And aslo I did hear about a kid copied a movie by Busting the door In his class room and shooting People

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If stupididy got us In this mess why can't it get us Out of it?

Actually, I do that and have had it done to me by other people.

But when it comes to books I think the practice of trying to get someone else to read it is somewhat more palatable.

Although with books, it's more like "I think you might like it" than "You HAVE to see it".

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

As opposed to the worst top ten movies you've never seen?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Wtf?

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If stupididy got us In this mess why can't it get us Out of it?

That's exactly what I was thinking. Now get back in the kitchen and bake me a chocolate cake, Miss Fucking Cleo.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

That's exactly what I was thinking. Now get back in the kitchen and bake me a chocolate cake, Miss Fucking Cleo.

I'm a boy and my Name is Mike not Miss. Cleo and I do not know how to bake

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Mike Hunt?

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No Mike Lander

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If stupididy got us In this mess why can't it get us Out of it?

I want a divorce.

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And another thing: Why don't people do this with books? Why do people never insist I have to read Animal Farm or A Clockwork Orange? Why is it always the movies I simply must see?

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Did in 4th grade.

1-50. Any James Bond Movie Except Diamonds Are Forever
51-100,000,000. All Those Other Action Movies

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It's grime time.

Reign of Fire
Dragons eating people and destroying the world. The best premise ever is turned into a peice of steaming shit by terrible acting and an even worse script.
Passion of the Christ
Okay, I'm sorry I killed Jesus. Let's move on.
American Wedding
A guy eats dog shit and I almost barf. Why I payed ten dollars for that I'll never know.
American Pie: Band Camp
It came out on DVD. I should have known better. Stupid, stupid, me.
Godzilla (the remake)
How DARE you defile my lord? Missiles cannot defeat the mighty Godzilla! FOOLS ALL!
The Ring 2
The scary parts made me laugh out loud. THE SCARY PARTS MADE ME LAUGH. Maybe I should start calling them the funny parts.
Fantastic 4
Take the concept behind three and a half men, make the kid a giant orange rock thingy, and throw in super powers. Then slap it onto everything you can think of as a maketing ploy. Then screw up the story. Then don't make it entertaining.

I can't think of any more. I have a horrible memory of films.

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Dragons eating people and destroying the world. The best premise ever is turned into a peice of steaming shit by terrible acting and an even worse script.

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Henceforth, thou shalt be known as "Mike Hunt".
And thus, when any man says thine name aloud, thou shalt be laughed upon.
Rise, Mike Hunt.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Ha! Did you rent/view this movie of your own volition or was it an assignment for Shakespeare class like when I "watched" it. The only thing I remember about the movie is the pissing boy.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

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American Wedding
A guy eats dog shit and I almost barf. Why I payed ten dollars for that I'll never know.

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Ha! Did you rent/view this movie of your own volition or was it an assignment for Shakespeare class like when I "watched" it. The only thing I remember about the movie is the pissing boy.

I saw it on my own. It had great reviews on the cover, and I usually enjoy movies of Shakepeare's plays. I had no idea any director would do something so stupid as to have one actor read all the lines. I don't normally expect such stupidity from other people. I guess some people like to fragrantly break the rules and call it art. But it's just vane self-indulgence from wannabees who are more interested in being seen as artists than in producing true art. Anyway, I think I watched the whole thing, but at least I got it from the library and didn't have to pay to see it.

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Dragons eating people and destroying the world. The best premise ever is turned into a peice of steaming shit by terrible acting and an even worse script.

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But dragons still ate people and destroyed the world. Plus the mom in the beginning was the Borg Queen.

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I watched a bootleg of Clerks 2 yesterday and it was pretty funny.

Dragons ate people and destroyed the world.

Dragons ate people and destroyed the world.

Point taken.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I can't name ten, but I can name two:

Message in a Bottle

Lifeforce

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

People who violate copyright are genocidal terrorists who should be tortured to death in public.

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There is only one movie I've ever physically gotten up and walked out of. That Rupert Everett adaptation of An Ideal Husband. I couldn't stand watching them rape Oscar Wilde's corpse in the ass for longer than 20 minutes.

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I has a flavor!