...and an extraneous apostrophe.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

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Hmmmm....... I'm listed as first on there list of enemies. Looks like I've finally made it people.

Did anyone else notice the absence of a certain Mr.Billings from that list? Also pay attention to his list of possible allies both are Billings counterparts.

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Nice try, superfly. But as you well know the King has been posting pretty regularly whilst I was out of commission the entire weekend in your neck of the woods watching this gentleman smack people around. And I have witnesses.

And bruises.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

...and an extraneous apostrophe.

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I think my copy of Jesus 2.0 eliminates that bug.

I got to the second on that list.

I believe that means i get more respect from the newbies than the regulars.

*contemplates switching sides*

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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Nice try, superfly. But as you well know the King has been posting pretty regularly whilst I was out of commission the entire weekend in your neck of the woods watching this gentleman smack people around. And I have witnesses.

And bruises.

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Sigh. Gabe won't give the proper credit for his bruises. Ya'll thought it was coincidence we were both in Chicago this weekend?

ps. I need that harness back by next weekend.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

I'm number one on that list baby! NUMBER ONE!

I went from being the worst newbie ever to public enemy number one against the newbie collective.

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I'm number one on that list baby! NUMBER ONE!

I went from being the worst newbie ever to public enemy number one against the newbie collective.

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Lesson to be learned: You are good at irritating people. Well done!

Gotta love this kid!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Sigh. Gabe won't give the proper credit for his bruises. Ya'll thought it was coincidence we were both in Chicago this weekend?

ps. I need that harness back by next weekend.

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What's everyone doing in Chicago? I moved out of there not long ago. Do any of you ever make it to Seattle?

I mean... you can leave the harness at home. I'm just askin.

...and an extraneous apostrophe.

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I'm funny in the sense that I don't care much when others make spelling mistakes, but hate when I do. For instance, I have a feeling I'd like crabby's comics less if he started using, say, periods, but nearly passed out yesterday when I realized I saved a comic making the your-you're mistake.

Cub fan or Sox fan?

That's a live or die question.

Hell, if you're smart, you're probably a Mariners fan now.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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I'm number one on that list baby! NUMBER ONE!

I went from being the worst newbie ever to public enemy number one against the newbie collective.

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Yup, there's nothing so militant as a Recovering Newbie.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Kaufman's back! Yaaayyy!!!

Everything's going to be fine, now.

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[Click to view comic: 'Let the cheap laughs return!']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

King_Newbie, if only your balls were as big as your ego...

All Bark, no Bite.

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Cub fan or Sox fan?

That's a live or die question.

Hell, if you're smart, you're probably a Mariners fan now.

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I like Wrigley and hate the DH. I hate that the Sox made me pay for a stadium with tax dollars. I enjoyed the hype around the Ms but I never made it to a game this year. I got a few free tickets last year.

To be honest I only go to sporting events if the tickets fall into my lap, or if they are cheap, like minor league ball.

I'm supposed to help the manager of the Seattle Studs put up a website some day if he ever gets the content pulled together. I'm getting a jersey and a case of beer out of it.

So is it thumbs up or down?

You mean "who's".

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

I think it's ok to pick on the newbies. I mean, as soon as I'm not a newbie anymore, I'm gonna pick on the newbies too. It's like when you were in high school and you were picked on as a freshman. As soon as you went to being a sophomore, you picked on the freshmen. It's that easy. King newbie needs to just butt out and shut the fuck up. And I am a newbie. Anyone who graduated from even middle school should be able to spell.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

You must be the goddess I've heard so much about!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Anyone who graduated from even middle school should be able to spell.

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Oh, the irony.

Har Har!

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Dad was flammable

You mean "who's".

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*chortle*

Nobody in Seattle but me, eh?

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Nobody in Seattle but me, eh?

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I have a telephone interview in 2 weeks for a job in Tacoma, so ya never know....

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

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Nobody in Seattle but me, eh?

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I have a telephone interview in 2 weeks for a job in Tacoma, so ya never know....

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What company?

Suger N' Spice is a nick name
I write it differently, but I can't write it here.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

I'm no longer a newbie. Newbie king, suck your 1mm dick.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

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Sigh. Gabe won't give the proper credit for his bruises. Ya'll thought it was coincidence we were both in Chicago this weekend?

ps. I need that harness back by next weekend.

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Ixnay on the omination-day.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.