CC 300: If They Mated by friendy 10-12-05

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Disclaimer: Sorry if some of my comics are offensive to somebody. They are created in a light-hearted mood and aren’t intended to hurt anyone.

CC 300: a priest and a boy walk into a confessional... by Smarmulus 10-12-05

XXXOOOXXX XXXOOOXXX Meet Dexx, StripCreator artist extrodianire I wonder what would happen if I gave the preist Jesus' beard and a change of clothes? OK, you caught me. I was excommunicated. How could I know that old faggot in Rome was really serious about that celibacy stuff?

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

This one is an old school jam

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

CC 300: If They Mated by biped 10-12-05

MEE-YOW...me so HORNY! And that's how come I'm a bizarre freak! Very nice. Children, say "thank you, Freak Girl."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Groovy! CC: 300 - Burn, baby, BURN! by edoggydog 10-12-05

I'm telling you dude... I hear she's HOT! Just go over there and I promise you'll get laid! Groovy! [knock, knock] Come in... So... Was she hot? HOT?? That bitch was on FIRE!

Maybe I'll win by sheer volume

CC 300: If They Mated. by friendy 10-13-05

Welcome to [insert your favourite computer manufacturer here]!

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Disclaimer: Sorry if some of my comics are offensive to somebody. They are created in a light-hearted mood and aren’t intended to hurt anyone.

CC 300: THEY MATED? by Smarmulus 10-14-05

take one add one the product is I don't think the implications of this comic are very funny.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

can't leave the origin of Kaufman out, now can we?

CC 330: two + two = fucked by Smarmulus 10-14-05

Hello class. I'm Doctor Pedantic and I'll be your English 101 professor. Whoever scores the highest on the MENSA vocabulary examination will receive a trophy shaped like a domesticated feline. Would you care to see my MENSA PENDANT? *groan*

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

CC 300: birth of a notion by Smarmulus 10-14-05

Hello. Is this Mrs. Kaufman? Dr Pedantic, I'm so wet. Hurry over here and take me now. 40 years later... It's third down with ten yards to go. PUNT!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

CC 300: The TV told me to make this by niteowl 10-14-05

I am the end result of getting a lil' Captain in ya.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

CC 300: The Beauty Of Procreation by biped 10-14-05

Finished yet, Mr. Crosby? Almost...uhh...UHH... UNNNGGGGGHHHHH!!! Damn it, Melissa...hold still... Fuckin' turkey baster TICKLES! SNORT!!! Duh, I gots two mommies...*drool*

CC 300: Shhh...Santa's Here! by biped 10-14-05

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i'll be judging this in about 8 or 10 hours, so get any last minutes submissions, bribes, and blowjobs submitted

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what if nigger meant kite

*blows mandingo*

*looks around*

What? I'm not being a sycophant - I was planning on doing it anyway.

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CC 300: If they mated... by HCRoyall 10-17-05

What if "nigger" meant felching?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Judging time!

Lots of good entries. Honorable mentions to:

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[*]The_young_scot for CC 300: Have sheep, wool travel
[*]friendy for CC 300: If They Mated
[*]kaufman for CC 300: Rodeo Drive
[*]Smarmulus for CC 300: birth of a notion
[*]cpausti for If They Mated!
[*]DexX for CC300: Young black man -> Middle aged white woman
[*]RedfeatheR for Asians Are Asexual
[*]edoggydog for a couple of comics but in particular, Groovy! CC: 300- Goathead's Soup
[*]suicide_king for CC 300: Where Rudolph got his nose
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But the winner of this milestone comic contest is:

CC 300: boy... that christmas tree is sure lookin HOT! by TheBigJE 10-10-05

Wait a minute, that can't be right.

Congratulations, TheBigJE! You're the winner of CC 300. CC 301 is all yours.

And thanks to everyone that submitted. That does it for Comic Contest 300. See you at 400. :)

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what if nigger meant kite

I give you comedy gold (and copious amounts of sex) and I don't even get an honorable mention?! I am insulted, sir!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I thought "Pull My Finger" was my best, and the Michael Jackson one didn't rate a mention.

Oh well, diff'rent strokes and all that.

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Congrats BigJE. I have to admit I laffed hard when I saw yours (even though I'm still not sure why).

Great contest, Manfinger! It's started out a little slow, but some really funny stuff came out of it. Look forward to CC: 301