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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Hi folks. I still can't believe that the painful uterus comic impressed a male judge. Anyway, the rules:

1. Sing the praises of Beef Jerky.
2. One of the characters has to speak with a speech impediment of some kind.
3. Be funny.

Multiple entries are acceptable, but if there are too many not-so-hilarious ones from one person, my overall impression of all of that person's comics will drop.

Judging will be uhhhh, Wednesday night at some point.

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7-22-01 10:20am (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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2. One of the characters has to speak with a speech impediment of some kind.


Does "speach impediment" include weird slang, like ghetto speak, or "nadsat" slang from A Clockwork Orange?

And like I said, it was the most twisted entry of them all... and it helped that it was Gabe's uterus. *still chuckling over it*

7-22-01 10:27am (new)
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Haights
Junior Comic Technician

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 47: Bribery is a forgotten art...']

I guess I could have brought back Boonerism Spird, but there were two of them, and only one blue flamingo. *shrug*

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7-22-01 11:31am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Does "speach impediment" include weird slang, like ghetto speak, or "nadsat" slang from A Clockwork Orange?


Nope. That's speech affectation. It's arguable that the spoonerisms are affected rather than natural impediments, but the jury's still out.

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And like I said, it was the most twisted entry of them all... and it helped that it was Gabe's uterus. *still chuckling over it*

I'm glad it amused! :)

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

7-22-01 12:24pm (new)
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NastyPope
His Holiness Archamian the First

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7-22-01 2:41pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Damn! Not first! But let's just see crabby be worst this time!
[Click to view comic: 'Pete wants a cowboy']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

7-22-01 4:19pm (new)
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Dr._Light
Junior Comic Technician

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Whoops...beer jerky...hey, that's even better....

[Click to view comic: 'Never Leave Home Without It']

7-22-01 7:38pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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7-23-01 12:04am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

7-23-01 9:09am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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[Click to view comic: 'So is it the Spicy or Smoky Style?']
I'm running the risk of annoying the godess with too many un-funny entries here.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

7-23-01 9:52am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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[Click to view comic: 'CC47: [Insert hilarious title here]']

I tried to make it clear the elephant is about to stomp Jon into jerky, but I couldn't work it into the punchline without making it clumsy. *sigh* Comedy is an art, and I am finger-painter...

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7-23-01 10:45am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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[Click to view comic: 'Snap into a Slim DICK Jim']

I wasn't sure Tourette's was classified as a "speech impediment," so I looked it up.

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What others say about boorite!

7-23-01 12:03pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Spankling wins. :)

7-23-01 12:28pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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You don't get no vote, ex-winner-boy. You're Finnished around here.

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What others say about boorite!

7-23-01 1:00pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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It is tough giving up that grand power, eh?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

7-23-01 1:03pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Aw, shit. I didn't see that DeXxX had already broached the turkey jerky vs. beef jerky debate. YOU WIN THIS TIME, YOU BASTARD.

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What others say about boorite!

7-23-01 1:27pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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You don't get no vote, ex-winner-boy. You're Finnished around here.


You're just bitter that you didn't win the last one.

7-23-01 1:36pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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But the Tourette's idea was pure Guiness (stout, that is).

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

7-23-01 1:37pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Yeah... I'll be having flashbacks for days.

7-23-01 1:40pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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It's not particularly funny, but I wanted to try out the new art...

[Click to view comic: 'CC47: Lousy excuse to use the new art...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

7-23-01 1:51pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Holly shyte! I didn't even notice it!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

7-23-01 1:58pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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You're just bitter that you didn't win the last one.

Yeah, the deal was I give it to you, and then you give it back to me, and so on.

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What others say about boorite!

7-23-01 2:18pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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You're just bitter that you didn't win the last one.

Yeah, the deal was I give it to you, and then you give it back to me, and so on.


You guys still talking about the contest?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

7-23-01 2:22pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Not a contest entry - just another excuse to use a new character...

[Click to view comic: 'Dude Duet']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

7-23-01 2:29pm (new)
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NastyPope
His Holiness Archamian the First

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Tourette's was a cool idea but it is not a speech impediment. You can understand someone with tourette's all too well.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

7-23-01 2:50pm (new)
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