Yep that's the part. Just making sure I got my shout out.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Now that the new characters are here, this minimalist symbolism can be done:

3 Panels, 1 Character, no Words: West Side Story by kaufman 9-08-01

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Saving Private Ryan by kaufman 9-10-01

... the deaths of your sons: Pat, Steve, Jack, Nolan, O'Neal, Wei-Zhao, Conanob, Beltofo, Cantwinfort, ... A full search of Northern France seeks out the remaining son. Excuse me, mademoiselle, are you Private Ryan? Non. 50 years later ... Billy, here lies the man who got me out of France just in time - the Jerry Lewis film festival was about to begin. Gee whiz, Mr. Ryan!

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Now that the new characters are here, this minimalist symbolism can be done:

3 Panels, 1 Character, no Words: West Side Story by kaufman 9-08-01

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The sad part is, this is one of my favorite movies. Mostly because of how cheesy it is.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Ever seen the movie seven?

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The First Rule... by gabe_billings 2-01-01

The first rule of fight club is that you do not talk about fight club. You just did. That doesn't count. Why not? Look, just shut up. This club sounds pretty gay.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

LOL.
I've never seen that movie, but THAT is funny.

Home Alone in 3 panels by kaufman 10-05-01

My family's in Paris, and robbers are trying to break into my house. Hey little boy, won't you open the door? Ok. Aaiiiiiiiiiieeee!

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I never saw Gabe's version before I made mine. But in retrospect, maybe I should have:

Fight Club Revisited by itsclark 7-25-01

The first rule of fight club is... you DO NOT TALK about fight club! Yeah? Or else what? You'll fight me? No, or else NOBODY will fight you... I mean, yeah, you'll get beaten up but... No, I mean... ??? That's OK, man. Don't hurt yourself! It was only a hypothetical.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Fantastic Voyage by kaufman 10-12-01

You know the song, the one that goes, "Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes ..." Well, the Beatles have nothing on me. I've got Raquel Welch in my heart and in my lungs!

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Censors freaked up my movie by boorite 10-16-01

'Heineken'? Freak that stuff! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Want me to pour the beer, Frank? No, I want you to freak it! Here's to your freak, Frank. I'll freak anything that moves! I'll send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, freaker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a freaking gun, freaker! You receive a love letter from me, you're freaked forever! Blue Velvet is actually more disturbing this way.

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HITLER'S ROUND, WRINKLED PAIR!

Ironically, DexX did his take on this before he contributed the fly character. So an update was called for:

Movie in 3 panels: The Fly by boorite 11-21-01

At last, my teleportation device is complete. I shall test it on myself. Success! This calls for a big, steaming pile of shit!

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Apollo 13 in 3 panels by kaufman 1-22-02

10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... LIFTOFF! Houston, we have a problem! We'll need to abort the moon landing and jury-rig a way home. We have splashdown.

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WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT?!

I don't remember a squirrel being in Apollo 13! You're adding unnesessary plot elements!

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The Sound of Music inThree Panels by Jabizo 1-25-02

Pleased to meet you Maria. I don't know how to communicate with my own 7 children, but I can blow a whistle real good. I would love to help with the children. I think I am falling in love with you but I am a nun! I am in a predicament! Maria has taught us all how to sing. Therefore, we are performing as a family before a whole bunch of people. Including some bad men who want our Daddy to fight in the war. Oh, how humiliating to have wear these rags made from the bedroom curtains! Run from the Nazis children. Climb every mountain! No way! Carry me!

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Men In Black inThree Panels by Jabizo 1-25-02

Yo! I'm a wild rookie cop. I do things my own way. Yes J. That is why you have been chosen to join me in saving the world from an alien menace. Aliens are all around us. Most are harmless. But this huge secret organization is here to watch them all and stop the bad ones. What? What did I do? We have defeated the huge alien insectoid dude. Prepare to lose all your memory of any of this. Until the sequel my friend.

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Planet of the Apes: A brief review by boorite 1-25-02

"Pile of the Arse."

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I presume that you're talking about that godawful remake.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

A day late, a dollar short.

Groundhog Day in 3 Panels by kaufman 2-02-02

6:00 AM, February 2, Punxatawny, PA o/` I got you Babe ... That was Sonny and Cher. Good morning, it's GROUNDHOG DAY! I hate this place. This is going to be a rotten day. 6:00 AM, February 2, Punxatawny, PA o/` I got you Babe ... That was Sonny and Cher. Good morning, it's GROUNDHOG DAY! I hate this place. I hate this day. And it keeps happening to me! 6:00 AM, February 3, Punxatawny, PA I got you Babe I LOVE this place!

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Movie In 3 Panels: Trainspotting by Jael 2-04-02

Somewhere in Scotland...the nastiest toilet known to man awaits.... Christ, I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978. Friends somewhat try an intervention. I do appreciate what you're trying to do, I really do, but I need just one score, to ease myself off it. Just one. Just one. Well, this is a good laugh, you fucking useless bastard. Go on, sweat that shite out of your system, because if I come back and it's still there, I'll fucking kick it out. Relinquishing junk. Stage One: (repeat until end of movie) Items Needed: 1 room you will not leave, mattress, 10 tins of tomato soup, 8 tins of mushroom soup, ice cream, milk of magnesia Porn, 2 buckets, television, valium, vitamins, mineral water and a dead baby crawling across the ceiling.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Pssst! Watch for the telltale red lamp.

6th Sense in 3 Panels by Namgubed 2-04-02

I see dead people... Hey, I counseled a kid like him, once. All the time... Maybe if I actually help him, I can fix my marriage. Like YOU, for example, moron. D'oh!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

The Fast and the Furious - In 3 Panels by KajunFirefly 2-04-02

so, I guess I proved myself as a worthy driver eh? yeah kid, but you gotta be cooler than that to be in my gang! wow, you rescued me from the cops, thanks, but you're still not cool enough to be in my gang! don't forget I saved you from the Triads and took a bullet for you in Nam! well, I'm really a cop, but I'm letting your gang get away with all the hijaking because I've grown to love you like a brother! So, are we cool? no!

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Dad was flammable