Cleverly use all three.

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'You use the window, shaving cream, and Tooshy']

Player 6, The Game is yours.

Molten lava ... or shaving cream? Unless Game_Master is Dr. Demento, the latter is definitely the way to go :-)

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'You look for something to defend yourself with']

I'll use Tooshy.

---
"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'You use Tooshy']

I will not comply.

---
"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

What's gonna happen when all the players are killed off?

[Click to view comic: 'You do not comply']

Player 1, The Game is yours.

I'll pick up where Dan left off, and comply with asiangirl2's orders.

---
The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'You come to in a pitch black room']

Whining always helps.

---
The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'You whine about your throbbing head']

I'll point out that not only did flicking me in the head not help, it exacerbated that which it was intended to lessen.

Everybody likes a wiseass, right?

---
The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'You point out that...']

Alright. Let's see if we can't get some sort of exposition here.

I ask why I've been kidnapped.

---
The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'You ask why you've been kidnapped']

Though I'm sure it will lead to my death, I feel the only sensible thing to do is attempt to run.

---
The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'You run']

Player 2, The Game is yours

Game Note: I apologize for the inconsistency at which the Update Times are being met. To eliminate this inconsistency, the following change in Game Updates has been implemented.

[Click to view comic: 'You look for something to defend yourself with']

Despite my better judgement, and despite the fact that I don't think it will change the outcome any, I am going to Use Tooshy and the Shaving Cream, but NOT the window.

[Click to view comic: 'You use Tooshy and the Shaving Cream']

Assuming that Complying with her command will lead me to this:

[Click to view comic: 'You come to in a pitch black room']

Then I will choose to Stand up and feel my way around. If that's not what it leads to, then tell me when you post the next part.

[Click to view comic: 'You feel your way around']

Do not open the door. It's probably a hot brick wall because of the lava behind it.

The Game was about to be taken from Player 2 and given to Player 3 because of Player 2's lateness with a decision. Then it was realized that the comic, though made 2 days ago, was never posted.

Apologies for the delay, Player 2.

[Click to view comic: 'You don't open the door']