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i thought these rules were dumb, until i tried to make an entry...

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

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I LIVE!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

See, kramer_vs_kramer knows the proper way to make an entrance :-)

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See, kramer_vs_kramer knows the proper way to make an entrance :-)

Agreed. That was the best debut I've seen yet...

He even used the UBB code properly on the first try.

I think I'm in love.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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This has 16 words. I was getting nostalgic for the good old days when blatant and deliberate disregard for the rules won contests.

Oh wait, that's what happened last time.

The idea of using wirthling's head as a genie is not original, but I forget whose it was. Whoever you are, stand up and take credit.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

See, kramer_vs_kramer knows the proper way to make an entrance :-)

Agreed. That was the best debut I've seen yet...

He even used the UBB code properly on the first try.

I think I'm in love.

Oops. At least I got the UBB code right the first time I tried... still doesn't excuse my "New Here" post does it?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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Good entrance, horrible choice of avatars, however.

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Agreed. That was the best debut I've seen yet...

He even used the UBB code properly on the first try.

I think I'm in love.

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My GOD there are some good entries here. With over 60 posts already this thread may be dead come Sunday night. But, frankly, I don't give a shit. It's been some 30 contests since I've got to judge and I'm milking this one for all it's worth. I may just take it through Halloween.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I just don't think anyone's going to beat kramer_vs_kramer, and I'm too intimidated to try.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

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Agreed. That was the best debut I've seen yet...

He even used the UBB code properly on the first try.

I think I'm in love.

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You think you're in love? He's the first person whom I don't personally know to include me on his favourites. I've found my soulmate!

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Agreed. That was the best debut I've seen yet...

He even used the UBB code properly on the first try.

I think I'm in love.

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You think you're in love? He's the first person whom I don't personally know to include me on his favourites. I've found my soulmate!

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Actually, Andy, you somehow earned your way onto my list a week or two ago. Now hang on while I head over to Read My Damn Comics to flame you to a crisp.

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LOL. these are the best comics here.
*sniff* i'll never make anyones favorites...

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BTW kaufman: thumbs up, fellow mst3k fan. "Well I can see... HU??"

here's my second:

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Very impressive. Of course, that's if he really IS a newbie and not just a regular a new name.

Mwwuu ahhahahahahaha!

eh....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.