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RCL no. 2506 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-04-11

Bill tries his hand as assistant parts manager...

Let the paramedics finish up, then swoop in and grab as many usuable car parts as you can before the wreckers come to tow away the cars to the junkyard...

Ewwww... Looks like the passenger in the Escort lost his left arm!

You might want to wipe off the blood before you try salvaging the CD player and GPS system...

4-04-11 9:59pm (new)

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RCL no. 2603 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-24-11

After the closing of his dealership, Bill tries his hand at commercial property management...

This unit here is 950 square feet. We can build to suit any of your commercial needs...

Any questions?

What's the zoning laws on gay beast-iality porn in this part of the city?

9-24-11 7:00pm (new)

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RCL no. 2651 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-15-11

Having no means of employment, Bill decides to sell coupon books door-to-door, but somehow gets side tracked...

Imagine it being this BIG...

What being that big?

Haven't you seen a penis before?

You mean, besides father's?

Uh... Are you talking about your daddy or your priest?

11-15-11 9:23pm (new)

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RCL no. 2723 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-27-11

On his day off, Bill spends the day at the beach with his sister and niece...

Some people say I have an odd way of holding my hand out when I want to shake hands, like I'm holding a penis.

Ummm... You said penis, Uncle Bill!

Well... I, um, didn't mean to say "penis", Sally .... I really meant to say-

Ummmm... You said penis again! I'm telling mom.

(Bill spent three months in lockup, getting brutally raped in the showers, before his sister dropped the child molestation charges against him.)

Please, don't tell your mom I said peni-

MOM!!!

12-27-11 5:39pm (new)

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RCL no. 2791 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-02-12

With car sales worsening as the recession drags on, Bill takes a part time job at Starbucks to try and make ends meet...

Is there anything else I can get for you today?

No, these bags of coffee will do.

That'll be $347.

Oh... I don't have that much cash on me. Let me take these out to my car, and I'll go home and get the money...

(Bill was fired after only one four-hour shift.)

That's against store policy, but I'll let it slide this time if you promise to come right back.

Sure. I, uh, promise.

2-02-12 5:02pm (new)

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RCL no. 3014 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-11-12

Every day when Bill comes home from the car lot, he asks himself the same question:

Should I or shouldn't I?

Should I or shouldn't I?

Is that you, dear?

(I think we can see why...)

Uh, yes, honey.

GET YOUR USESLESS ASS IN HERE AND EMPTY THE FUCKING TRASH!!!

6-11-12 6:11pm (new)

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Groovy! - Furthering Adventures of Armless Anders by edoggydog
7-19-12

Check it out... Bill's playing a visual practical joke on Armless Anders.

Groovy!

Now, bob your head back and forth...

OKAY!

7-19-12 1:40pm (new)

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RCL no. 3121 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-29-12

Welcome to the dealership. My name is Bill...

How may I assist you?

(Ever since Butch contracted a mean case of the flesh-eating bacteria from shaking someone's hand, which ate away most of his face, he's been extremely hesistant to to shake anyone else's hand.)

Helloooooooooooooooooo??

8-29-12 10:14am (new)

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RCL no. 3126 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-31-12

Toyota is offering a 5 year/50,000 mile warranty on their vehicles... Can you match that?

BUY AMERICAN!!

Okay... But, does the quality of your cars at least equal the Japanese?

BUY AMERICAN!!

Is that all you do is shout, "Buy American"? I feel like I'm in a biped comic...

BUY AMERICAN!!

8-31-12 3:13pm (new)

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RCL no. 3340 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-13-13

...and if you looking for something a little more sporty, Fusion is a nice handling car.

But, for all-out power, you can't beat the Mustang!

(It was at this point, Bill grabbed Frenchie by his goatee and dragged him out of the dealership.)

I think American cars suck ass!

What'd you say, froggot?

2-13-13 9:15pm (new)

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RCL no. 3371 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-24-13

What's that supposed to be?

"Air cock".

As in a rooster?

No. As in a big dick!

You mean, Bill Maher?

No... But, that works, too.

3-24-13 10:14am (new)

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RCL no. 3372 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-24-13

At the dealership, Bill messes with the restroom attendant...

Dude... Check this out.

No.

C'mon! Look at it!

I'm not going to fall for that "air cock" prank again, Bill...

Dammit!

3-24-13 10:15am (new)

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RCL no. 3457 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-29-13

So, Bill... What's it like working for Starbucks at your age?

Are you calling me old, ass-faggot?

I wasn't trying to call-

Wasn't trying to call what?

You old.

Are you calling me old, ass-faggot?

6-29-13 11:52am (new)

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Groovy! - Stroke Me, Stroke Me by edoggydog
8-25-13

Before I was in the car business, I spent a brief time in the porn business...

Doing what?

Am I even doing this right?

I was an assistant fluffer for Jake Steed.

Groovy!

8-26-13 10:33am (new)

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RCL no. 3531 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-28-13

At the dealership, Bill takes one final up of the night...

...and this Mustang comes with a 305hp V-6, but still gets 30 MPG on the highway!

Too bad he upped Narcolepsy Ned.

I hate to ask this, but we've spent the last three hours looking for cars... Are you going to make a decision on what you want to buy any time soon?

(Looks like we're going to be here awhile.)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hello?

8-29-13 11:52am (new)

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RCL no. 3606 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-29-13

His name is Dick...

...Air Dick.

What is it you want me to do?

Suck Air, baby!

9-30-13 8:08am (new)

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RCL no. 3615 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-03-13

Bill messes with the assistant parts manager...

I'm not going to fall for your "air dick" routine, Bill.

Okay...

Feel that?

(There's a lot of down time at the dealership these days...)

Feel what, Bill?

That's me air slapping you on the side of your face with my air dick!

10-03-13 3:00pm (new)

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RCL no. 3618 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-04-13

To earn extra money, Bill takes a part-time reporter job at TMZ...

Today we are at the home of famous reporter, Phil McCracken...

Are you tring to interview me?

Yessum.

And, I suppose that's some sort of "air mike" you're pretending to hold?

Something like that... *snicker*

Okay, but if I find out later that you're really holding an air dick, I'm going to be PISSED!!

10-05-13 10:49am (new)

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RCL no. 3658 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-18-13

Aaaaaaaaaaaah...

Mucho mejor!

Are you fake peeing on my back with your "air dick", Bill?

Feel the warmth, baby!

You need help, Bill.

10-18-13 3:40pm (new)

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RCL no. 3678 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-25-13

On his day off, Bill likes to volunteer at the local library...

If, your looking for the reference book section, it's on the second floor...

...OR you can use this handheld to find what your looking for.

I'm not going to fall for your "air dick" trick, Bill.

I'm sorry... It looked like you were making some sort of "air vagina" with your hands and I thought-

You really need to get some help, Bill.

10-25-13 9:09am (new)

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RCL no. 3690 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-28-13

What am I looking at here?

Dick. Air Dick.

It that some sort of British spy?

Uh, yeah... And , if your nice, I may let you "Bond" with it later on the living room sofa...

Can I be "Onatopp"?

10-28-13 5:16pm (new)

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RCL no. 3702 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-31-13

That's the new Ford Transit...

It has fuel injection, an eight-speed automatic transmission, and an air dick...

Air dick?

Whoops... I meant to say air suspension. Air dick is kind of an inside thing.

Tell me more about that air dick thingy...

10-31-13 10:34am (new)

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RCL no. 3706 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-31-13

I call this my "space dick"...

We flew 250,000 miles from Earth so you can pull your air dick gag on me?

Space dick gag.

What's the difference?

In space, there is no air.

AND, THERE IS NO @%#$ DICK, EITHER!!!

10-31-13 4:32pm (new)

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RCL no. 3720 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-07-13

Death?

Yes.

AT MY DOOR???

Relax... It's not what you think.

It's not?

May I use your bathroom? I need to take a KILLER dump...

11-07-13 9:21am (new)

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RCL no. 3721 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-07-13

DON'T YOU KNOW TO SALUTE WHEN THERE'S AN OFFICER ON DECK, BOOT??

Officer? What officer?

BIRD COLONEL AIR DICK!!!

Look, weirdo... I just came in to buy a F-150 with my re-up bonus.

Oh, right... I can help you with that. BUT, ONLY AFTER YOU SALUTE BIRD COLONEL AIR DICK, BOOT!!!!

Is there someone less psycho I can talk to?

11-07-13 10:54am (new)

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