Maybe it's his pennance for this masterpiece.

Needs more snakes.

He let me put my trouser-snake in his big black ass. I only had to give him 5 bucks and a good burger.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

You really went there.

I didn't go there alone. You were on the other end of our Keenan shiskabob, remember? It was team effort. We were like Double Dragon.. if they fucked fat black men in the ass instead of beating up punks.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Special sauce, anyone?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

If you kicked a mongloid in the head, I kicked a mongloid in the head.

Google search "tentacle rape"

Terrorists put them there.

they should have double majored

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what if nigger meant kite

[IMG]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c12/ivytheplant/snake_girl_promo_13_x_19.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c12/ivytheplant/snake.jpg[/IMG]

But I think you're really looking for this:
http://beast-tgp.com/thumb/tn26f661110da7.jpg

This is a new item from Kingdom of Loathing:

"bag of airline peanuts

This is a little foil packet labelled "Peanuts". It doesn't feel like peanuts inside it, but there's a warning on the back that says "Warning: contains peanuts", so it must be true.

Type: combat / usable item
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Gift Item"

When you use the item, you get the following message:

"You tear open the little foil bag, and several live snakes spring out, biting you in the face! Ahhh! Where's Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?
You lose 6 hit points.

You acquire an effect: Poisoned
(duration: 5 Adventures)"

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ROFLATFTKISAF

[Click to view comic: 'Boa Meets Girl']

Miss me?

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That comic made me suffer from a bad case of internal vomiting.

Bravo!

This thread is in sore need of revival.

I know just the thing.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I had a nightmare about that when I was seven.

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what if nigger meant kite

What if Snakes meant Dildos and Flight meant Position?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

What if Snakes meant Dildos and Flight meant Position?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Then the movie would be called "Dildo's on a plane" which isn't very funny at all. I sneak dildo's onto planes all the time.

What if "snakes" meant "sweaty balls" and "a plane" meant "Samuel L. Jackson's chin?"

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What others say about boorite!

Wasn't that called Freedomland?

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Poop.

They need snakes in every movie...
I mean if Superman was fighting a giant snake I bet he wouldnt be second in the box office..

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http://mauston.deviantart.com/gallery/ Show me sum respect,nigga.