And I thought for sure I'd get DQ'd because of the whole Photoshop thingie... I didn't have any good ideas until I came up with the backwards-talking speech. That kind of spawned the rest of the comic.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Down stud. I think Lady J-smoker got the names mixed up. Skagg's post suggests she had you and descolada99b backwards, so to speak.

So who really DID win?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I assume that she was talking about this one, and Skagg got it mixed up. But I could be wrong.

CC47: Broadway's Newest Sensation by descolada99 7-22-01

All right.. take it from the top! Ohhhh.. the world loves beef jerkyyyy!! Chewy and tangy and ohh soo goood!!! Ohhhh.. the world loves beef jerkyyyy!! Chewy and tangy and ohh soo goood!!! Ohhhh.. the world loves beef jerkyyyy!! Chewy and tangy and ohh soo goood!!! Thohhhh.. the thorld thoves theef therkyyyy!! Thewy thand thangy thand thohh thoo thoood!!! CUT!! CUT!! Damnit Roger, you're fired! You just won't work in my production of A Beef Jerky Chorus Line! Ohhhh.. the world loves beef jerkyyyy!! Chewy and tangy and ohh soo goood!!! Ohhhh.. the world loves beef jerkyyyy!! Chewy and tangy and ohh soo goood!!!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Go ahead and be a hardon. Gabe likes that sort of thing.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I am not gay. I am not gay. I am not gay.

Much.

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crabby - who was actually clever this time and would have won if he weren't always such a git that his gitness pollutes my ability to judge fairly. I just don't relish the idea of another era of crabby in the contests.

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I assume that she was talking about this one, and Skagg got it mixed up. But I could be wrong.

CC47: Broadway's Newest Sensation by descolada99 7-22-01

All right.. take it from the top! Ohhhh.. the world loves beef jerkyyyy!! Chewy and tangy and ohh soo goood!!! Ohhhh.. the world loves beef jerkyyyy!! Chewy and tangy and ohh soo goood!!! Ohhhh.. the world loves beef jerkyyyy!! Chewy and tangy and ohh soo goood!!! Thohhhh.. the thorld thoves theef therkyyyy!! Thewy thand thangy thand thohh thoo thoood!!! CUT!! CUT!! Damnit Roger, you're fired! You just won't work in my production of A Beef Jerky Chorus Line! Ohhhh.. the world loves beef jerkyyyy!! Chewy and tangy and ohh soo goood!!! Ohhhh.. the world loves beef jerkyyyy!! Chewy and tangy and ohh soo goood!!!

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Gabe Wins! Gabe Wins! Gabe Wins!

Now lets move on to Comic Contest 48.

With that win Gabe moves into second place in wins all time in the Comic Contests second only to wirthling and hissix wins.

I didn't even know he was hissidic.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I can't think of anything good right now, so it's gonna have to be tomorrow night. For some reason I can access lowpass.net from work, but the network security Nazis have cut off access to stripcreator.com. And since the lowpass forums are no more, I can't use the message boards at work. Which sucks.

It has, though, brought up my production by 60%.

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I said exactly what I meant, but you all chose to believe the junkie.

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