Here's my first submission:

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jesus, that didn't work...let me try again:
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...and another one, since I cant find any rules against two submissions:
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Guess who can't count?

[Click to view comic: 'CC 33 - More Luvin'']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Just because I've always wanted to think of OTHER reasons for his arms to be that way...

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Good one!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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Ok, I am in hot pursuit looking for the funniest Jesus comic I've ever seen, but with over 19,000 comics I don't think I'll find it.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

who the hell won this anyway?

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

No one yet. Wait another 9 hours ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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I love 'em.

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Why did Tobor cross the road?

Because he had his dick stuck in the chicken!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

hahahahahahaha

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Not a contest entry, unless it wins.

[Click to view comic: 'I'll see you in 000C:52D3']

Technically this is kaufman's joke, but I'm stealing it.

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Not a contest entry, unless it wins.

Technically this is kaufman's joke, but I'm stealing it.

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Damn! You beat me to that one by 0F days!

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 32 - Born Again']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Oh the joy of appropriate backgrounds. Two things tho.. one, how on earth is anyone other than Gabe gonna win? Two, HOW on earth is ANYONE gonna win?

WHERE ARE THE WINNERS?

Look, if someone doesn't show up and announce a winner soon, I'm gonna declare myself the winner and do contest 33 myself. So there. :-P

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

WOW... The winner of this contest gets to call contest 33...

And how old was Jesus when He was crucified?

33!

COINCIDENCE??????????????

yes.

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Our good Lady J will be by shortly. Don't get your panties in a bundle. Or knickers. Or whatever the hell you limeys wear under your clothes.

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Judging will be uh... some time after 7pm CDT on Wednesday 5/30/01.

So there you go. Have at it!

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Judging will be uh... some time after 7pm CDT on Wednesday 5/30/01.

So there you go. Have at it!

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Gabe, how ass-rammed is your theology? Jesus doesn't say "Shazam."

He says "BAM."

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Like this:

"I'm gonna kick this lame guy up a notch. BAM!"

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