I'm divided in half, here. Eeny, meeny, miney, mmyers.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

M&M

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

/////////Ewwwww

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It's a smermy job, but somebody's gotta do it.

As a consolation prize, I did rate "good" Ewwwwww's "Every RPG Ever Made" which is 99 and 44/100% pure funneh.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

2M yers just for the 'daddys got a bad taste' line. I donut think anyone actually improved the others comics though. Another good vote for Ewwwws rpg comic here.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Austin Powers

Ewwwww, a spider!

mmyers, for the reason smam specified. Capri Sun, ha!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

My My Myers

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Poop.

i think that after this round, mmyers officially owns me. that was friggity-funny, yo.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Entertainment
Weekly
Weekly
Weekly
Weekly

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This is not my empire.

Motha-fucking-funny-Myers

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Referee Kajun Firefly apologises to the crowd for the delay and shoots Ewwwww in the head before declaring mmyers the winner.

Huzzah!

[u]Champions League Match[/u]
andydougan (1) Vs Attitudechicka (0)

[list][*]Standard cup match, winner gains a point.[*]Your comic takes place during confession.[*]For the entire length of the comic, the words of dialogue must be in alphabetical order. The first word should start with the letter a, the second with the letter b, the third with the letter c, and so on. When the end of the alphabet is reached, start all over.
[/list]

GO GO GO!!

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Dad was flammable

Comic Cup XII: ABC: Always Be Confessing by attitudechicka 5-08-04

A better cat doesn't ever fucking go here. I'm just kidding. Language must not operate profanity. Question resolved: Stupid things unintentionally victimized while X-raying your zebra.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Xcuse the "typos".

Comic Cup 12.2 - Hey, Sammy, who molested you? by andydougan 5-10-04

A bad cleric did! Er, friend, go home. I just kan't lift my nob! Oh? Priest queer raped Sammy's tush, urgently! Violated? With xcitement, yeah. Zounds!

Chick that shit out, man.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

andy

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AFROMANS MOVE

nice attitude, chicka

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

This one will be very close, but Andy gets my vote.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

dandy loses a couple of points in the "not cheating" department, but manages some decent grammar. way to be.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Chickmate.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-GAN

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

tough call, but i'll say andy

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i want to piss on you

that one chick, i forget her name but ill always remember her attitude

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chick-chicka-boom

chicka-boom-boom-boom

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet