Kajun, don't be so crabby.

Heh heh.

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First off, Don "The Rock" Muraco was a babyface. It was "The Magnificent" Muraco when Don Muraco was a heel. And you spelled his last name wrong asshole.

Second of all, Kaufman had the funnier comic.
But for spitting in the face of authority ala' Bad News Brown I have to award the match to Graykane. Way to give me a Ghettoblaster to the back of the head graykane. WELL DONE!

... and I always lose sooner or later in Cups in spite of the funnier comic. My life is as unpredictable as pro wrestling!

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Has the world gone mad?

First, I lose to Rabid's crappy entry (no offense, ex-partner).

Then, kaufman follows the rule and gets DQed (and that's not "Dairy Queened"--although it's not a bad thought) instead of graykane who broke the rule?

Kajun, restore some fucking order!

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I thought the winners of these things were determined by voting.

Also, crabby, I meant to say Dino Bravo bit you on the back.

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Kajun told me I could do whatever I wanted. I said the winner would be the person who was a better heel. Kaufman followed the rules and made a good comic, not a very heel thing to do.
Graykane broke the rules, spit in my face and made a comic that wasn't very good to boot. I can't think of anything more heelish than that.

Remember the time Dino Bravo set the all time weight lifting mark but only because he had help from Jesse Ventura? Oh, that, that right there is classic. Just classic!

And then he brought in the Canadian Earthquake to sit on people's chests! I wish I had a friend like the Canadian Earthquake. Come to think of it, Boinky is from Canada. Hmmmmm...

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What's great is that Dino claimed to have bench-pressed over 700 lbs, even though you could see Jesse Ventura's muscles bulging as he helped him lift it. Then he waved the Canadian flag around a lot, which was also pretty funny considering he was born in Italy.

Then he was shot to death Gangland-style possibly because of his ties to a cigarette smuggling ring.

What the fuck?

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My favorite Earthquake moment was when he sat on Jake "The Snake" Roberts snake. That was awesome! The only other point that could come close is when Earthquake portrayed The Shark in WCW. That was a hilarious time for him.

Kaufman

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Well, I did give crabby complete control over the last round, so his decision is final.

graykane advances.

Meanwhile mmyers and Spankling face each other in the laziest idea for a match since I ran my "What If" Comic Contest back in whenever-the-fuck-it-was.

[u]No Holds Barred Match[/u]
mmyers Vs Spankling

[list][*]Standard cup match, one winner.
[*]there are NO RULES*, contestants have to just make a comic with no boundaries, and make it funny.[*]Contestants vote for the funniest comic.[/list]

* Comics must be made within two days of this post and be created by the account that is competing in this match, no edited comics, no photoshopped comics, no copying of old comics, anything else goes.

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Thats just lazy. Couldn't you at least have made it a BunkHouse Stampede or a Flag Match or something?

... Sure he could, just like you could whip off one more Deathmatch comic (hint, hint).

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PS: Umfum lost to my crappy entry because he's a big dumb pee pee head.

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Poop.

That's true...

and Kaufman still got jobbed. He should plant a big "heel" in crabby's ass!

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I'm glad kaufman isn't as broken up about losing as umfum is.

I want a rematch! I was robbed!

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[Click to view comic: 'Weather reports in the bible belt']

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If someone who voted for Rabid, whose judgement I respect (like fuzzyman), could post a breakdown of what he found funny/entertaining/voteworthy about Rabid's entry vs. mine, perhaps I would feel better.

It's not the losing I mind, it's the empty aching of the decanted soul that bothers me.

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I'm not going to lie to you umfum.

It's because my tits are bigger.

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Poop.

I only voted for Rabid because I don't know how to spell umfumdisi.

Sorry, I'm in the OED right between "dork" and "dumbass."

Anyway, I'm over myself. Let's get us a winner in this here "Longest And Best There Ever Was" Cup. I can suck up now that I'm out, I guess.

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Did I forget to mention that I'm way more awesome than umfum?

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Poop.

Face me, Spankling! Face MEEEEEEEEEEEE!

or don't, if you don't feel like it. I can go either way on this.

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I volunteer to pitch-strip for Spankling while he recovers from whatever debauchery he's inflicted upon his anus recently.

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