sometimes you can't ignore too many coincedences.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Uh....ok....?

Messed up Mort by boinky33 11-02-03

What are you reading, Lou? My name isn't Lou and I'm reading a biography on Benjamin Franklin. Benjamin Franklin? I knew him. Good man, he is. You are a liar, Mort. Stop lying. I DID TOO KNOW HIM! HE HELPED ME KILL A SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM ONCE!

Welcome to my favorites!

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This account has been seized by order of the Spanish Inquisition.

yay!

Messed up Mort by boinky33 11-14-03

Have you ever masturbated to Big Papa Smurf? What?!? Of course not! Yeah...me either... (sigh)...It's a love that was never meant to be.

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Zzzzz

Messed up Mort by boinky33 12-06-03

...And that is why I'm not allowed to go near Tony Danza anymore. I don't understand. It's not a complicated story! Yeesh! But all you said was "And that is why I'm not allowed to go near Tony Danza anymore." It's pretty good, no? Put your pants back on.

Messed up Mort by boinky33 12-06-03

I love your work, but your latest comics aren't as good. I AM THE DARK LORD!

Messed up Mort by boinky33 12-06-03

I'm allergic to crab cakes. I AM STILL THE DARK LORD!

Messed up Mort by boinky33 12-06-03

I wish I was a bird. I could soar through the sky. I think I'll try to evolve into one. uugh... ughh.... uughh.... UUGGGHHHH!!!!   ?

Messed up Mort by boinky33 12-06-03

Hey! You thief! What? What did I steal? My heart.... ........ Later.... I feel like such a slut!!!!

I liiiiike em'!

Your already on my favorites list.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Messed up Mort by boinky33 12-11-03

Mort is at a cooking class Did you beat your eggs? I'm sorry, but I do not condone that kind of behavior in my household.

I liked the one about the radioactive spider!

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

Messed up Mort by boinky33 1-02-04

I have all the powers of the Hulk. No you don't. You are lying. No I'm not! It's the truth! I'm just never angry enough to see my powers in action.

Messed up Mort by boinky33 1-31-04

Check out this tattoo of a chameleon I got on my arm. I don't see anything there. That's because it is blending into my skin!

Messed up Mort by boinky33 2-25-04

Can you lift a heavy object? Yes. See? I'm holding a heavy object right now. You are holding nothing. It's Invisible.

most of them are incredible, the rest incredibly suck.

and you already were on my favorites.

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i want to piss on you

Actually, none of them suck.