I'm so glad I started this thread. You all kick ass.

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I can't believe nobody else came up with Tobor Physics. It was so ripe for the picking.

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Cowboy Narcotics by Drexle 12-06-01

One day on the ranch... So I says "I reckon them reefers ain't gonna smoke themselves..." Ha, ha... What the fuck were we talking about?

Outstanding.

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Bok Choy Physics by fuzzyman 12-06-01

So I says, "That head of dark green leaves on thick white stalks ain't gonna cook itself!" Ha ha! Sucky, sucky! *ahem* Sorry. "What the fuck are you talking about?"

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Quickies! by kaufman 12-06-01

Cowboy Plastics So I says, "Well them polymerized molecules ain't gonna bond by themselves." Ha, Ha! Cowboy Fezziks So I says, "Well them big heavy rocks ain't gonna give the masked man hard knocks." Ha, Ha! Coelentrate Physics So I says, "Well them coral reefs ain't gonna aerate by themselves." Ha, Ha!

What the fuck am I talking about?

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Attourney General Physics by Drexle 12-06-01

One day, on the ranch... So I says: "If the rotor turbines generate gravitons by themselves, then the terrorists have won." Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

More Attourney General Physics by Drexle 12-06-01

I mean it, if you're not with the rotor turbines, you're with the terrorists. If you cry about losing all your gravitons, you're helping the terrorists. Ha, ha! __________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ You're scaring me now... seriously.

I'm tired, but I had these comic ideas. Which means these are going to seem pretty unfunny tommorow.

Confused Physics by BigEvilDan 12-06-01

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! What the fuck was that about?

Telemarketer Physics by BigEvilDan 12-06-01

So I says, "Them marketing surveys ain't gonna answer themselves." Ha, ha! Why the fuck am I talking to you?

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Cowboy Love by fuzzyman 12-07-01

So I says, "Bessie, inter-species sex is morally okay because you can't get pregnant. Now rub them udders up against me!" Ha ha! Man, you are really starting to worry me.

Cowboy Psychologist: Gene Autrey by fuzzyman 12-07-01

So I says, "I got a heart as big as Texas. And if only you had a heart as big as Texas, you'd be happy too." And that's my advice to you, kiddo! Ha ha! Gene Autrey, you're a great singing cowboy, but as a psychologist you really suck ass.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I hope I was the first one to come up with this pun...

Cowboy physiques by NeoVid 12-07-01

So I says, "Them saddles ain't gonna carry themselves," so I started taking 'roids, working out every day, and now I can hold this thing all day_without_strainin' mahself. Ha ha! Why the fuck didn't I think of that?

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Cowboy Fission by wirthling 12-07-01

So I says, "That uranium-235 ain't gonna emit neutrons by itself!" Ha ha! Uh oh! Moh!

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Max physics by KajunFirefly 12-07-01

Brad and Max Hey Max, you know, your Cowboy Physics strip has caused quite a stir, everyone's going crazy for it! What? Cowboy Physics? Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves! What the fuck was I talking about?

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Kajun, you made me laugh. That was funny.

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All right, y'all made me do it...

Cowboy Farces by Namgubed 12-10-01

Stop me if you've herded this one. Moo. Ha Ha! ... I don't get it.

Cowboy Feces by Namgubed 12-10-01

So I says, "Them bowel movements ain't gonna void themselves!" Damn, Gus, what the fuck did you eat?

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I entered such a strip in the current Comic Contest. Due to my being inundated with demand, here it is again.

Jack T. Physics by andydougan 12-07-01

So I says, "Well, them sinners ain't gonna get into Heaven by doin' good works!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about? (John 14:6) Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father, but through me”. Oh, right.

Well, I went and did it. I made my own Cowboy Physics parody...

Cowboy Fizz by DexX 12-11-01

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! *choke* *sneeze* *cough* *cough* *sniff* You made beer squirt out my nose, ya bastard.

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Cowboy Harmonics by boorite 12-11-01

One day backstage... So I says, "Them EL-84s ain't gonna generate nasty blues harp tone by themselves." Ha, ha! So can I borrow your Green Bullet? No.

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Cowboys and Injuneers by kaufman 12-11-01

Miniature seismographs record users' subvocalizations , which are processed by ten parallel nanomachines. Gyroscopes keep it upright, and a nuclear powered battery will keep it running for millennia. USB ports are provided to the graviton generator, ... ...and a series of pulleys interface it with any size rotor turbines. Is this the greatest invention since sliced bread, or what? What the fuck are you talking about?

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You ARE the weakest link by anne_robinson 12-11-01

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Incorrect! Rotor turbines do, in fact, generate gravitons by themselves. You are the weakest link. Goodbye! What the fuck was she talking about?

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Cowboy Fezziks

So I says, "Well them big heavy rocks ain't gonna give the masked man hard knocks."

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For those of you who don't keep up with "Bug Reports and Suggestions":

Scooby Physics by kaufman 12-14-01

One day next to the Mystery Machine ... Ro Ri Red, "Rell, Rem Roror Rurrines Rain Runna Renerate Rooby Racks Rye Remrelves!" Ra, Ra! Rut Ra Ruck Rarr Rue Ralking Rarout?

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Kaufmans been on the Gin and Tonic again

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Decepticon Physics. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-14-01

So I said to him , "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha Ha. what the .... KER-TRANS-FORM Decepticons Thats right GW. Now give us those plans for the star wars defence system.

I think Kramer already did one of these , cant recall though , as hes done so fucking many Decepticon comics.

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That is not a real Decepticon - he did not demand alcohol!

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