ASS

2. (n) After School Suspension or (v) ie; "to participate in an after school suspension, fucking sucks".

Why are you amazed? They were like that before. Generally funny, generally fun to be with, and generally flawed human beings. Sounds a lot like you and me, eh? I'm shocked that someone wouldn't confuse LadyJ with Mother Teresa! (Hint: Her Albanian accent is obviously not genuine.) And there are more asses on this site than Tobor can shake a multipronged stick at -- it's one of the things that attracts us to this business.

Oh, and as for the topic:

ass (adv.) In a zigzag pattern.

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example: I hauled ass.

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What others say about boorite!

WHAT? Those are actual human beings there on the Internet? Not some distant entities that exist only for my entertainment? Say it isn't so!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

1. I made a comment in another thread over a week ago, in which I was judgemental. I am not saying I was "wrong" or that I think differently now, but I admit now (as I admitted then) that I was judgemental. I admitted in that same thread that it was bad timing to say what I said to the person who posted the thread, and wished him well.

2. I ill-advisedly posted a tongue-in-cheek thread about someone whose rating of me irked me.

3. When I realized (too late) what a huge can of worms I'd opened on that, I attempted to defuse it by not responding to more inflammatory stuff and instead taking a minor stab at myself with the "sure have mellowed" comment. That too, apparently failed.

The battle still rages without any response from me. Nothing I say or do (or don't say or do) stops it.

I've given up. I concede. You win. OK? Can we just all go back to joking about manrape and racism?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

How about we double the fun and do both at once?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

It takes a real big person to be able to stand up and say something like that. Kudos.

WHAT? Those are actual human beings there on the Internet? Not some distant entities that exist only for my entertainment? Say it isn't so!

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This all part of the entertainment. We're making up emotions and feelings because you seemed to be in the mood for drama.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Kaufman feels no emotions. He's the spock of stripcreator.

WHAT? Those are actual human beings there on the Internet? Not some distant entities that exist only for my entertainment? Say it isn't so!

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This all part of the entertainment. We're making up emotions and feelings because you seemed to be in the mood for drama.

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Show us your tits!

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Dad was flammable

DexX has taken to flaming me by PM for my comments posted here, so i'm guessing this thread will now go the way of the dinosaurs

unless crabby or kaufman show us their tits

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what if nigger meant kite

Be gentle with DexX, none of us want him running away again.

DexX has taken to flaming me by PM for my comments posted here, so i'm guessing this thread will now go the way of the dinosaurs

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Yeah, I probably wouldn't try and take you on publicly either.

Unless I was in the right, which I always am.

Okay, let's fight, you damn dingo!

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Dad was flammable

I typed "crabby tits" into Google image search and found nothing. When I typed "kaufman tits" I got this:

I'm a lil shy.

I searched for "fuzzy tits" and got this.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Yes, I have three tits, and they look like that. Amyone have a problem with that?

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Come to think of it, that's probably why I always lacked dates.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I took it to PM to save everyone else the unpleasantness of reading it. All over now.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Ass: General-Purpose Indefinite Article, Noun, Adverbial Phrase, Verb and Exclamatory Punctuation:

"I assed the ass ass ass, then ass ass, 'ASSass', but ass assing ass asses ass."

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

What is there even left to argue? DexX thinks ladyj can do no wrong and everyone else thinks she's a bitch. Apparently at this stage, no one's going to change anyone else's mind.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

and because it's better to look like a flaming judgmental drama queen in private

no, it's not everyone else, it's just me. seriously, i'm a horrible horrible person for the opinions i expressed here. spiteful and vindinctive and deliberately hurtful, some might say. i've obviously been the most aggressive and spiteful party in this whole exchange. i mean it's obvious to all that LadyJ had a go at Flate for what she believed to be a perfectly valid reason while all i did was personally attack her.

honestly, it's not everyone holding a like-minded opinion, it's just me, standing alone. i'm obviously a nasty person and you should take the appropriate action of refusing to talk to me and blocking me from AIM

with 3 tits, you should have 50% more dates

ran a search for "ivy the tits" and got this, but we've all seen the photographic evidence to prove it's not true:

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what if nigger meant kite

Why is it when I search for "ivy tits" lots of tits show up, but none of mine?

Keep scolling. You'll eventually arrive at the link to my website.

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