A Low Thud by Spankling 10-18-01

It must be something in the way she moves with such amazing grace. Oh no.. not the expanding man again. Say, west hollywood girl, Wanna play with the jack of speed? Don't pull that Cousin Dupree act on me! I'm gonna go almost gothic on yer ass! But... I was born to be with you. Sorry about the burnt lips and the flattened brain. But you made me grim to the brim. You aint touchin this little beaver.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Yeah, that initially led me to believe ElTigre was Kaufman himself. But I'm sure the good doctor wouldn't stoop to making up silly alternate identities.

Yeah, that initially led me to believe ElTigre was Kaufman himself. But I'm sure the good doctor wouldn't stoop to making up silly alternate identities.

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Actually, I've thought about setting up an alias where I could post some strips that didn't pass my usual standards of execralence (though they wouldn't be total piles of arse either, I trust) and/or I could enter contests incognito. But I chickened out of it, so you never saw the CC 70 entry where the unnamed crewman is assigned, kicking and screaming, to the away team to go down to the planet of giant breasts, only to reveal in Panel 3 that he's lactose intolerant. (I just didn't want to lower my official self to such gratuitous boob humor.)

Which of course isn't to say that I won't ever create another login for myself one of these days. But no, ElTigre is not yours truly, and if it was, it wouldn't be my style to build it as a shrine to myself.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

my bad. I meant that CC73 would end tonight at midnight. So continue putting in entries until that time.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

There is no reason for them to put in new entries. I have defeated all competition. When the winner is announced I shall come forward to claim my prize.

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Menthol?

Incidentally everyone, I just wrote a hilarious new strip about some cowboys discussing rotor turbines. It's laff-mungous!

I'm getting really tired of people ripping off my ideas around here.

Cowboy physics (A TRIBUTE) by ElTigreMask2K 10-18-01

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

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Menthol?

Hmmmm ElTigreMask2K = kramer_vs_kramer? Another suspect!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

ElTigreMask2K = SOmeone who posted on the Wrestling thread earlier this week.

Else he wouldnt know who the fuck Tiger Mask 2000 was.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

One more before the deadline. Do I get points for quantity? :-)

CC73: Elvis Has Left The Building by fuzzyman 10-18-01

Hey there, little sister! Are you lonesome tonight? We could go to the Heartbreak Hotel! I'll give you a big hunk o' love! You know, big sister, I've always adored your pretty spanish eyes... But aren't you the girl of my best friend? She left my crying in the chapel. Besides, she's not you. I beg of you... Let me be your teddy bear. Please... don't be cruel. I'm all shook up about this. My, you're a hard headed woman. Will you love me tender? Any way you want me, sis! I'm playing for keeps! Let's go to Vegas and get hitched! It's now or never.... Viva Las Vegas!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

all righty... since i clearly can't win the song-reference quantity award, i've taken another stab:

C.C. LXXIII: In the beginning by habnem 10-18-01

One fine day, when Gabe walked home... I'm in the mood for love... ........................................................................................................................................................................................................ ...StripCreator history was made. Like a virgin, hey!

interestingly, this is my first ever stretched-frame comic.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Make it your last and you can retain your standing and dignity ;)

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

I see now the intended irony of your inital post. You are dicking around by telling everyone to stop dicking around.

Alas, sophisticated humor like that (and kaufman's) is lost on me.

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Of course it is, you pink donkey wrangler.
Now stop dicking around.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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ElTigreMask2K = SOmeone who posted on the Wrestling thread earlier this week.

Else he wouldnt know who the fuck Tiger Mask 2000 was.

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ElTigreMask2K must be Nostradamus, then, since he made his debut in early August.

I pretty much pulled the rules for this competition out of my ass and at the last minute. I had no idea if it would even work (or more importantly be funny). Here is my contribution to this mess.

CC73: Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy by israphael 10-18-01

Sugar, I got it bad. I don't know if you're using 'That Old Black Magic', but 'I Only Have Eyes For You'. 'I'm A Fool To Want You', but 'You Made Me Love You'. Yeah, that's not suprising. 'I Know What Boys Like'. But I'm here to tell you it's the 'End Of The Road'. This relationship is not meant to be. We're two 'Different People'. Babe, 'Don't Be That Way'. 'Do You Really Want To Hurt Me'? 'If You Leave Me Now' it's going to feel like I'm 'Walking On Broken Glass'. I don't want to be "All By Myself'. Stop 'Before The Next Teardrop Falls'. Be a man, 'Everybody Hurts'. 'Give Me One Reason' why I shouldn't walk away right now. C'mon 'Justify My Love'. Honey, 'I Want You'. 'You're My First, The Last, My Everything'. I'll give you 'All My Lovin'' and I'll 'Prove It All Night'. Just say you'll 'Be My Baby'. Fine! Fine! We'll give it a try. I know it's a 'Brilliant Mistake'. But don't say I didn't warn you. By the way, did you ever see that movie 'The Crying Game'?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

That being said, it is now time to declare the winner.

Left to my own devices, my first impulse is to declare myself winner, thereby extending my despotic rule. However, my war with Old Dime Box is not going well and I need to devote more time toward my efforts in world domination.

So the finalist are:
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[1]ObiJo: Cyrano de Berge-yak - OK I'll forgive the fact that only one title was used and the awful pun, since I really loved the setup and punchline
[2]Wirthling: Never Can Say Goodbye - Someone finally found a use for disco
[3]Kaufman: I'd Like To Teach The World to String - I did not know that about the armed kangaroos
[4]Fuzzyman: A Very Special Moment With Hall And Oates - Fuzzyman wrote some good strips this round. However, I'm not sure he should feel proud. But he should definitely feel dirty.
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Dishonorable Mention: Only two things produce disgrace at Stripcreator, blatantly stealing someone's work and bad puns. So dishonor, shame, and all sorts of nasty, evil stuff go to:
Kaufman: Allow Me To Apologize Now - Dude, how long have been working on that one?

Well the winner is:

CC73 - Never Can Say Goodbye by wirthling 10-16-01

Don't leave me this way! There ain't no mountain high enough to keep us apart! This just isn't going to work out, Jon. Face it--you're gay! Hey, just because I like the night life and like to hang out at the YMCA doesn't mean that I'm gay! OK, here's a test--what do the following 3 words mean to you: "I will survive" o|` I will survive / as long as i know how to love / I know I will stay alive / I've got all my life to live / I've got all my love to give / and I'll survive... o|` Thought so...

OK, making fun of Jon and having him dance tipped the scales. Congratulations Wirthling.

Thanks for all who participated in the competition.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

"So close... and yet so far away."

:-)

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Thanks, israphael. I'll post some rules shortly that'll make you regret that choice.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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Dishonorable Mention: Only two things produce disgrace at Stripcreator, blatantly stealing someone's work and bad puns. So dishonor, shame, and all sorts of nasty, evil stuff go to:
Kaufman: Allow Me To Apologize Now - Dude, how long have been working on that one?

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I can't believe you didn't think that was the single-most cleverly revealed song title in the history of bad puns!!

Kaufman, you are still and always my god.

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This is not my empire.

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I can't believe you didn't think that was the single-most cleverly revealed song title in the history of bad puns!!

Kaufman, you are still and always my god.

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See?

All I'm sayin'.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Don't be messing with July Andrews!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

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CC73: The Night The Lights Went Out In Funkytown, Georgia by fuzzyman 10-16-01

One night at the Funkytown rest stop... Welcome to Funkytown. I'll be your father figure. Walk this way. Mama told me not to come, but I have this constant craving. I guess this is the end of the innocence. Turn out the light. This is the stuff that dreams are made of! That's the way I like it. I am so into you. I'll be your back door man. I can't go for that. Oooh, baby, baby. Feels like the first time. I wanna be sedated... The Morning After... You give love a bad name. Time for me to fly...

I feel proud, yet somehow dirty.

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I like this one.

Wow, I have a fan.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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I feel proud, yet somehow dirty.

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I like this one.

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I hate it :P

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.