Actually the character's name was "Urgo."

And garlic is the most evil thing ever devised. Worse than asafoetida.

Asafoetida is known as an antidote for flatulence and is also prescribed for respiratory conditions like asthma, bronchitis and whooping cough. Its vile smell has led to many unusual medical claims, mostly stemming from the belief that it’s foetid odour would act as a deterrent to germs.

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What others say about boorite!

Flatulence is reported to be a treatment for chronic heterosexual behavior which can lead to all sorts of expensive complications, most of which require 4 years of college.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

What's the best word for a prostitute: Hooker or whore?

DISCUSS!

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Poop.

"Andy's mom" wins this one.

Next.

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AFROMANS MOVE

What kind of animal doesn't like olives or garlic?!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

What kind of animal doesn't like olives or garlic?!

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Vampires don't like garlic...uh oh, Ivy's a vampire! Get out the wooden stakes and the silver bullets!

P.S. I think we should fight about boorite...or over him.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

What's funny about that last statement is that I once met a girl with very pointy, sharp canines. She smelled quite heavily of frehsly eaten garlic.

I need a good fight. Or cheap sex. I always forget the difference beteween the two...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I offer the second!!!!

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I has a flavor!

Let's see...I avoid churches like the plague, I curse whatever force created garlic, I like my steak as rare as legally allowed (raw at home), when I go into the sun I have to wear at least 50 SPF or I'll burn almost instantly and even with the sunscreen I can't stay out more than half an hour without frying...up until a couple years ago, doctors couldn't find my pulse and even now my blood pressure is so low that my doctor prescribed salt. Though I don't like salt. So I ignore those orders.

Hrm...no wonder I was always teased about being a vampire...

P.S. Silver bullets don't work on me. Others have tried, only to be turned into a tasty snack.

Eric, you slut, you'll fuck anything that moves. I once saw you fuck a McDonald's Happy Meal just because it had a picture of The Little Mermaid on it. Wanton! Promiscuous! Naughty!

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What others say about boorite!

Where does the sun not shine?

DISCUSS!

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Poop.

Why Boorite stays completely away from farm implements, cocker spanials and farmers.....

(AP) An elderly Romanian man is recovering in hospital after mistakenly cutting off his own penis, which was then eaten by his dog.

Constantin Mocanu, a 67-year-old from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

But instead of cutting the chicken's throat, Mr Mocanu cut off his own penis.

He said: "I confused it with the chicken's neck. I cut it and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was bleeding heavily when brought in by an ambulance, was now out of danger.

That's gotta hurt.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

You're supposed to choke the chicken.

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What others say about boorite!

How!?! I had the window closed!

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I has a flavor!

Let that be a lesson to you. Never sever the heads of poultry while you are naked!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

That story sounds remarkably like the stroies you hear in A&E wards.

"So how did you get that foot long replica of David Beckham lodged in your arse?"

"Well you see, there was this chicken making a noise outside, so I grabbed my knife and ran outside and...oh wait, that's how I cut my own penis off. Yeah, well I was in the shower and I accidentally slipped and fell and..."

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

What goes better with human pancreas?

Margaritas or Semen Spritzers?

DISCUSS!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Semen goes just awfully with carbonated water. It makes the tails on the little swimmy things droop.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

Boorite has crabs?

DISCUSS!

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Poop.

Does he keep them in a water tank or fish bowl?

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