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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
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RCL no. 2201 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-11-10

Gumby, the original "one-note character"...

Pokey broke his leg and the vet had to shoot him...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pokey got arrested for animal prostitution...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pokey blew his college fund playing no-limit hold'em at The Bike...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

6-11-10 7:45pm (new)

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RCL no. 2254 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-12-10

R-R-RR-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R

...AAAAAAAAAA...

Oh, my!

R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R

...AAAAAAAAAA...

I don't think Pokey should have used that hot-air drier on his face...

R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R

...AAAAAAAAAA...

It melted all the clay off his skull like what happened to those Nazis' in the climatic scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark!

7-12-10 3:15pm (new)

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RCL no. 2261 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-14-10

...AAAAAAAAAAAA...

Relax, Gumby... I'm not here to give Pokey last rites.

...AAAAAAAAAAAA...

Did you here what I said, Gumby? Gumby? GUMBY! SHUT UP AND LISTEN, GODDAMMIT!!

[ loud crack of thunder ]

...AAAAAAAAAAAA...

Sorry, dad.

7-14-10 2:54pm (new)

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RCL no. 2301 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-04-10

Wanting to avoid the risk of Pokey having yet another cataclysmic event...

This is for your on good, Pokey!

...Gumby decided to hold Pokey in the hallway closet for the entire day.

Do you hear me, Pokey?

Unfortunately, Gumby never checked the closet as Pokey had already left the house early in the morning and was subsequently flattened in a freak steamroller accident!

Pokey?

8-04-10 10:28am (new)

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Groovy! - pheryx symbol by edoggydog
10-07-10

...big governement, higher taxes, less freedom, out-of-control spending, high unemployment, welfare, mediocre healthcare, regulated speech, trillions in debt, economic collapse..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOW what is Gumby screaming about?

Maybe, Pokey fell down the well again?

He's been listening to that idiot phallus touting all the "wonderful" benefits of Progressivism...

10-07-10 8:15pm (new)

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Groovy! - My Response to 100Faces Response by edoggydog
10-13-10

I'm back and my mission was a success!

Groovy!

Hopefully, I didn't do anything to disturb the time-space continuum...

Why? What's the worst that could happen?

Did you hear? 100Faces has been declared the winner for the next hundred comic contests!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

10-13-10 11:01am (new)

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Groovy! - Introduces the "Gumby Shriek-take" by edoggydog
10-14-10

...and after they rescued the last miner, they all went to a local cantina and got drunk.

Groovy!

Unfortunately, all 33 miners got arrested for DUI and are going to spend the next 69 days in prison. Talk about irony!

Speaking of 69, I wonder what was the result of Gumby's HIV test...

Positive.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

10-14-10 11:37am (new)

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Groovy! - Another Gumby Shriek-take by edoggydog
10-14-10

...and, ironically, all thirty-three miners were arrested for DUI and will spend the next 69 days in prison.

Groovy!

In other news, foreclosures topped 100,000 for the first time ever in September.

Speaking of foreclosures, I wonder if Gumby's loan modification went through...

Denied.

AAAAAAAAAAA!!

10-14-10 2:05pm (new)

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Groovy! - Yet Another Gumby Shriek-take by edoggydog
10-14-10

...and that's why I opted to not go with the gilding on this cage.

Groovy!

Question: why is it called salmonella poisoning when it comes from chickens, not salmon. I mean, shouldn't it be called "chickenella" poisoning instead?

Speaking of poison, I wonder how Gumby's urgent meeting with his psycho ex-girl-friend went last night...

I'm pregnant.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

10-14-10 4:48pm (new)

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Groovy! - Still Another Gumby Shriek-take by edoggydog
10-16-10

Sure, I'll tell you why this country's all fucked up...

Groovy!

Because, all those fucking illegal aliens over there are taking farm jobs away from Americans who don't want to do them in the first place!

Speaking of illegal, I wonder if Gumby's attorney was able to appeal his six month sentence for not paying that way over due parking ticket...

Nope.

AAAAAAAAAAAA!!

10-16-10 11:20am (new)

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Groovy! - Still Yet Another Gumby Shriek-take by edoggydog
10-18-10

I checked out the engine and drivetrain on your '83 LTD, and they seem to be in good condition...

Groovy!

Just remember to keep up on the maintenance and your car should continue to run like a thoroughbred.

Speaking of thoroughbreds, I wonder if Gumby ever discovered who the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse will be.

Today, Bill Clinton, Jerry Brown, Gavin Newsom, and Mayor Antonio Villaragosa campaigned together at a Democratic rally in Los Angeles...

AAAAAAAAAAA!!!

10-18-10 6:18pm (new)

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Groovy! - Even Yet Another Gumby Shriek-take by edoggydog
10-20-10

The syrup from these Canadian maple trees is the best in the world...

Groovy!

Here's a little known fact: if the maple tree is really sappy, you can literally shake the syrup out of it!

Speaking of sappy... I wonder how that Happy Days reunion show project into which Gumby sank his life savings is going.

Tom Bosley just died. They canceled the project.

AAAAAAAAAAA!!!

10-20-10 2:59pm (new)

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Groovy! - Pokee by edoggydog
1-08-11

Wanna here the latest on Gumby?

Groovy!

He took his pal, Pokey, to vacation in Aruba, and Pokey got ass-raped by a palm tree! How is that even possible?

You'd be surprised...

Oh, SHIT! Um, I think you'd better take your horse to the emergency room. He's starting to bleed all over the beach!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

1-08-11 11:04am (new)

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RCL no. 2528 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-26-11

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I told Pokey that he shouldn't play in the bull ring, that the bull would be attracted to his red exterior and charge him...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

But, did he listen to me? Noooooooo!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

That angry bull gored him so may times with his horns that he looks like a big hunk of crimson-colored swiss cheese!

4-26-11 8:45pm (new)

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RCL no. 2666 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-01-11

AAAAAAAAAAA!!

AAAAAAYYYY!!

AAAAAAAAAAA!!

AAAAAAYYYY!!

(For some stupid reason, this went on for hours until they both blew out their voice boxes...)

AAAAAAAAAAA!!

AAAAAAYYYY!!

12-01-11 10:06am (new)

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RCL no. 2743 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-06-12

Why is Gumby shrieking this time?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Did Pokey get flattened by a steamroller? Did Pokey get his ass kicked by a gang of Amish teens? Did Gumby catch Pokey in the shower with Goo again? No, none of these.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Wong Wei here just informed Gumby he is going to be the father of her child!

Congraturations!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

1-06-12 4:12pm (new)

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RCL no. 2879 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-17-12

"Which one of you two gutted my cat and smeared it's blood all over the walls and floors?"

"I said... Which one of you two gutted my cat and smeared it's blood all over the walls and floors?"

"WE WILL STAY IN THIS ROOM ALL WEEKEND UNTIL I FIND OUT WHO GUTTED MY CAT AND SMEARED IT'S BLOOD ALL OVER THE WALLS AND FLOORS!!"

Can't you see me pointing at Gary, Mr. Sprinkles?

You're a dead man, Gumby!

3-17-12 12:50pm (new)

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Groovy! - Return of the Gumby "Shriek-Take" by edoggydog
3-21-12

...and that's when I got so excited, I shot my "hydraulic fluid" all over her face and neck!

Groovy!

But, then she dumped me saying she doesn't see a future with me!

Speaking of seeing the future, I wonder if that clairvoyant told Gumby who's going to win the upcoming election...

Obama.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

3-21-12 11:04am (new)

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Groovy! - Gumby Shriek-take to the rescue! by edoggydog
3-26-12

I used to speak in normal letters, but now I speak in small letters...

Groovy!

This way when I tell one of my boring stories to you, I can get more words in before you get upset and me and walk away. Or, tell me to go fuck myself. Or, light yourself on fire. Or...

Wait here while I get someone to represent my reaction to your long-winded explanation.

...faint on the floor. Or, take off your beret and stuff it down my throat, Or, have Obama order in an airstrike from an unmanned drone. Or, have the A-Team run me over with Mt. T's van...

AAAAAAAAAAA!!!

3-26-12 10:34am (new)

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RCL no. 2912 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-31-12

AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Try to relax, Gumby!

AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

You must use your mind to block out the pain coming from the soles of your feet.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

In retrospect, it was a bad idea to bring Gumby to one of these Tony Robbins fire-walking events...

3-31-12 1:50pm (new)

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RCL no. 2913 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-01-12

Why is Gumby screaming now?

AAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Because, the office manager just informed Gumby that their company lottery pool just won a portion of the $659 million Mega Jackpot...

AAAAAAAAAAAA!!

...and Gumby didn't have the five dollars he needed to be a part of the company lottery pool. So, he gets NADA!

AAAAAAAAAAAA!!

4-01-12 1:32pm (new)

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Groovy! - The Gumby Shaq Shriek-take by edoggydog
4-06-12

...and that's why I opted for the two pound, three-layered cheese and been burrito, slathered in hot sauce. Thankfully, I was sitting on the toilet when I ate it!

Groovy!

Speaking of toilets, I hear Shaq tried to "glory hole" Gumby in one of the Staples Center restrooms last night...

No shit?

"No shit!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

4-06-12 10:17am (new)

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Groovy! - A Space Oddity by edoggydog
4-09-12

BOO!!

AAAAAAAAA!!!

My pratical-joking Uncle has invented a space portal which he uses to startle aliens on other planets with a hand puppet...

Groovy!

4-09-12 4:37pm (new)

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RCL no. 2976 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-18-12

Q: Why is Gumby screaming this time? A: He had a geneologist run his family tree and he just found out he's a distant relative of Nancy Pelosi's surgical face clay.

Q: Why can't we hear him screaming? A: This hallway was built with state-of-the-art, space-age accoustical neutral-sound dampeners.

Q: No shit? A: No shit.

5-18-12 1:44pm (new)

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Groovy! - prego4jew Reboot by edoggydog
7-26-12

Great news!

Groovy!

ragu4u's going to live!

Fantastic! I'll go spread the news...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Relax, Gumby. He's going to LIVE!

7-26-12 9:12am (new)

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