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Gah! Now you have that black-name thing!

Why is it always the good ones?

WHY?

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I am above good. I am at least excelent.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'Valley College']

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

[Click to view comic: 'CC164: JC']

I like that one.

Ahh, heck. Why not.

[Click to view comic: 'Apocalypse 101']

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Nietzche's words live on.

...so do God's, I suppose, but at least no one ever has any jihads over atheism.

That is the most ignorant fucking thing I've ever read.

So, he's not dead then?

Huhuhuhuhah.

I've heard that dumbass quote plenty of times before. I also understand Nietschze, which seems to be a rarity.

Nietschze never claimed immortality, unlike the followers of Yahweh. So what's the fucking point?

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Why don't you start a thread in "Fights Go Here" instead of clogging up this contest's thread?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

[Click to view comic: 'Uber-Asian Girl']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

WTF, DERAIL THIS SHIT

Anyway, I thought the whole God is dead/Nietzsche is dead thing was supposed to be irony.

It was.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I gess...er, guess this is an appropriate moment to reveal that I'm fuck. One or two people already know this, but I think the time is right publicly to out myself. As crabby notes, the character's pretty much run his course, and it's time for him to be retired. At the beginning it was easy, but you'd be surprised how difficult it is to come up with fresh, tasteful gags about the rape of minors.

Anyway, the strips I enjoyed most were:

itsclark's Brightly Colored Machine Tools
kaufman's Skydiving 101 and Would you believe "Morris"?
il_schmucko's Contest 164b and Contest 164c
boorite's Philosophy 404: Intro to Nihilism
NeoVid's Classy

I was torn between boorite and itsclark for this, but inevitably, philosophy geekdom prevailed. The winner:
[Click to view comic: 'Philosophy 404: Intro to Nihilism']

Thanks to lara7 and Drexle for being such long-time fuck supporters. To the rest of you, I can only apologise and say I was drunk when I made most of his strips. Or, to put it another way...

by by lamer's!!

[Click to view comic: 'HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH']

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sex

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I gess...er, guess this is an appropriate moment to reveal that I'm fuck.

Thanks to lara7 and Drexle for being such long-time fuck supporters.

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I'm feeling very smug now.

Huzzah! New rules in a moment.

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What others say about boorite!

Let us all bow our heads and have a moment of rapping.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I always said I'd rather not know. I was right.

*bows head*

*sob*

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Fuck? You?

And you have the gall to complain about the dialogue in The Two Towers? :)
Anyway, I always got a good chuckle out of that character.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I knew it!

Not officially, since that bastard Dougan would never admit to it. That fuck.

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Dad was flammable

Crap, and here I was thinking that fuck actually wasn't a reg in disguise.

Now all we need is for the K1NG to win a contest, so we can find out who he is.

After I win a contest, that is. It's been a freakin year now...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Meh, I haven't entered a contest in ages, don't expect anything soon.

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Dad was flammable

I know who H4xx0r K1ng is.

I'll tell you if you send me naked pictures of one of the hot male SC regs like...uh....um...

Never mind. the k1ng's sekkrit is safe.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.