P to the infinite degree... P.S.

I keep bringing up Countess because I KNOW HER... VERY WELL!

Sheesh... niteowl... you're just too easy to impress.

Oh - I didn't even care to know if there was a popularity contest going on around here... I only discovered your rating system was so flawed when crabby told me, right here, during the course of this thread...

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luminous!

It is a popularity contest.

Now I know!

Oh... for your enjoyment, all...

[Click to view comic: 'kaenash dianetiks']

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luminous!

I rated it bad because this whole thing is a popularity contest and I don't like you.

I feel honored by that! :)

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luminous!

You and I are two peas in a pod my friend.

Yay... I guess!

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luminous!

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By "Not Original" you mean making a comic lampooning your own words, and summing you up with a fart joke?

You mean someone beat me to that observation?

darnit.

Nah...

fart jokes are as ancient as your asinine grandpa, Kaenash... THAT's what I meant!

Ask for clarity and ye shall receive!

:)

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P to the infinite degree... P.S.

I keep bringing up Countess because I KNOW HER... VERY WELL!

Sheesh... niteowl... you're just too easy to impress.

Oh - I didn't even care to know if there was a popularity contest going on around here... I only discovered your rating system was so flawed when crabby told me, right here, during the course of this thread...

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Sometimes I think the world would be better with more intellectuals in it. I wonder why I'm stuck in a town full of mole people, and why there are only 3 humanoids with a brain that read and write. Then I remember the people like you, who lord their superior mental prowess over everyone like a god damn flag. Yes, you are intelligent. Your comic/stories tell me that. But are you smart? Obviously, no. Because a smart person would have realized this is pointless now, bitten the bullet, and just hung around not being a cunt until people respected you again. Keanash, for example, is rapidly earning my respect.

Okay, you have Countess. You know her well, because the both of you copulate. Well done. Except that having a woman doesn't actually mean anything if you use her as weapon/shield. Nobodies impressed by your relationship, especially since you're being such a fat dick.

When Countess first appeared, she was nice. She accepted even the bad comments and made nice, freindly posts. I remember thinking, "Hey, this person is a good person." If I had the ability to rate her, I would have done so, because she's a good person. Conversely, I would have rated you bad, because I hate you now.

Sure, the rating system is fundamentally flawed. However, most of the time it isn't being used to deliberately slander people unless warranted. Stop being a little bitch and deal with the fact you pissed some people off.

And as for that "Kid...."

I'm 17. Technically, I'm not a person yet. By societal standards, I am an irresponsible braindead fool with no motivation. However, I can tell when someone needs to be put in their place. So shut the fuck up.

....Kid.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Sorry - no can do.

I was at my most sarcastic in my very first post.

Right now, I am actually being nice.

:)

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luminous!

However...

Don't push me! Let it GO. Now. Please?

I pissed people off by being pissed off?

That is a funny one...

Maybe worthy of a stripcreation all of its own!

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However...

Don't push me! Let it GO. Now. Please?

I pissed people off by being pissed off?

That is a funny one...

Maybe worthy of a stripcreation all of its own!

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Now I can't let it go? That's weird.

What happens if I push you? You beat me up in the quad? Give me a wedgie? Steal my Silver Version and break it in half?

Yes, you pissed people off by being pissed off. Not funny, just the truth.

And as for my quotes being in a strip.... knock yourself out. Knowing the brand, it has a 50/50 shot at hilarity.

Awright, I'll let you go, boy. But those switchmarks'll teach ya a thinger too, won't they? Her her herr.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Gee... you can't think of anything else but violence as a menace, eh?

Indeed, some of you are providing material for cartoon strips quite well - why be educational and refined when one can be slanderous? In the latter case, hilarity is simply NOT required either...

But it is not my style...
I tell the truth - I don't libel.

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luminous!

This baby Killer Whale will now eat a porpoise. The porpoise colony is saddened by the loss, but the Killer Whale must eat to survive.

Exactly.

Hence the no star rating.

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But it is not my style...
I tell the truth - I don't libel.

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And I don't mince my words with unnecessary paramounts of hyperintelligent diction.

You need to take a valium. Lighten up! It's COMICS!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I DON'T do slanderous crap...

Thus that CANNOT justify a no-star rating!

Anyway... be consistent with the rest of the pack - the star-rating is for popularity or hilarity?!?

Make up your damn minds about THAT!
Sheesh!

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luminous!

Popularity with a slight hilarity base. I just wanted to burn you, because I don't like you.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I make no secret that I don't mind parody of another person or user. I did a fart joke about you, because you seem to think that is all anyone else here is capable of, so it seems ironically fitting that you would be encapsulated in one.

As well, that in all your meglo-maniacal "I am so great, arthouse' glory, that this would be the only comic anyone ever bothered to create about you.

What I can't stand though is a hypocrite.

You say you do not slander? You created a comic about me right after. You called all of us all kinds of names on here so far.

Thats just stupid. You aren't worth mocking any more.

No.

I did not slander.

I said the truth - you did not display any originality to me yet.

Not one iota of hypocrisy in he who speaks the truth!

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luminous!

What exactly am I supposedly so impressed by?

Don't be a menace to stripcreator. Word.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

What exactly am I supposedly so impressed by?

YOU SAID THIS:
"Kaenash, I'm beginning to like you more and more. Not enough to give you head, but still..."

And really... that was way too much!

Don't be a menace to stripcreator. Word.

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Amen...?!?

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luminous!

Hmm... "Lighten up Francis"...?
But the name is luminous luciano already... any more light in here and I will be a sulking nova!

*LOL*

Here is a fine example...
my latest too...
Too much to read?
No way...
Seems JUST RIGHT to me...

[Click to view comic: 'On This Boring-To-The-Nth-Degree Day - In History...']

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luminous!

*Sigh*
What did you get in exchange for common sense? A novel by Ayn Rand?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

That's not true. We're capable of making dick jokes too.

Amen...?!?

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You're not supposed to say "Amen", you're supposed to say "Word". So much for you getting your ghetto pass, you silly cracka.

It's from the movie "Stripes". I'm gonna go way, way out on a limb and assume you've never seen it, as it is much too low-brow for your obviously superior intellectual mind.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Bill Murray and I were cloned from the same batch.

Proved you wrong once again.

:)

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